All the Women on the Forum Are Trying to Steal My New Boyfriend, and I Don't Know What to Do!!

[Lindal Kidd]

2 hours ago, LittleMe Jewell said:

Has everyone actually looked up his profile - and read the 1st Life page?

 

Yes, I saw that.  CD?  Content Deleted??  Anyway, I don't want him Scylla.  Couldn't give him away to Maddy, so...buona fortuna!

[ChinRey]

8 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said:

They were on sale.  I got fife of them.

Of course.

 

[kathyparnes1]

exactly HOW young is Sylla's new boyfriend?

 

[LittleMe Jewell]

1 hour ago, Lindal Kidd said:

Yes, I saw that.  CD?  Content Deleted??  

Or CD = 400 in Roman Numerals.  That be one really old douchbag dude

Edited November 3, 2018 by LittleMe Jewell

[Drake1 Nightfire]

9 minutes ago, LittleMe Jewell said:

Or CD = 400 in Roman Numerals.  That be one really old douchbag dude

i said that...  

[MoiraKathleen]

Ah...   I saw Drake's 400 earlier, above, but didn't put it together with the CD being 400 in Roman Numerals.   

There were several things from the First Life tab that left me confused, which is partly why I didn't respond at all to his IM's (besides, I am not at all interested in Love, Romance and Cuddles or SL and RL relationship with anyone in SL).

[ChinRey]

12 minutes ago, LittleMe Jewell said:

Or CD = 400 in Roman Numerals.  That be one really old douchbag dude

Way past the best before date.

Of course, they didn't have expiration dates back then but if he hadn't been that old, he would have been expired by now if he had been that old.

 

[Selene Gregoire]

12 minutes ago, Drake1 Nightfire said:

i said that...  

I don't think you called him an old douchbag dude, so.... no.

[Selene Gregoire]

5 minutes ago, ChinRey said:

Way past the best before date.

Of course, they didn't have expiration dates back then but if he hadn't been that old, he would have been expired by now if he had been that old.

 

Wait...

Doesn't that translate to "he expired over 15 centuries ago"? 

[LittleMe Jewell]

26 minutes ago, Drake1 Nightfire said:

i said that...  

 

21 minutes ago, moirakathleen said:

Ah...   I saw Drake's 400 earlier, above, but didn't put it together with the CD being 400 in Roman Numerals.   

 

I figured that Lindal didn't see Drake's post or also didn't put it together, so I figured I'd spell it out.

 

[ChinRey]

2 minutes ago, Selene Gregoire said:

Doesn't that translate to "he expired over 15 centuries ago"? 

Not necessarily but quite possibly. At least it's unlikely he's in a shape to chase all the women on the forums by now. I'm beginning to suspect Scylla exaggerated a little bit.

That reminds me of one practical tip we never mentioned here for some reason: if you want to collect antiques, flutes last longer and take up less space than boyfriends.

[Selene Gregoire]

2 minutes ago, ChinRey said:

Not necessarily but quite possibly. At least it's unlikely he's in a shape to chase all the women on the forums by now. I'm beginning to suspect Scylla exaggerated a little bit.

That reminds me of one practical tip we never mentioned here for some reason: if you want to collect antiques, flutes last longer and take up less space than boyfriends.

NOW you tell me!? I have both. 

[ChinRey]

4 minutes ago, Selene Gregoire said:

NOW you tell me!? I have both.

Keep the flute then. It's more useful. You can blow it and finger it and it can take your breath away.

Edited November 3, 2018 by ChinRey

[Madelaine McMasters]

43 minutes ago, ChinRey said:

Flutes last longer and take up less space than boyfriends.

Bodhrans take up more space than flutes, but keep away boyfriends (anything with ears, really). They're also the perfect size and shape for holding a pizza. I sometimes played in jam sessions at Milwaukee's Irish Fest. I was awful, but because I'd hand out slices of pizza from the bodhran, they told me I was wonderful.

Anybody want a slice?

Edited November 3, 2018 by Madelaine McMasters

[Scylla Rhiadra]

23 minutes ago, ChinRey said:

You can blow it and finger it and it can take your breath away. 

?

I don't think you can say that here!

Can you?

Wait. You just did.

[ChinRey]

1 minute ago, Scylla Rhiadra said:

?

I don't think you can say that here!

Can you?

Wait. You just did.

What else can you do with a flute?

[ChinRey]

7 minutes ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

They're also the perfect size and shape for holding a pizza.

Awww, I hope your bodhran has a synthetic skin then. Mine has a calf skin so it can be hard to tell where the pizza ends and the bodhran begins.

[Madelaine McMasters]

3 minutes ago, ChinRey said:

What else can you do with a flute?

Play chopsticks.

[Madelaine McMasters]

2 minutes ago, ChinRey said:

Awww, I hope your bodhran has a synthetic skin then. Mine has a calf skin so it can be hard to tell where the pizza ends and the bodhran begins.

Nope, it's skin and still has pepperoni stains on it.

Edited November 3, 2018 by Madelaine McMasters

[ChinRey]

5 hours ago, Scylla Rhiadra said:

Now, grab your fife, drum, and musket, and CHOOSE A SIDE!!!

Seems we getting it together now. We have fifes to blow, Madelaine drummed up a bodhran to beat, all we need is some mouscat. That's a wine, isn't it? Should go well with the pizza.

[Madelaine McMasters]

4 minutes ago, ChinRey said:

That's a wine, isn't it?

Save the empty bottles for Molotov cocktails.

Edited November 3, 2018 by Madelaine McMasters

[Chase01]

[Fionalein]

25 minutes ago, ChinRey said:

What else can you do with a flute?

Bludgeon someone to death? At least if you a are instumentalist and own a great bass

 

[Drake1 Nightfire]

28 minutes ago, ChinRey said:

What else can you do with a flute?

This one time at band camp.

[Chase01]

27 minutes ago, Drake1 Nightfire said:

This one time at band camp.