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35 minutes ago, Marut72 said:

Granted, but all the recipes call for call for SPAM to be added.

I wish Siri would know what I wanted before I wanted it.

(Large part of my childhood was MAUI and Hawai'i eats more SPAM than anywhere else in the world, so that is a GREAT wish result because I LOVE SPAM!  (Fruitcake, too. It's okay to hate me. Hahahahaha)

8 minutes ago, Marut72 said:

Dang!

I wish DISCO STU had his own television series because well, he is DISCO STU.

Wish Granted, but it's the only channel and the only show on that channel 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 52 days a year on any and all Televisions or digital devices you see, even in peripheral vision in perpetuity. And it only affect you and no one else.

I wish Ken Doll were the real thing and properly endowed, because the other real things tend to not even come close to living-up to him.

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Granted, you are an elephant with a USB storage stick where your brain should be. I wish for instant full rez everywhere I land.

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3 minutes ago, Alyona Su said:

(Large part of my childhood was MAUI and Hawai'i eats more SPAM than anywhere else in the world, so that is a GREAT wish result because I LOVE SPAM!  (Fruitcake, too. It's okay to hate me. Hahahahaha)

Wish Granted, but it's the only channel and the only show on that channel 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 52 days a year on any and all Televisions or digital devices you see, even in peripheral vision in perpetuity. And it only affect you and no one else.

I wish Ken Doll were the real thing and properly endowed, because the other real things tend to not even come close to living-up to him.

Granted.

Ken is real. He is all yours, as is all of his ‘endowment’.

Unfortunately, everything else is not and you are stuck living with him in really uncomfortable plastic homes, not to mention that Barbie has threatened to do really mean and really bad things to you.

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8 minutes ago, Marut72 said:

Granted.

Ken is real. He is all yours, as is all of his ‘endowment’.

Unfortunately, everything else is not and you are stuck living with him in really uncomfortable plastic homes, not to mention that Barbie has threatened to do really mean and really bad things to you.

~Snorts~

I know it's harder to come up with a wish than to corrupt one LOL ~gives you evil-eye for forgetting again~ :P

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27 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said:

Granted, instead they like yodelling and learning to play the electric violin.

I wish I didn't have to make dinner.

Granted, but frozen meals break your teeth and you have to break your wallet to get plastic dentures.

I wish SL regions didn't have an agent-limit.

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23 minutes ago, clone00345 said:

You got to put them in a microwave for a few minutes and they will soften up. 😆

But... but... she didn't want to make it. Isn't heating up part of making (preparing) it? LOL

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1 hour ago, Alyona Su said:

Granted, but frozen meals break your teeth and you have to break your wallet to get plastic dentures.

I wish SL regions didn't have an agent-limit.

Granted but now there is only ONE 256x256 sim and everyone lives there.. 

I wish i had more time with my mom... 

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29 minutes ago, Drake1 Nightfire said:

I wish turkeys had 10 legs.. Thighs and drums for everyone!!!

Darn it!  Another one that should be granted and not corrupted.  But...

Granted! But you develop a severe allergy to dark meat.

I wish turkey tasted like king crab.

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40 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said:

Darn it!  Another one that should be granted and not corrupted.  But...

Granted! But you develop a severe allergy to dark meat.

I wish turkey tasted like king crab.

Granted but it now costs the same as king crab...

I wish prices were what they were in the early 90's for everything.

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12 hours ago, Marut72 said:

Granted, but unfortunately the economy tanks and you lose your job. You are unemployed and unable to buy anything. 

I wish someone would tell me what to wish for. 

Granted! You are now compelled to wish for peace on earth and happiness for all.

I wish everyone who goes into SL went into SL when I do all the time.

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3 minutes ago, Alyona Su said:

Granted! You are now compelled to wish for peace on earth and happiness for all.

I wish everyone who goes into SL went into SL when I do all the time.

Granted, now the grid is broken from the traffic and pressure on inventory servers.

I wish I was a fish.

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Granted.

This time of year is not about money. The world discovers peace and happiness but unfortunately you eventually wake up from your slumber.

 

I wish I could read peoples minds so I know what they wanted under the tree. 

DANG

I’m slow this AM

GRANTED. 

You have been eaten. 

I wish I had a slice of pizza for breakfast. 

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6 minutes ago, Marut72 said:

This time of year is not about money.

Off-Topic: Let us not forget the very reason it's called "Black Friday". LOL

On-topic:

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I wish I had a slice of pizza for breakfast.

Granted. But you have ingestion and heartburn from now until you wake-up tomorrow morning.

I wish the early bird never gets the worm, because it seems we three are just that. LOL

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29 minutes ago, Alyona Su said:

Off-Topic: Let us not forget the very reason it's called "Black Friday". LOL

On-topic:

Granted. But you have ingestion and heartburn from now until you wake-up tomorrow morning.

I wish the early bird never gets the worm, because it seems we three are just that. LOL

Granted. We don’t get the worm, we get eaten by a Hawk. 

I wish it was Saturday morning all the time. 

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