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2 minutes ago, SpiritSparrow Skydancer said:

aww man, it must have been good! I can not see it in the USA.

I am sorry about that. 

It would be like watching Joey Tribbiani in Friends playing his role in Days of Our Lives, only with a North of England accent, and slightly (a lot) less glamorous. 

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14 hours ago, cariboustag said:

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OMG, I had something crawling up my leg one time under my jeans..

I grabbed it with the jeans that I could grab onto and smashed it so much, that  I could only see the legs that were left..

I have no idea what it was other than bug juice and legs.. hehehe

I had to turn around and go change my jean and was late to work..

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Context: Poet John Cooper Clarke was in the studio and the panellists were tasked with making up their own unique poems.

Joe Wilkinson was the winner by miles. These are my favourites, juvenile and rather vulgar, one about how easily he poos himself, the other about naming willies.

 

 

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A small toddler is the closest

thing you can have to a Pokémon.

It follows you around, you love it dearly,

no one else can understand what it's saying,

and its obedient only when it wants to be.

 

The main difference is that training it to

fight other toddlers is frowned upon.

 

 

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