Male avatars with big bodies and small heads

[Persephone Emerald]

1 hour ago, StarlanderGoods said:

I am going to guess that those arent real skulls, and that the props department just made them in bulk, so they are all similar size.

Real skulls, from the Crypt of the Capuchin Friars in Rome. Note the skulls are all of similar size.

 

[StarlanderGoods]

They have very different sizes in that picture, like in the inner arch on the right, compared to the "column" ones.

[Robberinthemuseum]

10 hours ago, UnilWay SpiritWeaver said:

I was going to make my male alt into a comically tiny head look and post an image here for comic effect, but I couldn't even figure out how to get my avatar to look as bad as half the men I see in SL, even when I dialed head size to zero and muscles plus shoulders both to 100.

I'm now at a loss as to just how some guys manage to screw up their shape so much, when I failed to do it even on purpose... 😮

 

This is me in March 🤣. I had a LOT of help. If you see any guys who don't want to look like a mess, just send them to a gay sim. I mean look at me here. Tiny legs, massive shoulders, wriggly eyebrows and gorilla arms

Edited September 7, 2022 by Robberinthemuseum

[CandyCole]

4 hours ago, Robberinthemuseum said:

This is me in March

I can hear the squeak of freshly shaved and bleached anuses from here. 

Step - 2 - 3 - Lift - 2 - 3 - Dip - 2 - 3 Clench 2 - 3.

 

 

[BelindaN]

So nobody mentioned neck size yet?

Often stupid thin. Use a mirror!!! 

[Love Zhaoying]

16 minutes ago, BelindaN said:

So nobody mentioned neck size yet?

Often stupid thin. Use a mirror!!! 

Wait, so we've got BOTH Pinheads, AND "pencil-neck geeks"?

Wow!

[Ajay McDowwll]

13 hours ago, Robberinthemuseum said:

This is me in March 🤣. I had a LOT of help. If you see any guys who don't want to look like a mess, just send them to a gay sim. I mean look at me here. Tiny legs, massive shoulders, wriggly eyebrows and gorilla arms

I ran my male avatar by my younger son (he's a bodybuilder; not gay, but bi) and he said, "Yeah... no.  His biceps are bigger than his calves.  He looks like he's never done leg day at the gym, like ever."

I've never forgotten that.  He's in much better proportional shape now

[Modulated]

I don't get all this preoccupation with 'proportional' avatars..It IS Second Life after all.  I also notice that people who call others out also have weird looking avatars but again, it's Second Life. lol Just let folks look how they wanna look in peace.

[Rowan Amore]

If ALL skulls were the same size, they wouldn't need sizes for those cowboy hats.

Hat Sizing Chart (iastate.edu)

[Nalates Urriah]

42 minutes ago, Modulated said:

I don't get all this preoccupation with 'proportional' avatars..It IS Second Life after all.  I also notice that people who call others out also have weird looking avatars but again, it's Second Life. lol Just let folks look how they wanna look in peace.

There is letting people look however they wish and then there is the matter of finding those that don't know any better. It is a bit of that, "You have something on your teeth." thing.

[Love Zhaoying]

28 minutes ago, Rowan Amore said:

If ALL skulls were the same size, they wouldn't need sizes for those cowboy hats.

Hat Sizing Chart (iastate.edu)

There's a Parliament song, "Agony of Defeet" with lyrics:

Tryin' to put a size twelve foot
In a size eight shoe (you know that won't do)
It's like putting on a five dollar hat
On a nickel head (It's about that hat rack)

[Ceka Cianci]

I keep seeing the title as Male avatars with big bewbies and small heads.

[Love Zhaoying]

15 minutes ago, Ceka Cianci said:

I keep seeing the title as Male avatars with big bewbies and small heads.

Sounds like a good candidate for the Shovel thread.

[StarlanderGoods]

21 hours ago, Robberinthemuseum said:

This is me in March 🤣. I had a LOT of help. If you see any guys who don't want to look like a mess, just send them to a gay sim. I mean look at me here. Tiny legs, massive shoulders, wriggly eyebrows and gorilla arms

Unless the gay sim has a swim team, then they will go out looking just as they arrived

[KjartanEno]

On 9/5/2022 at 7:25 PM, Robberinthemuseum said:

A lot of guys don't realize when they're adjusting the shape that comes with a skin (which is usually too short and makes them tiny next to other males)

Which is why I say in my profile: "Setting your height slider to 100 doesn't give you an A+, it just makes you a giant."

[Robberinthemuseum]

1 hour ago, KjartanEno said:

Which is why I say in my profile: "Setting your height slider to 100 doesn't give you an A+, it just makes you a giant."

