Make Us Laugh!

[CaithLynnSayes]

4 minutes ago, Marigold Devin said:

I'm never gonna get that ...

 

Or reading other people's comments maybe that should say I'm 

never gonna give you up 

or desert you

I have that QR code as a sticker on the back of my car.

I refuse to grow up despite turning 41 in 2 months. Only my body ages.  

[Marigold Devin]

4 minutes ago, CaithLynnSayes said:

I have that QR code as a sticker on the back of my car.

I refuse to grow up despite turning 41 in 2 months. Only my body ages.  

So you are still only 40 years old, ahh a mere child.

I am now the age I always felt I was meant to be - 60 . 

In my head I can still rollerskate. In reality I would no doubt break a hip or two (but at least that might make people laugh to see, apart from the woman who works in our town's Tesco who seemed quite disgusted with me for having a go on the mock ice skating rink a few years ago). 

[LittleMe Jewell]

5 hours ago, Marigold Devin said:

6 hours ago, epiclolz said:

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I laughed, but they are still far better and less frightening than anything I could put together. 

I laughed at the spelling mistakes, not the cakes

[CaithLynnSayes]

 

 

[Sid Nagy]

On 4/18/2023 at 4:16 PM, CaithLynnSayes said:

 

 

 

 

Nope.
Never scan those things ever.
Before you know it, you might experience something worse than being Rick rolled.

Wut?

[Marigold Devin]

[CaithLynnSayes]

 

 

I am in Target. I am trying to buy a photo album.

I asked where they might be. Worker did not

know what a photo album was. I said it was a

place to keep pictures. He send me to the tech

aisle. He assumed I wanted memory to store

more pictures on my phone.

I am 1 billion years old.

 

 

[Marigold Devin]

31 minutes ago, CaithLynnSayes said:

 

 

I am in Target. I am trying to buy a photo album.

I asked where they might be. Worker did not

know what a photo album was. I said it was a

place to keep pictures. He send me to the tech

aisle. He assumed I wanted memory to store

more pictures on my phone.

I am 1 billion years old.

 

 

That sounds like a true story, and I can identify with it.

I was in Tesco earlier today, looking at some reduced items on a shelf, but none of them had a price on them. A young woman came along and had a scan-as-you-go device and did a price check for me by adding the item to her basket and then taking it back off again!

And then the UK had a test alert sent to their 4G and 5G mobile phones at 3pm. I was not even carrying a phone!

If I am sooooo old though, why am I not allowed to retire yet? (In the olden days, ie when I first left school, 60 seemed like forever away.)

[CaithLynnSayes]

 

 

 Here's why you should always reply to your emails.

 

 

 

[Marigold Devin]

[Missy Starchild]

[Marigold Devin]

[Marigold Devin]

[Love Zhaoying]

When the wee little man in your computer won't do his job, even if you threaten to hold the little mousy by its tail.

 

[Kalegthepsionicist]

how to deal with trolls 😂

 

[Ardy Lay]

That's very similar to how to deal with a Chihuahua.

[pizza7]

One afternoon two doctors from India were having a heated discussion. ‘I say it’s spelled W-H-O-O-M,’ said the first Indian doctor.
The second Indian doctor disagreed. ‘No, it’s W-H-O-M-B.’
An American nurse, who was passing, said: ‘Actually you’re both wrong. It’s spelled W-O-M-B.’
‘Thank you, nurse,’ said one of the doctors, ‘but we prefer to settle this argument among ourselves. Besides, we don’t think you are in a position to describe the sound of an elephant passing wind under water.’

 

[Marigold Devin]

[Clarke Millar]

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

DUUUNNNGGGGG!

[CaithLynnSayes]

 

Two elderly British ladies greeting each other.

 

 

 

[CaithLynnSayes]

Have we checked all food to see if exploding them makes them into something better or did we just stop at corn?

[benchthis]

1 minute ago, CaithLynnSayes said:

Have we checked all food to see if exploding them makes them into something better or did we just stop at corn?

Recently saw documentary about exploding rice to make rice cakes. The process is super secret proprietary. Shows process around 18:00

 

[CandyCole]

[Marigold Devin]

On 5/2/2023 at 9:08 PM, CaithLynnSayes said:

Have we checked all food to see if exploding them makes them into something better or did we just stop at corn?

Without warning any of us, while working in a retail catering outlet, our supervisor put a whole egg into the microwave. Of course it EXPLODED!!! It made such a noise we all thought someone had come into the venue with a gun and we DUCKED!

[Marigold Devin]