Signs of the Times (non political)

[Persephone Emerald]

What would be a good sign to put on your T-shirt or property in SL? 

For instance, on your property a funny sign might say, "Derender neighbor's build for a better environment ->"

A T-shirt might say, "It's not lag. I just like walking into people 😁 "

[LexxiXhan]

I saw one in RL yesterday: 'Private Property - No Turning'

 

Presumably they've had trouble with werewolves in the past 🤷‍♀️

[Cinnamon Mistwood]

I'm not naked. I just haven't rezzed for you 

 

It's not a plywood box. It's PBR!

 

Region crossing. Slow down.

 

Warning. Banlines ahead. Evasive maneuvers needed.

 

Caution. Whiplash from rubberbanding.

 

For a better shopping experience, please remove all clothing.

 

Danger: crashing on teleport.  Please walk into the next region.

[Love Zhaoying]

Edited February 17 by Love Zhaoying
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[LittleMe Jewell]

The profile picture for one of my alt's:

[Arielle Popstar]

  Caution 

   0 Sec

Orb Ahead

________________________

Wide Berth

Throw Eggs

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Eggs For Sale here

Edited February 17 by Arielle Popstar

[PheebyKatz]

When meeting renters on my home sim, I sometimes offer them a copy of my sign (not logged in, or I'd post it) if they express a dislike of people exploring their house. The sign says, This Property Protected by the Innsmouth Detective Agency.

I am the Innsmouth Detective Agency, lol.

Placing a copy of this sign on your rental house tells me it's totally okay to prank anyone who isn't you, if I catch them in your house when you aren't home, and you haven't introduced them to me and told me they were cool.

If visitors ask me why I've rezzed a hundred squawking chickens on top of them and thrown in a grenade, I just point out the sign by the front door. And a lovely time is had by all.

[Love Zhaoying]

I'm an Aries, does that count?

[PheebyKatz]

3 hours ago, Love Zhaoying said:

I'm an Aries, does that count?

No idea, but...

It certainly explains a lot.

XD

[Snow Frostypaws]

A T-shirt that says

"Don't make me return you to your inventory!"

[Gabriele Graves]

         STFU
I'm trying to shop

~~~~~~~~~

Da BoM

~~~~~~~~~

     All in all,
It's just another,
F'ing Prim Wall

~~~~~~~~~

    FAILED
CROSSINGS
    AHEAD

~~~~~~~~~

  Deride
    and
Derender

~~~~~~~~~

HI!

~~~~~~~~~

  Put it away
Nobody wants
  To See That

~~~~~~~~~

 Welcome to Hell
Prim Blight Edition

~~~~~~~~~

       In SL
Nobody knows
You're an Alt

~~~~~~~~~

  Yes, I'm really 20
(Oh you meant in RL!)

 

[Love Zhaoying]

30 minutes ago, PheebyKatz said:

No idea, but...

It certainly explains a lot.

XD

..it's a "sign", get it?

[Arwyn Quandry]

I know what groups you were in last summer

My bot dresses better than you

Full bright is caps lock for your eyes

If at first you fail, spam TP until you succeed

[PheebyKatz]

34 minutes ago, Love Zhaoying said:

..it's a "sign", get it?

I would laughingly use the confused emoji as if I know nothing of astrology, in an attempt at deploying layered humor, but I wouldn't want anyone to accuse me of being all Scorpio at you or anything, because I'm not a Scorpio. Not that I have a problem with Scorpios either, it's not a judgement or anything, besides, they're very compatible with my sign, and would never think of going all Scorpio on me. It would violate the Code of Astrological Compartmentalizations and Associations.

Edited February 18 by PheebyKatz

[Love Zhaoying]

4 hours ago, PheebyKatz said:

I would laughingly use the confused emoji as if I know nothing of astrology, in an attempt at deploying layered humor, but I wouldn't want anyone to accuse me of being all Scorpio at you or anything, because I'm not a Scorpio. Not that I have a problem with Scorpios either, it's not a judgement or anything, besides, they're very compatible with my sign, and would never think of going all Scorpio on me. It would violate the Code of Astrological Compartmentalizations and Associations.

Ok, all you had to say was, "no". I would have explained!

You see, there 12 Zodiac "signs", including Aries. It was a pun! Now do get it?

[Zalificent Corvinus]

7 minutes ago, Love Zhaoying said:

It was a pun! Now do get it?

Did you forget to add "Is joke" again?

Maybe you should just put "Post is joke" in your signature.

Edited February 18 by Zalificent Corvinus

[Persephone Emerald]

Ok, @Zalificent Corvinus

What's your sign? I'm sure you can contribute to the thread with a humorous example, rather than just mocking other people's posts.

[Zalificent Corvinus]

2 minutes ago, Persephone Emerald said:

Ok, @Zalificent Corvinus

What's your sign? I'm sure you can contribute to the thread with a humorous example, rather than just mocking other people's posts.

People who try to tell jokes getting all bend out of shape when others don't laugh because it wasn't that funny.

[Love Zhaoying]

4 minutes ago, Persephone Emerald said:

Ok, @Zalificent Corvinus

What's your sign? I'm sure you can contribute to the thread with a humorous example, rather than just mocking other people's posts.

My guess is something similar to a T-shirt that says, "I'm not with Stupid", with arrows that point in every direction but "up" at the wearer.

[Persephone Emerald]

5 hours ago, Gabriele Graves said:

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Da BoM

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This one is my favorite.

[Raspberry Crystal]

"I saved a lot of time by not learning how to do EEP"

[Jaylinbridges]

I wore this a lot in 2010. No need for a new one:

[Ceka Cianci]

             *CAUTION *

For the safety of others around you

  DO NOT WEAR THIS SHIRT!!!

[Arduenn Schwartzman]

T-shirt text: "Disclaimer: these shiny golden sneakers I'm wearing are not a political statement but to demonstrate how cool PBR materials are."

Edited February 18 by Arduenn Schwartzman

[Aime Ravenhurst]

When you're going too fast and misread the topic as Signs of the Tinies...