SodaGnome Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 You can only change 2! I'll start... The Cat was hungry so he caught a bird and ate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuliaFina Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 The Gnome was bored so he caught a bird and ate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Deakins Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 (edited) The gnome was bored so he caught a chill and snuffed it Edited April 2, 2018 by Phil Deakins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 The gnome was tired so he caught a chill and warmed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodaGnome Posted April 2, 2018 Author Share Posted April 2, 2018 Soda Gnome was tired so he caught a unicorn and warmed it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexxiXhan Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 Soda Gnome was curious so he caught a unicorn and rode it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytyna Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 Pervert Gnome was horny so he caught a unicorn and rode it... 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexxiXhan Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 Pervert Gnome was horny so he excited a unicorn and received it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum Meriman Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Pervert Gnome was happy so excited a politician and received it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexxiXhan Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Pervert Gnome was happy so flamed a politician and received accolades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytyna Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Pervert Gnome was patriotic so he napalmed a politician and received accolades Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodaGnome Posted April 3, 2018 Author Share Posted April 3, 2018 Man I gotta check back more often. Saintly Gnome was triggered so he napalmed a politician and received accolades. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytyna Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Saintly Gnome was triggered so he napalmed a nun and received absolution 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodaGnome Posted April 3, 2018 Author Share Posted April 3, 2018 Saintly Buddha was triggered so he converted a nun and received absolution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexxiXhan Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Saintly Buddha was triggered so he consulted a nun and received nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catrie Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Saintly Santa was triggered, so he whacked a nun and received nonsense. ( safe for work edition. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madelaine McMasters Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Saintly Buddha was drunk so he propositioned a nun and received nonsense*. *euphemism alert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Santa Clause was drunk so he propositioned a nun and received nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TatianaNikolay Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Santa Clause was eager so he propositioned a nun and received money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madelaine McMasters Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 (edited) Santa Clause was Republican so he propositioned a nun and received votes. (Give me time, I'll get to the Democrats.) Edited April 4, 2018 by Madelaine McMasters 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivanova Shostakovich Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Santa Clause was Republican so he propositioned an elf and received a subpoena. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhonda Huntress Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Santa Clause was transgender so she propositioned an elf and received a subpoena. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodaGnome Posted April 4, 2018 Author Share Posted April 4, 2018 Santa Claus was transgender so she propositioned a millennial and received a bitcoin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum Meriman Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 President Trump was transgender so she propositioned a millennial and received a bitcoin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coby Foden Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 President Trump was a transgender so she ran a mile and received a bitcoin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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