Marigold Devin Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 38 minutes ago, Love Zhaoying said: Mine sits on top of my shower stall, so the bigger husky won't eat it! Mine occupy a lilac basket next to a magazine rack at the side of the toilet. But I am still a monster 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceka Cianci Posted June 5, 2023 Share Posted June 5, 2023 (edited) 11 hours ago, Marigold Devin said: I put ours over the top mainly because if a spider is on it, I'll see it right away.. I remember one time getting a couple of sheets and a spider was on there.. I slung it and swear I pulled half the roll off trying to sling it to the other side of the room.. Then when I finally got up I stomped on all the paper, because I knew it was still in there because I never took my eyes off the pile of paper on the floor.. Once I was confident it was dead, I carefully started to pick up the paper looking for the body or splat of what was left.. When I was picking it up this survivalist ran out from the paper heading for the vanity. I finally got it then, but How it survived the stomping I'll never know.. Maybe because it was Charmin Soft? Edited June 5, 2023 by Ceka Cianci 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akane Nacht Posted June 5, 2023 Share Posted June 5, 2023 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doris Johnsky Posted June 5, 2023 Share Posted June 5, 2023 A Priest, rabbit, and a preacher walk into a bar. The bartender asked the rabbit, " How did you get in here "? The rabbit replied, " Autocorrect". 1 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marigold Devin Posted June 6, 2023 Share Posted June 6, 2023 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted June 6, 2023 Share Posted June 6, 2023 1 hour ago, Marigold Devin said: This has always been a favorite of mine!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaithLynnSayes Posted June 6, 2023 Share Posted June 6, 2023 8 hours ago, Marigold Devin said: I never saw that version and i love it! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Katherine Heartsong Posted June 6, 2023 Share Posted June 6, 2023 On 6/4/2023 at 10:15 AM, Marigold Devin said: If there is only one lesson to learn in life, this is it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted June 6, 2023 Share Posted June 6, 2023 6 minutes ago, Katherine Heartsong said: On 6/4/2023 at 10:15 AM, Marigold Devin said: Expand If there is only one lesson to learn in life, this is it. I saw one TP post that basically said, "bangs are good, mullets are bad". 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid Nagy Posted June 7, 2023 Share Posted June 7, 2023 1 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LittleMe Jewell Posted June 7, 2023 Share Posted June 7, 2023 However, 2 days after realizing their dream, they desperately want to go back to cat herding. 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted June 7, 2023 Share Posted June 7, 2023 5 hours ago, Love Zhaoying said: Bonus: If he has more than one, he can count them like: "One Mississippi".. "Two Mississippi".. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 Why did Donald Duck move out of Florida? He could no longer get Gander-affirming care. /me sees themself out 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marigold Devin Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 Sorry ... not sorry. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMe Jewell Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Love Zhaoying said: Marigold beat you to it: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akane Nacht Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 What's the most used language in programming? Profanity How did the cybercriminal escape? Ransomware. This weekend I visited an old farmstead that got converted into a Chat-GPT-file-sharing factory. The sign out front read: “Old MacDonald’s Server Farm - AI & I/O” 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Tessa Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 If Snapchat can transform me into this beauty (i am a guy IRL) ...when we will be able to animate our avatars in augmented reality? LOL 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 2 minutes ago, 2Tessa said: If Snapchat can transform me into this beauty (i am a guy IRL) ...when we will be able to animate our avatars in augmented reality? LOL Those pictures could easily be a male, who just happens to have long hair and "feminine features". Just sayin'!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 The "ABDL Pride" discussion reminds me of a classic joke. (Where I went to school, these were called "Aggie Jokes". "Aggies" were supposed to be "dumb farmers". Similar to "Polack Jokes". Our school team was the "Aggies", so we told the jokes ourselves.) The Aggie's buddy told him, "If you want to impress the girls, put a potato in your pants". So the Aggie did. Every girl that walked by, wrinkled up her nose and said "Ewwwww!", and wouldn't talk to the Aggie. The Aggie's friend said, "You're supposed to put the potato in FRONT!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Doris Johnsky Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 On 6/9/2023 at 2:32 PM, Love Zhaoying said: The "ABDL Pride" discussion reminds me of a classic joke. (Where I went to school, these were called "Aggie Jokes". "Aggies" were supposed to be "dumb farmers". Similar to "Polack Jokes". Our school team was the "Aggies", so we told the jokes ourselves.) The Aggie's buddy told him, "If you want to impress the girls, put a potato in your pants". So the Aggie did. Every girl that walked by, wrinkled up her nose and said "Ewwwww!", and wouldn't talk to the Aggie. The Aggie's friend said, "You're supposed to put the potato in FRONT!" Texas A&M I am so sorry for your pain. Texas Aggie takes out a beautiful girl. She convinces him take her down by lake in her car. They spread a blanket on the ground. After some kissing, the girl takes off her shoes. Then her blouse. Off comes her skirt. Followed by her hose. Next came off her bra. Lastly she removed her panties. She looks him in the eye and says, "If you see something you want, you can take it." So he took the car. As he drove back into town a fellow Aggie waved him down. He asked, "Where did you get this car?" He recounted the story ending with, "So I took the car." His friend yelled, "YOU TOOK THE CAR!" "Well, yeah. Her clothes wouldn't fit me." 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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