Ivanova Shostakovich

A passing paparazzi thought he'd gotten me. I tackled him, stole his camera, and threw him in a canal.

I should have been more clear in my post. I don't experience login failures on restart days. Instead, I login successfully but I am automatically routed to a random info-hub, in whatever condition I had been when I logged out. If, when I am logging in and my desired location is unavailable, instead of routing me to a random info-hub, I would like it if my viewer could make automatic, successive attempts to route me to the next available landmark in a specific list I have created of familiar, safe locations. So, if I try to login to my home and see I'm standing in a friend's living room I can say "Oh, it must be Tuesday. I'm wearing a smile. But at least I'm not surrounded by strangers." My list would be tailored to avoid embarrassing moments. And let's be honest, there are places some of us would rather not be, no matter what we're wearing.

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I want a login location queue. I want to be able to set up a list consisting of primary login location, and alternate locations the viewer will attempt to log me into in the event my primary is offline or full of flying monkeys. Would this be hard to implement?

THIS is.. awesome!!

jagged edges, doing whatever he

and his GIANT flexi ego

Should I ever fall apart, I pity whomever might take on the task of putting back together. There are a lot of complex parts, and no manual.

Then suddenly, a quiet fell.

cascade of stinging, flaming particles

This makes me want to have been there. It makes me want to do it too.

Pshhht! Ah!

Give me a Henry's.

A passerby stopped and asked

We're your friends. We don't require excuses, or even reasons. We can't fix it. We can give you a hand to hold, or a shoulder to dampen, or half a cookie (sorry, it looked so delicious). Because she loves you. That's all. And it's huge.

eggofu sprinkled liberally with spicy

sensibilities regarding color and texture

orbiting a star made of

Press the button!

Well, I'll concede that it's not all her eyes are saying.

I just knew you'd make it look gorgeous. And your eyes are saying you like it.

Suddenly, the ground began to

For @Rhonda Huntress.

What works for me may not work for everybody. I can almost always feel better if I do something nice for someone else that makes them feel good, or makes them happy. They don't even have to know who did it for them. The hard part is rising up from the meh long enough to so something. I hope she feels better soon.