Avocados & Avocatos & Death & Taxes & Religion & Viewer Tips & ...

[Seicher Rae]

Now that I have the bases covered for the appropriate topics for this thread (also suitable to include: food and beverage of any sort, English, language, music, #OKBoomer, tap dancing... and everything else at whatever tangential angle you can think of)... I bring you a post about avocados, or in this case an avocato. There was a recent thread that went into a tangential bit about this luscious fruit and the millenial toast it inspires. I was at an inworld meeting last night and while there I snapped a photo of my new pet. This adorbs creature is fully animated, cleans its ears, sits, etc. and it also stays put when I use my dance AOs and doesn't fly all over the place when I dance. ANYWAY, I was going to put this photo into said thread, but said thread is :::cough::: unavailable for further posting.

So I bring you a thread where stuff is on topic. Including animated food. Or the hard limit I have posted on my profile, for now. And this photo was taken with FIRESTORM because I still am not comfortable using Black Dragon for general running around. I'm getting there. No doubt there will be offense taken at this affront to viewers everywhere.  Take this post with the tongue in cheek spirit in which it is intended, or by gawd, by the 13th post please turn it on its head (not sure what direction that is but we'll know it when we see it).

Enjoy.

Also known as posting to the Forum cuz you're bored.

 

Edited January 30, 2020 by Seicher Rae

[Sylvia Tamalyn]

I had to expand the photo to make sure you were wearing pants. Is that a sufficient derail? 😛 

[Seicher Rae]

1 minute ago, Sylvia Tamalyn said:

I had to expand the photo to make sure you were wearing pants. Is that a sufficient derail? 😛 

Excellent start! I forgot to mention nudity and s*x as suitable topics. Thank you.

Funny you should mention the skirt. I was wearing this very same outfit a few days ago, with one kinda important difference. I was dancing at one of my favorite music clubs, the kind of favorite where people are familiar with you and actually know you. When I came home I swung my camera around and noticed, to my horror/amusement that... the micro mini skirt with the slit up the front of the thigh, gapped beautifully and I had forgotten to put on underwear or alpha my bits out. My lady garden was on full display the whole time. Surprise! No one said anything.   Worse, no one even tipped me.

In this photo, not only am I wearing the skirt, but also underwear.

[Tolya Ugajin]

You left out abortion and Trump.

[Seicher Rae]

1 minute ago, Tolya Ugajin said:

You left out abortion and Trump.

Abortion, yes, because even for me that discussion is ewwww. But not Trump (that's the hard limit on my profile I mentioned).  How about weird stuff at the Grammy show? Socialism? Morons! IQs? Dan Brown novels?

[Tolya Ugajin]

2 minutes ago, Seicher Rae said:

Abortion, yes, because even for me that discussion is ewwww. But not Trump (that's the hard limit on my profile I mentioned).  How about weird stuff at the Grammy show? Socialism? Morons! IQs? Dan Brown novels?

How about retroactively aborting Trump?

I don't watch awards shows.  Having a bunch of privileged rich elites tell me what I should think ain't my cup 'o tea.

[Seicher Rae]

As I drink my second cup of coffee (black, dark roast), I am moved to state that I hate tea. I want to like tea. I just... can't. The closest I can get to liking tea is with Chinese food. This includes iced tea (ick) and doubly especially sweet tea in the south (ick, ick). Green tea, again, I wanted to like it, but truthfully, it tastes like dirty wash water.  I also like cold, thin crusted pizza for breakfast, but do like the deep dish stuff too.

Edited January 30, 2020 by Seicher Rae

[Seicher Rae]

2 minutes ago, Tolya Ugajin said:

How about retroactively aborting Trump?

I don't watch awards shows.  Having a bunch of privileged rich elites tell me what I should think ain't my cup 'o tea.

Yes please! The retroactive thing. OMG, how much sweeter the world would be.

I addressed the tea remark just now.

[Tolya Ugajin]

12 minutes ago, Seicher Rae said:

Excellent start! I forgot to mention nudity and s*x as suitable topics. Thank you.

Funny you should mention the skirt. I was wearing this very same outfit a few days ago, with one kinda important difference. I was dancing at one of my favorite music clubs, the kind of favorite where people are familiar with you and actually know you. When I came home I swung my camera around and noticed, to my horror/amusement that... the micro mini skirt with the slit up the front of the thigh, gapped beautifully and I had forgotten to put on underwear or alpha my bits out. My lady garden was on full display the whole time. Surprise! No one said anything.   Worse, no one even tipped me.

In this photo, not only am I wearing the skirt, but also underwear.

I prefer my sox with me clothed, her not, and her husband tied up in the corner and forced to watch.  She can be dressed only if she has on fishnets, leather mini, and white button down shirt, nothing under skirt or shirt.

AM I getting into the spirit of the thread?

[Tolya Ugajin]

1 minute ago, Seicher Rae said:

Yes please! The retroactive thing. OMG, how much sweeter the world would be.

I addressed the tea remark just now.

Just remember, once you open that door, we also get to abort Biden, Hillary, Warren, Buttigieg... We can keep Sanders, I find him amusing.

[Skell Dagger]

8 minutes ago, Seicher Rae said:

I am moved to state that I hate tea.

https://tenor.com/view/stare-glare-angry-aubrey-plaza-gif-15078694

Edited January 30, 2020 by Skell Dagger

[Seicher Rae]

5 minutes ago, Tolya Ugajin said:

Just remember, once you open that door, we also get to abort Biden, Hillary, Warren, Buttigieg... We can keep Sanders, I find him amusing.

