Love Zhaoying Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 3 minutes ago, Susie Ashdene said: Granted. You'll be wearing that strait jacket until we think you have learned to behave yourself. I wish I had better eyesight. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Deakins Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 1 hour ago, Susie Ashdene said: I wish I had better eyesight. Granted, but you immediately realise that you are right on the edge of a high cliff, walking seaward, and you are in the process of taking the next.... . . . . ....step. OOOOO that hurts I wish I'd been there to catch you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garnet Psaltery Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 (edited) On 4/15/2024 at 8:15 PM, Phil Deakins said: Granted, but you immediately realise that you are right on the edge of a high cliff, walking seaward, and you are in the process of taking the next.... . . . . ....step. OOOOO that hurts I wish I'd been there to catch you. Granted, but you are in a loop of watching people fall off a cliff and not quite managing to catch them. I wish I could see more of the sky from where I live. Edited April 18 by Garnet Psaltery Typo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katherine Heartsong Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 (edited) 47 minutes ago, Garnet Psaltery said: Granted, but you are in a loop of watchng people fall off a cliff and not quite managing to catch them. I wish I could see more of the sky from where I live. Granted, but you're alone and isolated on the ISS staring down at the vast expanse of Earth's warm blue atmosphere, mere feet away from the cold vacuum of space. I wish I had a good thing to wish for. Edited April 17 by Katherine Heartsong 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rat Luv Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 36 minutes ago, Katherine Heartsong said: I wish I had a good thing to wish for. Granted! 🌟🎁 Oh...this is VERY good! But you just used your wish, so I'll have to pass it on to someone else ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I wish all wasps would become extinct...right now! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7t Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 Granted, but the Insect Guild just appoints some other insects to carry out the wasp duties. So it makes no difference at all. I wish we could bring mammoths back from extinction. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emma Krokus Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 On 4/18/2024 at 1:34 AM, f7t said: Granted, but the Insect Guild just appoints some other insects to carry out the wasp duties. So it makes no difference at all. I wish we could bring mammoths back from extinction. Granted. You find the mammoths' lair is your garden and they adore all your flowers too... I wish for flexible time - stretch the minutes when I want... and shorten unpleasant hours. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garnet Psaltery Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 Granted but your body stretches along with time. Welcome to really long flappy legs and arms. I wish I had a little more discretion. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Marques Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 4 hours ago, Garnet Psaltery said: I wish I had a little more discretion. Granted! From now on, you can only express yourself through mime. I wish I could sing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garnet Psaltery Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 Granted, but you may do so only when accompanied by a tuba, seven bagpipes, and three little mice on spoons. I wish I could be somewhere to see the next eclipse. (Also I wish I didn't stay up so late that my brain gets befogged and I write 'discretion' instead of 'discernment'. Oh well, it was still a good response @Clem Marques ). 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Deakins Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 Granted, but the sky is completely cloud over and all you see is darkness for a few minutes. I wish I could be in a plane above the clouds and watch the next eclipse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Marques Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 (edited) 4 hours ago, Phil Deakins said: I wish I could be in a plane above the clouds and watch the next eclipse. Granted, but the flight is from Oceanic Airlines. It crashes and you end up stuck in the island from the Lost TV show. I wish I were a shark. Edited April 20 by Clem Marques Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Deakins Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 Granted, but you are a loan shark, and you have been jailed for gbh on customers who couldn't keep up the payments on time. I wish it could be Christmas every day 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Marques Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 2 hours ago, Phil Deakins said: I wish it could be Christmas every day Granted! But the only gifts you ever get are socks. I wish I could climb Mount Everest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susie Ashdene Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 Granted, but you can't get down again, and you are stuck at the top forever. I wish weather forecasts were more reliable. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Deakins Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 Granted, but they only reliably forecast stormy weather and you permanently hesitate to go out. I wish I had a luxury car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garnet Psaltery Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 Granted, but in order to afford the payments for it you are obliged to act as a chauffeur. In uniform. I wish the cold weather would pass. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Deakins Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 Granted, but right behind it comes a category 5 hurricane that simply doesn't move away, and you dearly regret what you wished for. I wish I could run a 4 minute mile. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Marques Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 Granted, but you can only do that when you are completely alone: no cameras or people present. So no one will ever know you have that skill. I wish I were immortal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kathlen Onyx Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 58 minutes ago, Clem Marques said: Granted, but you can only do that when you are completely alone: no cameras or people present. So no one will ever know you have that skill. I wish I were immortal Granted but you have to eat the feet of 2 pigs a day to maintain your immorality. I wish I could go on a game show and win the grand prize. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emma Krokus Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 Granted. And the prize is... a life time supply of chewing gum. I wish for teleporting in RL (and if it's been wished before, I do apologise!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Marques Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 Granted, you can now teleport, but the location is completely random. Possible destinations include: active volcanos, spots high up in the sky and the dark bottom of the ocean. You have to stay in the location for at least 5 minutes before being able to teleport again... if you survive. I wish I could see my favorite band's live concert. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Deakins Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 Granted, but you can only see it on a mobile phone because you are a long way from the venue, but the battery runs out during the introduction of the first song, and that's the end of it for you. I wish I lived in a mansion surrounded by its own parkland. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Marques Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 20 minutes ago, Phil Deakins said: I wish I lived in a mansion surrounded by its own parkland. This is the mansion: And it's located in the city of Parkland, Florida. You don't own it, but live in it as a squatter. I wish I could be invisible whenever I felt like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carolyn Zapedzki Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 (edited) 20 minutes ago, Clem Marques said: I wish I could be invisible whenever I felt like it. Wish granted, but you cannot leave your home so as to stop you getting up to mischief. I wish to live on a beautiful desert island, must have a PC and the internet, a chef, a sweet shop and Ricky Gervais to make me laugh. Edited May 2 by Carolyn Zapedzki spelling error 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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