TheydonBois Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 Hi. I was looking through the archives and found this interesting thread: I don't own a cat BUT I do own five baby macaques...Glossom, Titus, Sir Bendalot, Twinky and Nutkins. I think it'd be interesting to feed Nutkins a Big Mac for his supper. What do you think? Should I do it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 Please feed the cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bree Giffen Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 Is this a test? Are you trying to determine if I am a replicant or a lesbian Mr Deckard? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 29 minutes ago, Bree Giffen said: Is this a test? Are you trying to determine if I am a replicant or a lesbian Mr Deckard? I suspect you could be BOTH a replicant AND a lesbian. That’s hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bree Giffen Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 I am neither and I don't think macaques should be eating burgers. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 4 minutes ago, Bree Giffen said: I am neither and I don't think macaques should be eating burgers. Maybe a veggie burger, not a Big Mac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheydonBois Posted March 15, 2018 Author Share Posted March 15, 2018 So I bought Nutkins a Big Mac and he seemed to not want it, so I persuaded him by blowing a hairdryer in his face and he eventually had half of it but is now crying. Here he is about 10 minutes after: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bree Giffen Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Poor monkey! How do you even get a monkey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivanova Shostakovich Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 When I was little a spider monkey pulled my hair at the zoo. Suffice it to say that I was nonplussed at the time. I wouldn't won't don't want a monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aislin Ceawlin Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Years ago, I had a Macaque that I rescued from some weirdo at a flea market. His name was Jason, and he was SUCH a pain in the ass, lol! I loved him dearly, though. No one should have an animal of ANY sort if they're not willing to commit to the proper care of that animal. I'm sure the OP was a bit of a troll, but still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 The OP’s question is almost as disturbing as the famous Google “hints” result, “Why won’t my parrot eat my p**p?” In fact, I call copycat. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheydonBois Posted April 30, 2018 Author Share Posted April 30, 2018 Just to update everyone - Nutkins died shortly after this experiment. I'm not too bothered as I have four more, and can get a new baby to replace him, but maybe feeding Big Macs to macaques isn't advisable if you want them to live. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aislin Ceawlin Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 1 minute ago, TheydonBois said: Just to update everyone - Nutkins died shortly after this experiment. I'm not too bothered as I have four more, and can get a new baby to replace him, but maybe feeding Big Macs to macaques isn't advisable if you want them to live. Poor Nutkins, he's in a better place 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madelaine McMasters Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 (edited) On 3/16/2018 at 3:02 AM, Aislin Ceawlin said: Years ago, I had a Macaque that I rescued from some weirdo at a flea market. His name was Jason, and he was SUCH a pain in the ass, lol! I loved him dearly, though. No one should have an animal of ANY sort if they're not willing to commit to the proper care of that animal. I'm sure the OP was a bit of a troll, but still. A college friend's family had a Honey Bear (Kinkajou) that routinely terrorized everybody by climbing into the kitchen cupboards at night to play peek-a-boo with the first person up for breakfast. It would entertain itself at 4AM by turning on the TV and maxing out the volume. Not only should people not have pets if they're not willing to take care of them, but nobody should have a pet that's nocturnal, with a prehensile tail and opposable thumbs. That's just nuts. (I should get one.) Edited April 30, 2018 by Madelaine McMasters 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madelaine McMasters Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 (edited) 52 minutes ago, TheydonBois said: Just to update everyone - Nutkins died shortly after this experiment. I'm not too bothered as I have four more, and can get a new baby to replace him, but maybe feeding Big Macs to macaques isn't advisable if you want them to live. I hope you didn't let the experiment go to waste. Peel and eat him. He'd be sort of like a turducken, or a Big Mac^2aque. Edited April 30, 2018 by Madelaine McMasters 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aislin Ceawlin Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Madelaine McMasters said: A college friend's family had a Honey Bear (Kinkajou) that routinely terrorized everybody by climbing into the kitchen cupboards at night to play peek-a-boo with the first person up for breakfast. It would entertain itself at 4AM by turning on the TV and maxing out the volume. Not only should people not have pets if they're not willing to take care of them, but nobody should have a pet that's nocturnal, with a prehensile tail and opposable thumbs. That's just nuts. (I should get one.) There are so many pets that people just shouldn't have. They may be cute, but they are not pets.That being said, I WANT A PET POSSUM!! lol! I also raised a rescue cougar cub. He had a leg deformity that kept him from being introduced into the wild or a sanctuary with other cougars. I've always been a sucker for the non human species, lol! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMe Jewell Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Aislin Ceawlin said: There are so many pets that people just shouldn't have. There are some people that just shouldn't have pets...... any pets. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Hexem Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Some people have children. That's just like having an angry pet monkey. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fionalein Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 5 hours ago, Gadget Portal said: Some people have children. That's just like having an angry pet monkey. 9 hours ago, LittleMe Jewell said: There are some people that just shouldn't have pets...... any pets. holds true for children too 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arduenn Schwartzman Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Ditch the Big Mac. It's disgusting. Eat the macaques instead. They're delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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