I go with average every time ahah. But yeah, the slider is set to 100 😜. I need it for the animations and group poses to work. And also, when I was smaller, people kept thinking I was into age p!ay 🤷 and most people won't talk to other people into that (I'm all about the conversatios). So I adjusted ^^. I also have a couple of tiny avatars i hang out in sometimes and recently made a werewolf. 🐺 

Edited September 8, 2022 by Robberinthemuseum

[Cate Foulsbane]

On 9/6/2022 at 9:02 PM, Robberinthemuseum said:

This is me in March

If the dark-haired guy in forefront is you, well done!   Maybe not perfect, but well done..and not all all the deformed look I sometimes see.

[Robberinthemuseum]

5 minutes ago, Cate Foulsbane said:

If the dark-haired guy in forefront is you, well done!   Maybe not perfect, but well done..and not all all the deformed look I sometimes see.

that was me before, this is me after they helped me.  (I realize i look a bit gay but that's okay haha)

Edited September 8, 2022 by Robberinthemuseum

[Cate Foulsbane]

2 hours ago, Robberinthemuseum said:

But yeah, the slider is set to 100 😜. I need it for the animations and group poses to work.

What do you mean about the slider set at 100 for animations and group poses to work? What kind of animations and poses...for photos? One more thing I never heard before in SL. Forever noobie...

[Robberinthemuseum]

Just now, Cate Foulsbane said:

What do you mean about the slider set at 100 for animations and group poses to work? What kind of animations and poses...for photos? One more thing I never heard before in SL. Forever noobie...

well if you're dancing with somebody you start floating if you're too short and also sexy animations 😜

 

[Cate Foulsbane]

2 minutes ago, Robberinthemuseum said:

well if you're dancing with somebody you start floating

Hmm...I can't remember if that's happened to me while dancing with somebody on a couples pose.  Often one or the other of us is too high off the floor or feet down IN the floor, but that can be fixed sorta kinda by doing the hover adjustment. 

 

[KjartanEno]

3 hours ago, Robberinthemuseum said:

I go with average every time ahah. But yeah, the slider is set to 100 😜. I need it for the animations and group poses to work. And also, when I was smaller, people kept thinking I was into age p!ay 🤷 and most people won't talk to other people into that (I'm all about the conversatios). So I adjusted ^^. I also have a couple of tiny avatars i hang out in sometimes and recently made a werewolf. 🐺 

I don't get it. My avatar is over 2 meters (prim size and "height" according to Firestorm) tall, my height slider is set to 60, I use a male shape, and yet people would THINK that's being into AP (which seems to be a censored word)?? My RL height is 5 feet 6 inches and I'm over 50 years of age. Is there something seriously wrong with you people even considering a height setting of 100 as Necessary to be considered an Adult?

Be what you want to be, but don't go making silly assumptions about others who refuse to be giants.

Edited September 8, 2022 by KjartanEno
censorship of words make for misunderstood conversations

[Robberinthemuseum]

3 minutes ago, KjartanEno said:

I don't get it. My avatar is over 2 meters (prim size and "height" according to Firestorm) tall, my height slider is set to 60, I use a male shape, and yet people would THINK that's being into AP (which seems to be a censored word)?? My RL height is 5 feet 6 inches and I'm over 50 years of age. Is there something seriously wrong with you people even considering a height setting of 100 as Necessary to be considered an Adult?

Be what you want to be, but don't go making silly assumptions about others who refuse to be giants.

I know it's silly isn't it. Also wtf is with AP being censored? 

[Cate Foulsbane]

On 9/5/2022 at 8:31 PM, Love Zhaoying said:

looked like hiragana

Are you going to explain HIRAGANA to me? Or are you going to force me to Google which, lately, might as well be dial-up Internet. 

[Love Zhaoying]

6 hours ago, Cate Foulsbane said:

Are you going to explain HIRAGANA to me? Or are you going to force me to Google which, lately, might as well be dial-up Internet. 

Japanese has 3 types of writing, each completely different (with different "character sets" or "fonts" in computer terms):

1) Kanji - these are pictographs, generally based on Chinese characters, but with a different "reading" and meaning for the word than the Chinese version.

2) Hiragana - this is a phonetic alphabet. One example use is to "spell out" the phonetic reading for a kanji that the reader may not know. Alternatively, to provide a way to depict a Japanese word besides Kanji.

3) Katakana - like Hiragana, this is also a phonetic alphabet. It is used to depict "foreign" / non-Japanese words for which there is no word in Japanese. It uses the same alphabet as Hiragana, but a different representation for each character.

Edited September 8, 2022 by Love Zhaoying