All the Women on the Forum Are Trying to Steal My New Boyfriend, and I Don't Know What to Do!!

[Lindal Kidd]

59 minutes ago, ChinRey said:

What else can you do with a flute?

• Flaunt it.
• Flat it.
• Float it.
• Toot it.
• Mute it.

 

[Akane Nacht]

[Scylla Rhiadra]

20 minutes ago, Akane Nacht said:

And . . . if no one steps forward to claim him, we use the knife, right?

 

(I kind of like the idea of suspending him upside down by one leg while we decide.)

Edited November 3, 2018 by Scylla Rhiadra

[Scylla Rhiadra]

6 hours ago, ChinRey said:

Maybe I'm a silly soppy sentimental but I suddenly started to think of this from the other side's point of view. All the women on the forum? That's a lot. It's more than enough to kill the poor guy. 

Then again, at least it means there'll be no need for musketts. Did somebody say HP sauce goes well with ex-boyfriend?

At this stage, we don't need muskets, knives, or even HP Sauce. If he knew how we were talking about him, he'd drop dead of embarrassment on the spot.

[Scylla Rhiadra]

4 hours ago, Lindal Kidd said:

Anyway, I don't want him Scylla.  Couldn't give him away to Maddy, so...buona fortuna!

What if I throw in a slightly used Drake, as a bonus?

[Scylla Rhiadra]

4 hours ago, kathyparnes1 said:

exactly HOW young is Sylla's new boyfriend?

Chronological, or mental age?

He actually told me his supposed RL chronological age.

As for the other . . . well, the guy spammed about half of the women on the forums with exactly the same come-on, apparently oblivious to the fact that what we do here is, you know, talk among ourselves.

So you judge!

[Scylla Rhiadra]

3 hours ago, Drake1 Nightfire said:

i said that...  

It really isn't your day, is it Drake?

[Ethan Paslong]

9 hours ago, Scylla Rhiadra said:

Please add your notes of support and sympathy below.

Thank you!

support??

hey i'm no woman but if he's cute i'd give it a try!

https://www.wikihow.com/Steal-a-Girl-from-Her-Boyfriend

(nice explained how to... think it works for any gender)

Edited November 3, 2018 by Ethan Paslong

[Arduenn Schwartzman]

10 hours ago, Scylla Rhiadra said:

Some of the Women on the Forum Are Reacting to My New Boyfriend's Forum Posts With , and I Don't Know What to Do!!

FTFY

Edited November 3, 2018 by Arduenn Schwartzman

[Love Zhaoying]

12 hours ago, Scylla Rhiadra said:

This forum is a jungle, and you're either for me, or against me (and for that trollop Cindy). There is no room here for mere observers!

Technically, as the king of the jungle, I’d hold you against me in a cuddle.

[Love Zhaoying]

4 hours ago, Scylla Rhiadra said:

Chronological, or mental age?

He actually told me his supposed RL chronological age.

As for the other . . . well, the guy spammed about half of the women on the forums with exactly the same come-on, apparently oblivious to the fact that what we do here is, you know, talk among ourselves.

So you judge!

Now I’m guessing he’s @Derekmate!

Edited November 3, 2018 by Love Zhaoying
Tagged him, he will appreciate the attention.

[AyelaNewLife]

5 hours ago, Scylla Rhiadra said:

At this stage, we don't need muskets, knives, or even HP Sauce. If he knew how we were talking about him, he'd drop dead of embarrassment on the spot.

I mean he got our names by combing through threads, chances are he's already curled up in a ball somewhere weeping 

[Love Zhaoying]

One of you who is a RL man should say “yes” to him!

[Akasha Sternberg]

ok I know I´m late to the party but RL ...and stuffs.... XD (I´ll so blog about yesterday....too weird not to^^) so what´s the current status, have the teams shifted and @Drake1 Nightfire is my pet so  you can make offers to me and I´ll see for how long you´re allowed to cuddle him ^^

other than that? WHERE`S MA EFFIN POPCORN? Damnit!

[Klytyna]

1 hour ago, Akasha Sternberg said:

other than that? WHERE`S MA EFFIN POPCORN? Damnit!

The members of the League of Laughing Lesbians, have eaten it all, while we were watching this "pass the hidden boyfriend" nonsense...

 

[Cindy Evanier]

17 minutes ago, Klytyna said:

"pass the hidden boyfriend" nonsense...

awww Klytyna  did you not get the IM?  I kinda wish you had. Seeing your reply to him would have been worth 10 buckets of popcorn  

[Drake1 Nightfire]

Is it.. @Quinn Lysette?

[Drake1 Nightfire]

7 hours ago, Scylla Rhiadra said:

It really isn't your day, is it Drake?

Apparently not...

[ChinRey]

30 minutes ago, Cindy Evanier said:

awww Klytyna  did you not get the IM?  I kinda wish you had. Seeing your reply to him would have been worth 10 buckets of popcorn  

Maybe just as well she missed it. There is this law about cruel and unusual punishment.

[Lindal Kidd]

1 hour ago, Klytyna said:

The members of the League of Laughing Lesbians, have eaten it all, while we were watching this "pass the hidden boyfriend" nonsense...

Kly, the boyfriend isn't hidden, exactly.  We just can't mention his name because of forum rules.  This hilarious post from Scylla is responding to, or riffing off of, a development in the "Lines that Annoy You Most" thread, in which some (unnamed) person spammed all the women in the thread with the same come-on IM in world.

Do keep up, dear!

[Donna Underall]

[Scylla Rhiadra]

5 hours ago, Love Zhaoying said:

Technically, as the king of the jungle, I’d hold you against me in a cuddle.

Hmmm, careful Love! You don't want to be the next one to get "the Treatment"! ?

[Love Zhaoying]

2 minutes ago, Scylla Rhiadra said:

Hmmm, careful Love! You don't want to be the next one to get "the Treatment"! ?

Sounds painful.

[Scylla Rhiadra]

Just now, Love Zhaoying said:

Sounds painful.

I know whom you could ask to find out!

[Madelaine McMasters]

1 hour ago, Lindal Kidd said:

This hilarious post from Scylla is responding to, or riffing off of, a development in the "Lines that Annoy You Most" thread, in which some (unnamed) person spammed all the women in the thread with the same come-on IM in world.

All? All??!! All???!!!

Plplplplplplplplpl.