All the Women on the Forum Are Trying to Steal My New Boyfriend, and I Don't Know What to Do!!

[Scylla Rhiadra]

1 minute ago, ChinRey said:

Got fife:

lol where did you get one of THOSE?

1 minute ago, ChinRey said:

Will a feather duster do?

Or maybe pepper spray?

[Fionalein]

1 minute ago, Drake1 Nightfire said:

Oh luv, yer thinkin to soft.. Im off tae grab my power armer and mah lightning axe. 

BLOOD FER THA BLOOD GOD!!! SKULLS FER THA SKULL THRONE!!! 

I chosse to side with the Warhamster.

[Scylla Rhiadra]

1 minute ago, Drake1 Nightfire said:

Oh luv, yer thinkin to soft.. Im off tae grab my power armer and mah lightning axe. 

BLOOD FER THA BLOOD GOD!!! SKULLS FER THA SKULL THRONE!!! 

Excuse me, Sir, but the foreign language subforums are below

 

[Madelaine McMasters]

3 minutes ago, Selene Gregoire said:

I still haven't gotten one. ?

...hands you Lindal's.

[Selene Gregoire]

8 minutes ago, Scylla Rhiadra said:

Fun? LIGHT HEARTED????

This is WAR!

Now, grab your fife, drum, and musket, and CHOOSE A SIDE!!!

[Luna Bliss]

[Scylla Rhiadra]

1 minute ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

...hands you Lindal's. 

This is becoming positively unhygienic.

/me hands you the antibacterial soap.

[Fionalein]

2 minutes ago, Scylla Rhiadra said:

Excuse me, Sir, but the foreign language subforums are below

 

He is speaking Pubescent Nerdboy - very rare Creole language only found in small habitats called Game Workshops...

Edited November 2, 2018 by Fionalein

[Madelaine McMasters]

Just now, Scylla Rhiadra said:

This is becoming positively unhygienic.

/me hands you the antibacterial soap.

...drinks it.

[Scylla Rhiadra]

1 minute ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

...drinks it.

Not what they told us to do in Health class.

[ChinRey]

2 minutes ago, Scylla Rhiadra said:

lol where did you get one of THOSE?

At a fife store of course.

 

4 minutes ago, Scylla Rhiadra said:

Or maybe pepper spray?

I haven't got that either but I'll see what I can come up with...

I have a half empty bottle of HP sauce...

[Selene Gregoire]

1 minute ago, Fionalein said:

He is speaking Pubescent Nerdboy - very bad Creole language only found in small habitats called Game Workshops...

At least he wasn't trying to speak in Coon@$$ as can only be heard in Avoyelles Parish. 

[Cindy Evanier]

Just now, Scylla Rhiadra said:

Not what they told us to do in Health class.

neither was sharing your new bf with 20 other girls 

[Drake1 Nightfire]

2 minutes ago, Fionalein said:

He is speaking Pubescent Nerdboy - very rare Creole language only found in small habitats called Game Workshops...

My uncle who is Scottish sounds exactly like that and would beat you soundly about the head and shoulders with a stick for insulting him.. Now apologize or i will break out the wet noodles..

 

[ChinRey]

2 minutes ago, Cindy Evanier said:

neither was sharing your new bf with 20 other girls 

20? More like 200 it seems.

This is actually seriouser than we thought. We have to help poor Scylla protect her lack of innocense!

Edited November 2, 2018 by ChinRey

[Scylla Rhiadra]

1 minute ago, Cindy Evanier said:

neither was sharing your new bf with 20 other girls 

Is it only 20?

Whew. I thought we were up to at least twice that.

[Drake1 Nightfire]

I'm just gonna go back to my cave where at least my cat loves me... 

[Fionalein]

1 minute ago, Drake1 Nightfire said:

My uncle who is Scottish sounds exactly like that and would beat you soundly about the head and shoulders with a stick for insulting him.. Now apologize or i will break out the wet noodles..

Oh does he too glue more skullz on old his stuff and keeps rereleasing it?

 

[ChinRey]

Just now, Drake1 Nightfire said:

I'm just gonna go back to my cave where at least my cat loves me... 

Aww, poor Drake

[Scylla Rhiadra]

2 minutes ago, ChinRey said:

At a fife store of course.

Ask a stupid question . . .

3 minutes ago, ChinRey said:

I have a half empty bottle of HP sauce...

Some of us actually LIKE HP sauce!

And it goes really well with grilled ex-boyfriend.

[Drake1 Nightfire]

Just now, Fionalein said:

Oh does he too glue more skullz on old his stuff and keeps rereleasing it?

 

uhhh, what?

[ChinRey]

5 minutes ago, Fionalein said:

Oh does he too glue more skullz on old his stuff and keeps rereleasing it?

Skullz are out, it's gears now.

/me puts her fife to her mouth and starts playing the Steampunk song

(Edit: Amazingly, it does actually work as a rousing marching tune, I didn't expect that)

Edited November 2, 2018 by ChinRey

[Fionalein]

5 minutes ago, ChinRey said:

Skullz are out, it's gears now.

/me puts her fife to her mouth and starts playing the Steampunk song

alters the lyrics and isngs along

"just glue some skullz on it and call it grymdark, that's the new trend in fourty K..."

Edited November 2, 2018 by Fionalein

[ChinRey]

1 minute ago, Fionalein said:

alters the lyrics and isngs along

"just glue some skullz on it and call it grymdark, that's the new trend in fourty K..."

 

[Selene Gregoire]

@Scylla Rhiadra This is all YOUR fault! *shakes fist*

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