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51 minutes ago, Skell Dagger said:

Suitably censored for the forum:

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The days of the week have been renamed:

WAS                                                   IS NOW

MONDAY                                           DAY

TUESDAY                                           DAY

WEDNESDAY                                     DAY

THURSDAY                                         DAY

FRIDAY                                                DAY

SATURDAY                                          DAY

SUNDAY                                               DAY

Yes, folks, every f*cking day is the same!

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I just saw this in someones profile and it made me smile. I hope it does the same for you.

There once was a crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying 'You gave me the wrong key!

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😡😡😡ABSOLUTE FUMING😡😡😡

With this coronavirus going on, I volunteered my services doing some telephone work at home for the local Cattery, apparently I’m not needed now 😡😡😡😡


They’ve cut miaowers down

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