Love Zhaoying Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 Older ladies kept poking a guy at weddings saying, "You're next!" so he started doing the same to them at funerals. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaithLynnSayes Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 6 hours ago, Ardy Lay said: This will have to do then, I suppose: That is not a bicycle! Don't make a liar out of me! 🤣 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 Have they thought of asking Caesar for help with PBR? I read we should render stuff to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 If 0-Second Orbs Are Outlawed, Only Criminals Will Have Them! (A short Play by Love Zhaoying) Scene: Mainland shop. Only the shopkeeper is present. A tough-looking avatar enters, and speaks with a stereotypical "Mafia" accent. (Presumably, this is a "Bronx" accent, combined with an Italian-American accent. No offense is intended to either New Yorkers, or to those Americans of Italian descent.) Shopkeeper: "H'lo, let me know if you need any help. Everything has a Demo version!" Tough Guy: "T'anks! I see you have an Orb..." Shopkeeper: "Yes, we're quite proud of it." TG: "Well, it would be a shame, should something happen to your nice Orb. Those aren't legal anymore, you know." Shopkeeper, visibly beginning to sweat: "I don't want any trouble..that Orb was Grandfathered to us!" TG: "You know, should the authorities find out about this nice Orb, it could be..difficult for you!" Shopkeeper: "What do you mean? I didn't do anything!" TG: "There are some nice swimming animations available. I'd hate to see you at the bottom of the Blake Sea, swimming with the prim fishies, if you know what I mean!" (Tough Guy cracks his knuckles menacingly.) Shopkeeper, shaking in fear: "No, no, no! I'll do anything - tell me what I can do!" Tough Guy: "Well, me and my company, we like to offer what we call an Insurance policy. So long as you pay up, and on time, the authorities never need to know about your little Orb problem." Shopkeeper: "Is that all? If I pay you, then you'll leave me alone?" Tough Guy: "Yes, that's all. Just sign this here piece of paper." Tough Guy hands the Shopkeeper an official looking document, which says, "Second Life No-Fault Teleport Home Insurance Policy" (Scene) This play sponsored by the Second Life No-Fault Teleport Home Insurance Company. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marigold Devin Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eddy Vortex Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 They both look purple to me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 2 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Mistwood Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 14 minutes ago, Eddy Vortex said: They both look purple to me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ *Looks you in the eye* Clearly the color labeled 89 is a bit bluer of a purple color than the 88 purple color. 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy Vortex Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 16 minutes ago, Cinnamon Mistwood said: *Looks you in the eye* Clearly the color labeled 89 is a bit bluer of a purple color than the 88 purple color. When a near colorblind man tries to see the difference: 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akane Nacht Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akane Nacht Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 Summarising recent discussions on building virtual worlds: SL: Meta: 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 As an American, I've come to understand that it is my "God-given right" to be fat, dumb, and happy. From where I stand, 2 out of three ain't bad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maryanne Solo Posted June 5, 2022 Share Posted June 5, 2022 On 6/4/2022 at 11:55 AM, Eddy Vortex said: They both look purple to me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'll have you know 👀 that I have used 5 different shades of Lavender in painting our house. (mixed in with other colours of course). Thank you very much!~! 🙄😄 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted June 5, 2022 Share Posted June 5, 2022 The Resident Geek used 5 shades too...all from the same paint can. He just waits a few years between coats. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaithLynnSayes Posted June 5, 2022 Share Posted June 5, 2022 I need this outfit so I can walk through my house and dust it 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CaithLynnSayes Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 What you lookin' at? Strangah! 🥰 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arielle Popstar Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahKB7 Koskinen Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 (edited) 2012 - Queen Elizabeth II escorted to the London Olympics by James Bond! 2022 - Paddington Bear meets Queen Elizabeth II for tea! (full version) Edited June 6, 2022 by SarahKB7 Koskinen 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaithLynnSayes Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 I couldn't find this little girl's parents so I trapped her with dinosaurs so she wouldn't run off while I find them. 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akane Nacht Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 Seems raisin-able to me 3 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arielle Popstar Posted June 9, 2022 Share Posted June 9, 2022 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akane Nacht Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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