Lindal Kidd Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Zzevir said: the truffle ? Epicurean zombies: "Trufffflllleeeeessssss..." 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Castanea Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 "I'll be your Prince Charmin." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted McGregor Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 13 minutes ago, Eric Castanea said: "I'll be your Prince Charmin." " You are pobably ant-sized." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 17 minutes ago, Eric Castanea said: "I'll be your Prince Charmin." In these troubled times, that could be the sign of a good provider. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Gregoire Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 2 hours ago, Amina Sopwith said: That's a new bad pick up line, maybe. "Hey sweet cheeks, your boobs look like a brain in a jar..." It would probably work in Gor, though, what with brains in any kind of vessel being in such short supply. Hey sweet cheeks, your brain looks like two boobs in a jar. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Gregoire Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 29 minutes ago, Eric Castanea said: "I'll be your Prince Charmin." Please don't squeeze the Charmin. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bree Giffen Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 Saw a guy use this on a girl at a store in RL. Guy: "Excuse me miss? I think you dropped something." Girl: "Oh, what is it?" Guy: "Your smile." Girl: *smiles* Guy: "Oh, I see you’ve found it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Bree Giffen said: Saw a guy use this on a girl at a store in RL. Guy: "Excuse me miss? I think you dropped something." Girl: "Oh, what is it?" Guy: "Your smile." Girl: *smiles* Guy: "Oh, I see you’ve found it." Did it work? She smiled.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted McGregor Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said: Did it work? She smiled.... More importantly .. is he still smiling ? ( And before anyone starts .. I actually just love this woman ) Edited April 27, 2020 by TDD123 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bree Giffen Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 I walked away at that point. I didn’t want to eavesdrop. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reese Wicken Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 (edited) Hey bebey, What begins with C, ends in ock, and something you want all the time? A sock that matches my other sock. I can NEVER find a matching pair. Edited April 27, 2020 by Lavaliere 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Lavaliere said: Hey bebey, What begins with C, ends in ock, and something you want all the time? A sock that matches my other sock. I can NEVER find a matching pair. "Sock" doesn't start with a C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted McGregor Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 @Lavaliere " I see. You' re obvioiusly aubibly dyslectic." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reese Wicken Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 1 minute ago, TDD123 said: @Lavaliere " I see. You' re obvioiusly aubibly dyslectic." Yes. Actually. And generally drunk when I get pick up lines. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Gregoire Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Lavaliere said: Yes. Actually. And generally drunk when I get pick up lines. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kali Wylder Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 IMO, it doesn't matter how bad the come on is, if I'm interested, you really can't say anything wrong. On the other hand, if I'm not interested, you can't say anything right. The sword has two edges. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelindaN Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 It's a mood thing right? If I'm looking for it, it's your lucky day. Chances are I'm not.🤨 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted McGregor Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 " Are you undressing me with your eyes ?" " Nope. All done. Dressing you right up again." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritSparrow Skydancer Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 I can read your palm. Your heart line says that you will call me soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 17 hours ago, TDD123 said: " Are you undressing me with your eyes ?" " Nope. All done. Dressing you right up again." This one's actually pretty good! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maryanne Solo Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 After many years... Old "friend" sent me a wave on FB. Then jovially commented about making an accidental mistake. I was too kind to ask if their marriage had ended or were they low on cash. 🧐 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 On 4/27/2020 at 12:51 PM, Selene Gregoire said: Hey sweet cheeks, your brain looks like two boobs in a jar. Nice Boobies! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PixieGirrrrl Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 "I might not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I could make your bed rock". "Is your dad a thief?.....Because I think he stole my DVD player." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 Dude: How about a slice of pizza and a BJ? Woman: No! Dude: Ok. I can live without the pizza. Woman: kick to groin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maryanne Solo Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 On 4/28/2020 at 7:24 AM, Selene Gregoire said: =^.^= You're just the cutest laughing smiley I have ever seen. 😍🥰 You ARE coming home with me RIGHT NOW! NO excuses. Were going to have so much naughty fun together you and I *puurrrrrs 😻 *grabs it by the hand.. walks off and looks back... *wink wink... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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