Love Zhaoying Posted April 8, 2023 Share Posted April 8, 2023 10 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said: A rolling cow gathers no moss... That's what the Spanish speaker said after the LAST cow joke: "¡No mas!" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaithLynnSayes Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 When there was massive drama on the forums but I was asleep *and the Moles didn't delete it yet... 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaithLynnSayes Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 Spring is in the air 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMe Jewell Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted April 10, 2023 Share Posted April 10, 2023 4 hours ago, CaithLynnSayes said: Spring is in the air That's just twisted. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted April 10, 2023 Share Posted April 10, 2023 Why are new users called "noobies"? Because, like "new bees", they can barely fly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaithLynnSayes Posted April 11, 2023 Share Posted April 11, 2023 On 4/10/2023 at 6:02 PM, Love Zhaoying said: Why are new users called "noobies"? Because, like "new bees", they can barely fly. And this bee will probably never fly. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted April 11, 2023 Share Posted April 11, 2023 54 minutes ago, CaithLynnSayes said: And this bee will probably never fly. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marigold Devin Posted April 14, 2023 Share Posted April 14, 2023 2 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaithLynnSayes Posted April 14, 2023 Share Posted April 14, 2023 Pilot working from home 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marigold Devin Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Love Zhaoying Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 In a fit of jealousy, Beverly Crusher once told Jean-Luc Picard, "If you love the Enterprise so much, you should marry her!" Picard replied, "I would, but she's already..Engaged." 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaithLynnSayes Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 When older people say, "Enjoy them while they are young." They are talking about your knees and hips, not your kids. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marigold Devin Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marigold Devin Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Love Zhaoying said: In a fit of jealousy, Beverly Crusher once told Jean-Luc Picard, "If you love the Enterprise so much, you should marry her!" Picard replied, "I would, but she's already..Engaged." Yes, I did hear it in his voice! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaithLynnSayes Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 Rickrolled by QR Code!? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 4 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said: Rickrolled by QR Code!? I was afraid to scan it, we were trained at my company not to scan QR codes we don't trust! 🙂 Not that I don't trust @CaithLynnSayes.. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Starchild Posted April 20, 2023 Share Posted April 20, 2023 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annie Nova Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you?! You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving." 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Starchild Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marigold Devin Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 27 minutes ago, epiclolz said: I laughed, but they are still far better and less frightening than anything I could put together. Not just cakes, but pottery too, I once made a sculpture meant to resemble swans necks intertwined but dipped it in brown glaze instead of white and you can only guess what that turned out like once it returned from being fired! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Starchild Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 1 minute ago, Marigold Devin said: I laughed, but they are still far better and less frightening than anything I could put together. Not just cakes, but pottery too, I once made a sculpture meant to resemble swans necks intertwined but dipped it in brown glaze instead of white and you can only guess what that turned out like once it returned from being fired! I can laugh at it, but yeah, I respect the skill it takes to make even these. And I would buy and eat the hell outta that Minion cake, the cartoonish style actually looks fantastic! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marigold Devin Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 On 4/18/2023 at 3:16 PM, CaithLynnSayes said: I'm never gonna get that ... Or reading other people's comments maybe that should say I'm never gonna give you up or desert you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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