SodaGnome Posted April 7, 2018 Author Share Posted April 7, 2018 I had to google Pterosaurs to continue as I had no idea what they were... My girlfriends rode pterosaurs so I married them and went dragon racing.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum Meriman Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 My girlfriends resembled pterosaurs so I avoided them and went dragon racing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodaGnome Posted April 7, 2018 Author Share Posted April 7, 2018 My girlfriends resembled pterosaurs so I avoided them and played nintendo racing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 Your mother resembled pterosaurs so I avoided them and played nintendo racing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodaGnome Posted April 7, 2018 Author Share Posted April 7, 2018 (edited) Your mother resembled Yoda so I avoided her and played nintendo racing. Edited April 7, 2018 by SodaGnome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madelaine McMasters Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 Your mother resembled Yoda so avoided her and heart started racing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodaGnome Posted April 7, 2018 Author Share Posted April 7, 2018 (edited) Your mother resembled Yoda so I avoided her and she started belching. Edited April 7, 2018 by SodaGnome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivanova Shostakovich Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 Your mother resembled Yoda so I beseeched her and she started singing. ( Bite me spellcheck. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TatianaNikolay Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 Your dog resembled Yoda so I pet her and she started singing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum Meriman Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Your dog ate homework so I pet her and she started singing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexxiXhan Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Your dog ate homework so I pet her and she kept schtum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMe Jewell Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Your dog ate homework so I pet her and she promptly puked. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Your dog is besutiful so I pet her and she promptly puked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexxiXhan Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Your dog is besutiful so I pet her and she beshtist flendd.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madelaine McMasters Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Your dog is beautiful so I ate her and I promptly puked. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodaGnome Posted April 10, 2018 Author Share Posted April 10, 2018 Your HAIR is beautiful so I ate it and I promptly puked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Your hair is beautiful so I ate it and I went shopping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum Meriman Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Your dress is beautiful so I stole it and I went shopping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sagadin Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Your dress is beautiful so I stole it and swore off shopping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhonda Huntress Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 (edited) Your dress is beautiful so I borrowed it when I went shopping Edited April 10, 2018 by Rhonda Huntress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clover Jinx Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Your face is beautiful so I borrowed it when I went stalking 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodaGnome Posted April 10, 2018 Author Share Posted April 10, 2018 Your bikini is beautiful so I borrowed it when I went surfing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Your bikini is beautiful but I lost it when I went surfing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMe Jewell Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Your bikini is beautiful but I tossed it when I went sunbathing 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fionalein Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 (edited) 12 minutes ago, LittleMe Jewell said: Your bikini is beautiful but I tossed it when I went sunbathing Your bikini is beautiful but I stole it when you went sunbathing Edited April 10, 2018 by Fionalein 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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