Love Zhaoying Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 This has great puns. Sorry for the poor video quality! (I only just now found the video.) This has nothing to do with "wet dreams", it is about "fish and ocean puns". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 (edited) I know it's not allowed to have businesses in Bellisseria, but I've got a fantastic idea for an ice cream stand, set it up at a couple of docks out on the water. They could sell all kinds of frozen treats. ..or would that be too paradoxical? Edited March 22 by Love Zhaoying "Pair-'O-Docks-Sicle" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benchthis Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 15 minutes ago, Love Zhaoying said: I know it's not allowed to have businesses in Bellisseria, but I've got a fantastic idea for an ice cream stand, set it up at a couple of docks out on the water. They could sell all kinds of frozen treats. ..or would that be too paradoxical? Oh wonderful, the paradox is happening; we have to get out of here! Alarming Sounding: Paradox Time Quake Force Infinity.. Paradox Time Quake Force Infinity.. The ice cream idea changed the course of history. Ice cream introduction to Bellisseria was not supposed to happen for 6 years! It’s all over; the paradox is here. If you would have left things alone none of this would have happened. Loud Speaker: Our world is at an end. All evidence of our existence will be washed away. We must attempt to send those we have saved to a distant future that may lie beyond the gate. Loud Speaker: Remain Calm. Remain Calm. Proceed To The Gate As Quickly As Possible. Proceed In Single File. Do Not Be Afraid. Do Not Be Afraid. Follow Instructions. Walk Towards The Light. Please Remain Calm. Walk Towards The Light. Loud Speaker: Our World is Done; I Move We Adjourn. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 2 minutes ago, benchthis said: Oh wonderful, the paradox is happening; we have to get out of here! Alarming Sounding: Paradox Time Quake Force Infinity.. Paradox Time Quake Force Infinity.. The ice cream idea changed the course of history. Ice cream introduction to Bellisseria was not supposed to happen for 6 years! It’s all over; the paradox is here. If you would have left things alone none of this would have happened. Loud Speaker: Our world is at an end. All evidence of our existence will be washed away. We must attempt to send those we have saved to a distant future that may lie beyond the gate. Loud Speaker: Remain Calm. Remain Calm. Proceed To The Gate As Quickly As Possible. Proceed In Single File. Do Not Be Afraid. Do Not Be Afraid. Follow Instructions. Walk Towards The Light. Please Remain Calm. Walk Towards The Light. Loud Speaker: Our World is Done; I Move We Adjourn. I hope you got it: "pair 'o docks sicle". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benchthis Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 7 minutes ago, Love Zhaoying said: I hope you got it: "pair 'o docks sicle". I'm the worst at getting jokes, that is funny. Now I get it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 Mall Security harassed me at Victoria's Secret. They said I was loitering, but I was just lingering. ..please don't make me explain this one too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arielle Popstar Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 An elderly physician, Doctor Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open his medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500 -- if not cured, get back $1,000." Doctor Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic. Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?" Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box #22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth." Dr. Young: "Aaagh! -- This is gasoline!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500.” Dr. Young, very annoyed, goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money. Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything." Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box #22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth." Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't -- that's gasoline!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500." Dr. Young, having lost $1,000, leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!" Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so here's your $1,000 back" (giving him a $10 bill). Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500." Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old Geezer. Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to pxxxxx us off. ENJOY YOUR DAY p.s. Written in large print for old geezers. 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CaithLynnSayes Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 Me: Babe, out of my purse can you bring me my... *Husband brings entire purse* 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marigold Devin Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 1 hour ago, PermaRuthed said: NOBODY WILL SLEEP TONIGHT An old friend out there in real life tried to give me an earworm with the theme tune to Banana Splits, and I fired this one right back at him. (I never knew such curse words existed hahahaha) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annie Nova Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 I've opened three birthday cards and I'm already $150 up. I love being a postman! Ok, Ok I'm not really a Postman...but, you smiled... 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PermaRuthed Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 10 hours ago, Marigold Devin said: An old friend out there in real life tried to give me an earworm with the theme tune to Banana Splits, and I fired this one right back at him. (I never knew such curse words existed hahahaha) Excellent. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akane Nacht Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 I accidentally ordered a cold cut combo instead of a meatball. Whoops, wrong sub… 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CaithLynnSayes Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 On 3/9/2023 at 7:22 AM, Akane Nacht said: And Beethoven is waiting for you to order. 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaithLynnSayes Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 We got a new puppy. Ugly as hell but he laughs at all my jokes, so... 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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