Snugs McMasters

Maddy sends her name, and phone number, into space at every opportunity. And you are among the "worthies". Remember that 113 of us went up in STS-133. That's you, right behind Torley and Lillie...

And she's not kidding, she'll really do it. Maddy's no stranger to the penal system...

Celestiall Nightfire wrote: Madelaine McMasters wrote: Celestiall Nightfire wrote: You have free will. Use it. I'm one who thinks we probably have the illusion of free will. Still, it's a pretty useful illusion. So yes... use it! ;-). I'm going to start charging. Nothing free in my world! ; ) Now you've done it. When things (particularly will) are free, Maddy has no instinct incentive to pilfer.

LaskyaClaren wrote: I can't argue with you (Maddy). You're just now figuring this out? I gave up long ago.

Madelaine McMasters wrote: I liked being the Sun, and having everybody orbit me. Some things never change.

Don't humor her, Kwak! Her half of our mind is trying to push all my furniture out on the lawn.

Dillon Levenque wrote: Those mysterious little here-and-there clumps of purple connections are tempting you to try Facebook, aren't they? Admit it. She's already plotting, Dillon. I pilfered this from her "Secret Plans" file... I've carefully studied the two steps of her plan (she has difficulty with anything requiring three or more). It appears she first plans to infiltrate Facebook with a small group of minions. I think she intends for them to infect the entire population of Facebook with her seditious idealogy, after which she'll change her mind and abandon the network. I can see the entire process repeating ad infinitum, she's fickle. Very careful inspection of Step 2 reveals she anticipates several isolated pockets of resistance... There is hope.

Maddy's trying to push me over the event horizon, but I won't let go of her blouse. If we're going in, we're going together.

Drake1 Nightfire wrote: Madelaine McMasters wrote: Bobbie Faulds wrote: Drake, I'm right there with you. I've never heard anything other than someone playing at being a child talk like that. Children speak just like anyone else. They may not always get the grammar right, but they are learning. The mispronounciations are usually due to muscles not being developed. In RL, I've always privately gotten after parents that use baby talk to their children. I've also never heard children speak like that. Such silliness is the happy domain of adults. The language cited in the OP is akin to "Parentese", or "Baby Talk" which does have value yet is ripe for parody. Note the "Flirtatious baby talk" section of the baby talk wiki page. I hope it's not a sign of immaturity that I called my ex-husband's private part "Mr. Wiggly". Part of the allure of this may be that it's unexpected. This works in reverse as well, where we enjoy adult dialog from little children. My Father allowed me to sit in on a business meeting when I was five or so, as Mom was too busy to keep me out of trouble. Everyone at the table doted on me as I nibbled quietly on my cinnamon-sugar bagel. At one point Dad asked what I thought of the discussion so far. I sat back in my chair, put my hands behind my head and calmly said "I don't believe any of you know what the hell you're talking about." My popularity before uttering that proclamation was nothing compared to after. ;-). Channelling your inner Snugs at a young age were we? on a side note.. can LL fix the damn Forums? I got shunted to the blog section when i hit reply, like 5 times... Don't blame that on me. That's pure Maddy. The most common phrase uttered in the McMasters household when she was young was "Don't encourage her!" Nobody listened.

irihapeti wrote: about chat harrassment put in a open chat broadcast system. People tend not to overdo it when their chat is broadcast to everybody anywhere on the sim Whoa! Clearly you've never hung with Maddy. The bigger her audience, the harder it is to calm her down and shut her up.

Madelaine McMasters wrote: AliciaMarieJames wrote: I give up... I just give up :smileysad:

Madelaine McMasters wrote: I can't count the times I've dropped L$250 on a lost newbie. Dropping a L$250 anvil on a newbie is not the same as dropping L$250 on a newbie. And, either way, you're just too lazy to count. I bet you could do it without taking off more than one sock.

Madelaine McMasters wrote: Julius1980 wrote: I want a skin that tells girls i want to take a long hot shower or bath with you? You have any suggestions? Maybe something all smeared in grease, rust and dirt? And wear coveralls and carry an old corroded/broken showerhead. Nothing gets me more excited about hopping into a shower than knowing there's a brand new showerhead to try out. And, just for good measure, tell me you'll wave the trip charge and honor that eight year old 25% off coupon that's still stuck to my fridge. I'm surprised you didn't think of this, Maddy...

irihapeti wrote: am pretty sure that Maddy is not evil tho. What?! Hanging upside down from the bottom of the Earth is affecting your thinking and/or perception.

Drake1 Nightfire wrote: Snugs McMasters wrote: I hate to burst your bubble Maddy, but Dillon likes me more than she likes you. Everybody does, really. Thats not true.. I like Maddy more.. You are a meanie... Who asked you, Drake? Pfft!

Buzz off you Kiwi windbag.

irihapeti wrote: i edit mine as well + can sympathise with you tho. People can be pretty mean and petty sometimes when relationships end Tell me about it. Every time I suggest to Maddy that we part ways, she throws a hissy fit like you wouldn't believe. I'm trapped in this relationship by the threat of what she'll do. Pity me.

I hate to burst your bubble Maddy, but Dillon likes me more than she likes you. Everybody does, really.

Maddy's out of the room at the moment, giving me just enough time to point out that all UFO investigations stopped nine months before her birth.

KarenMichelle Lane wrote: OK - Question: Which Skittle color should we use for The Evil Under-Mistresses Target? Mmmmm looking at her completion now.... I think you'll want a color that won't easily be confused with the bowling pin. Maddy would just roll around in the irony of that poor thing suffering friendly fire.

KarenMichelle Lane wrote: I looked for her Internet Porn Shots and Mug Shots but she seems to have been able to bury those successfully Here's a start... Maddy's had no luck making porn shots, though not for lack of trying.

KarenMichelle Lane wrote: Profaitchikenz Haiku wrote: If you can prove to me you have her permission, we can paste her likeness on the centre skittle in the Mock Turtle's skittle alley and we can all take turns trying to knock her down. (Ooo-er, Missus). If we can get Snugs permission then I think we have a possibility. Permission? You have my every blessing!

Hippie Bowman wrote: Awww! Maddy is a good egg, is she not? Morning hugs Val! Peace! Maddy thinks she's a good egg... I know otherwise. Maddy's sleeping off an all-nighter, so here's everybody's chance to enjoy some peace and quiet.

You sure know how to wind Maddy up, Hippie. She's running around the house screaming "Make him stop telling me how to live! The only thing he got right is that I'm awesome!". I know your heart was in the right place, but a little nod to the nefarious now and then would really make her easier to live with.

Perrie Juran wrote: Snugs told me she sometimes wished you'd (Maddy) do a better job of cleaning up after yourself. Sometimes? I feel like the clown following the parade horse with a shovel.