Snugs McMasters

Maddy joined SL in 2008, you first became aware of negative coverage in 2009. Draw your own conclusions.

Thus began "Levi's 69s", inspiring

You also have a defenestration list? That's the one interest I share with Maddy.

Causing Maddy to pull out

Understudy, for she's not the

Or else. Threats are not a good foundation for friendship, but they apparently work. I can't tell you how much that depresses me.

...brings chocolate and graham crackers.

In this instance, I have to side with Par. Anything that clears out the other half of the attic is fine with me.

Fantastic, actually.

They're taking the pictures.

Not our attic. We use the vented gable to dry our sense of humor.

"Matrix" implies some kind of order. I've shared the attic with Maddy since birth, doing my best to maintain order. Here's what my side looks like... Imagine hers.

alert enough to catch Whirly

I vowed to support the Ministry, not the director. You're sounding a little Trumpian, Ms. Levenque.

Are you sure the "I" is for "intelligence"? That has not been my personal experience with Maddy.

Sometimes I forget I'm here.

Nevertheless...

Jesus, you do know how to bloviate.

Helium? C'mon Rolig, you know Maddy. Hot air.

And do you listen to me? Nooooo.

As the ego to Maddy's idattitude since 1970 I can honestly say I never left. I'm sure Maddy would be happy to incinerate whoever's bugging you. And if that someone is Maddy, I'd be more than happy to set her on fire myself.

Wouldn't you be grouchy if you had to share an attic with a lunatic?

I've been trapped in the attic with that lunatic for 47 years, what makes you think I can stop her now? If I even mention God, she'll try to smother me with that wet blanket.

It looks like Maddy did. Do you want me to set her on fire with her own blowtorch?