PudgyPaddy Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 ...at this game we call second life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwenting Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 It's life, not a game Define your goals, try to achieve them, if you call that winning you've won. For me, I "win" if I have a pleasant time without upsetting others, isn't that what we're all trying to have after all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imnotgoing Sideways Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 I'm one of the endbosses. Gotta get through me and live. =^-^= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coby Foden Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Never start an argument with anybody for any reason or no reason at all. Treat others nicely as you yourself wish to be treated by others. That is the proven sure way to win, to gain respect, to gain friends and to gain admiration. And best of all, you will feel good inside too for being a good person. PS.Forget about the "game", which SL is not. It's more like a social 3D platform.There is a real human being behind each avatar (except for the bots..). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PudgyPaddy Posted March 5, 2012 Author Share Posted March 5, 2012 jwenting wrote: It's life, not a game Define your goals, try to achieve them, if you call that winning you've won. For me, I "win" if I have a pleasant time without upsetting others, isn't that what we're all trying to have after all? Not upsetting others is a difficult task. If it's life and not a game as you say, I could not play. Everyone gets upset, and about the funniest things. If there's one thing I can't control it's keeping people from being upset. Some are posting bitter responses to the CEO about name changes. They are clearly upset with him. How do I win at second life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PudgyPaddy Posted March 5, 2012 Author Share Posted March 5, 2012 Imnotgoing Sideways wrote: I'm one of the endbosses. Gotta get through me and live. =^-^= You may notbegoing sideways, but I am. I don't care as long as I win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PudgyPaddy Posted March 5, 2012 Author Share Posted March 5, 2012 jwenting wrote: Define your goals. I did. Winning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porky Gorky Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 It's simple. Take the number of items in your inventory, divide it by the number of times you have been ruthed, subtract the number of failed teleports you have experienced, add on the total number of slutish looking avatars you have seen, divide it by the number of idiots you have met and then multiply it by the number of new accounts that have left SL forever within the first hour of playing. If the number you are left with is 42 then you have won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluffy Sharkfin Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 PudgyPaddy wrote: ...at this game we call second life? Same way you win at real life, by enjoying it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ariel Vuissent Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Click the "X" button in the corner and go play Call of Duty? SL isn't a "game" that you can "win." It's a social platform, and there are no "winners" or "losers." There are games you can play inside SL, and in some of those games you can win (or lose). But as far as actually winning SL, there's nothing to win because you're not playing a game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knutz Scorpio Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Porky Gorky wrote: It's simple. Take the number of items in your inventory, divide it by the number of times you have been ruthed, subtract the number of failed teleports you have experienced, add on the total number of slutish looking avatars you have seen, divide it by the number of idiots you have met and then multiply it by the number of new accounts that have left SL forever within the first hour of playing. If the number you are left with is 42 then you have won. Tried to keep track of all those but the computer coughed up a disk and died! :robotfrustrated: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theresa Tennyson Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 PudgyPaddy wrote: ...at this game we call second life? By not having people figure out whose alt you are. ("You" being a generic term, of course. I'm not suggesting you're an alt. Naw.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PudgyPaddy Posted March 5, 2012 Author Share Posted March 5, 2012 Porky Gorky wrote: It's simple. Take the number of items in your inventory, divide it by the number of times you have been ruthed, subtract the number of failed teleports you have experienced, add on the total number of slutish looking avatars you have seen, divide it by the number of idiots you have met and then multiply it by the number of new accounts that have left SL forever within the first hour of playing. If the number you are left with is 42 then you have won. Adjectives such as sluttish and idiotic are relative. I don't have a proper dataset to compute the last criterion, do you know where such data may be gleaned? Your formula is very much flawed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perrie Juran Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoiselleErin Teardrop Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Well, the big boss you have to fight to win, you have to prepare - Drink from the sacred chalise to give you more life force. When you confront the big boss, it is this huge walking demon that shoots red lasers at you. You have to shoot at it with holy crosses dipped in holy water and when you beat the SL demon from hell, the sim collapes. For how to get there, it is weird, when you are ready, you will be unexpectedly teleported to this place of battle. It is a strange looking sim unlike anything you can imagine. You will have to defeat 3 other bosses before hand -one of them being Imnotgoing Sideways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dresden Ceriano Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 That sacred chalice isn't filled with kool-aid , is it? ...Dres Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelli May Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Ariel Vuissent wrote: Click the "X" button in the corner and go play Call of Duty? SL isn't a "game" that you can "win." It's a social platform, and there are no "winners" or "losers."... Believe me, there are plenty of losers. (Thank you, Jim Halpert) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ariel Vuissent Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Well, yes, that's true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoiselleErin Teardrop Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Dresden Ceriano wrote: That sacred chalice isn't filled with kool-aid , is it? ...Dres No, in fact, it is a mixture of the blood of warriors gone by, the adrenaline of a sting ray, and the urine of a disgruntled McDonald's employee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwenting Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 PudgyPaddy wrote: jwenting wrote: It's life, not a game Define your goals, try to achieve them, if you call that winning you've won. For me, I "win" if I have a pleasant time without upsetting others, isn't that what we're all trying to have after all? Not upsetting others is a difficult task. If it's life and not a game as you say, I could not play. Everyone gets upset, and about the funniest things. If there's one thing I can't control it's keeping people from being upset. Some are posting bitter responses to the CEO about name changes. They are clearly upset with him. How do I win at second life? of course, but at least try to not upset them deliberately I'm sure my very presence (due to my looks and wardrobe selection) would upset people in a lot of sims for example, so I avoid those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knowl Paine Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 When you see returns, in the form of what you've contributed; you've won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deej Kasshiki Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Use the magic cheat code Alt + F4. :matte-motes-sunglasses-3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porky Gorky Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 PudgyPaddy wrote: Adjectives such as sluttish and idiotic are relative. I don't have a proper dataset to compute the last criterion, do you know where such data may be gleaned? Your formula is very much flawed. Sounds like you need to get the SLutish Idiot tracker HUD. Regarding the last criteria, you obviously need to put together a unlikely group of misfits similar to the A-team and launch an assault on Battery St to get the information. Based on your current lack of ingenuity coupled with your lack of faith in the formula I can safety say that you have no chance of winning. : You might as well just pack up and leave, then I can haz your fings! :matte-motes-big-grin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melita Magic Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 PudgyPaddy wrote: ...at this game we call second life? First you have to know what a win is for you - then you have to go for it. Not much anyone else can do for you there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Muni Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 PudgyPaddy wrote: jwenting wrote: Define your goals. I did. Winning! Winning? What? What for? Who? Fortunately in SL I have no one to beat. Do you want to win someone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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