I'm fine with that. If we can enact that, then I'd probably have the population whittled down to 100 or so folks all WELL SPACED throughout the globe. I'm a person who keeps thinking the zombie apocalypse is a step in the right direction. :::huggies:::

[Seicher Rae]

13 minutes ago, Tolya Ugajin said:

AM I getting into the spirit of the thread?

You're doin' goodly. The spirit of the thread is (or alternative adult beverage of choice)

*see what I did there? :::beams::: (or rather Jim Beams) gawd I crack myself up

Edited January 30, 2020 by Seicher Rae

[kali Wylder]

20 minutes ago, Seicher Rae said:

As I drink my second cup of coffee (black, dark roast), I am moved to state that I hate tea. I want to like tea. I just... can't.

tomato, tomata, avocado, avacata, tea, coffee....

You don't like tea. I don't like coffee.  Where's the humanity? I don't see why you would want to like tea when you don't.  I don't like coffee because it nauseated me when I was pregnant and I never got over it.

I guess I'm just on my lunch break and wanted to chat with peeps I like, so here I am.

 

Edited January 30, 2020 by kali Wylder

[Beth Macbain]

7 minutes ago, Seicher Rae said:

I'm a person who keeps thinking the zombie apocalypse is a step in the right direction.

The Coronavirus is going to kill us all. 

[Seicher Rae]

2 minutes ago, kali Wylder said:

tomato, tomata, avocado, avacata, tea, coffee....

You don't like tea. I don't like coffee.  Where's the humanity? I don't see why you would want to like tea when you don't.  I don't like coffee because is nauseated me when I was pregnant and I never got over it.

I guess I'm just on my lunch break and wanted to chat with peeps I like, so here I am.

 

An ex was a tea drinker and had all these marvelously exotic and expensive teas and so i wanted to join in. When I visited Ireland, again, I wanted to have an authentic experience — plus their coffee was horrid at the time. I hope it has improved. Green tea is hyped as this super healthy stuff, so sure, it would be nice to partake. But ... ewwww... spit spit spit.

WHaaaaaat? You don't see the point in arguing to the death about the difference? That's teh very height of humanity! Next you'll be trying to convince me white chocolate is NOT chocolate and that I shouldn't like it. sheez

[Sylvia Tamalyn]

[Zzevir]

Is everything OK at home? Maybe you should check the gas to make sure it 's not leaking. 

[Seicher Rae]

2 minutes ago, Zzevir said:

Is everything OK at home? Maybe you should check the gas to make sure it 's not leaking. 

Check it by sticking me my head in the oven and inhaling?

(too dark?)

Edited January 30, 2020 by Seicher Rae
because I was Australian for a second in my typing

[Beth Macbain]

6 minutes ago, Seicher Rae said:

white chocolate is NOT chocolate

WHITE CHOCOLATE IS NOT CHOCOLATE!

https://www.buzzfeed.com/alexalvarez/garbage-garbage-garbage 

 

[Seicher Rae]

2 minutes ago, Beth Macbain said:

WHITE CHOCOLATE IS NOT CHOCOLATE!

https://www.buzzfeed.com/alexalvarez/garbage-garbage-garbage 

 

zomg. hilarious AND FOR SOME STRANGE REASON IT MADE ME HUNGRY! truth

Of course this calls for competing articles. Alas, this one is not as humorous, but it has recipes. Wait. Wut? White chocolate and parsnip soup. :::spew::: 

https://www.chicagotribune.com/dining/recipes/ct-white-chocolate-is-real-chocolate-20171128-story.html

I could probably be convinced to be someone's at least temporary sex slave for a good, big batch of these...

[Sylvia Tamalyn]

" 'white chocolate is basically just sweet fat,' says Clay Gordon, creator of the Chocolate Life website..."  😂

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/food/for-those-who-think-white-chocolate-isnt-real-chocolate-have-we-got-bars-for-you/2017/11/24/24fb1ee8-cbc9-11e7-b0cf-7689a9f2d84e_story.html 

[Seicher Rae]

9 minutes ago, Sylvia Tamalyn said:

" 'white chocolate is basically just sweet fat,' says Clay Gordon, creator of the Chocolate Life website..."  😂

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/food/for-those-who-think-white-chocolate-isnt-real-chocolate-have-we-got-bars-for-you/2017/11/24/24fb1ee8-cbc9-11e7-b0cf-7689a9f2d84e_story.html 

WOOT! We're a little behind the normal pacing. Sylvia clocked in with post #22 in this thread, but we're still on page one, so this is good! :::rubbing hands together gleefully::::

White versus dark chocolate! OR... shall we include why dark chocolate is the real chocolate and milk chocolate is an abomination? Including the health benefits of 70% or higher cocoa content?

ETA: And shouldn't dark chocolate be listed as a drug, and therefore it shouldn't be taxed? <---- key word

Edited January 30, 2020 by Seicher Rae

[Beth Macbain]

It's fine to like the waxy abomination that is known as white chocolate, but you have to find another name for it.

Because it isn't chocolate.

It's pimple butter, like the article says.

[LittleMe Jewell]

If we are to debate the types of chocolate, we should probably also discuss whether or not anything other than red wine is really proper wine or just some fake stuff to appease those that can't handle the real stuff.