Dano Seale

I'd like to say "yes" but actually I was on a bored porn trawling night and clicked on a link for Elizabeth, from another game I played - Bioshock. Had never imagined her in that light before and it was a very deep 'rabbit hole' from there onwards! lol

Brings reality to the old Mancunian expression - "She's got a face like a baboons a**e!" 😂

That's a very unfortunate shadow when looking anywhere but at it Tatiana! 😲

In Firestorm I get those messages all the time, as does my girlie alt Jenna. Don't really care, I'm there to shop or whatever, not to be seen. As long as I can move and don't crash I'm good (I also use the "friends only" tactic). Jenna prefers seeing those messages, as "may not be seen by everyone" generally means she has less "Hi, nice a**. Wanna f***?" IM's to deal with!

It's the National pastime of fans of your "beloved football team".....what did you expect? 😄

Usually when we're 100 yards from our stop on a crowded bus!

Vampires?

I stared for the longest time at your raised right foot and wondered if your boot hadn't properly "attached" yet - until I realised that was a couple of horses in the background - well, it gave me a laugh today! Ah huh... I fell for that too for a while. Kept my mouth shut though! 😐

I just go to bed an hour earlier than normal.....I'm a simple man!

' His slap had stung and hurt her but not as much as his nonchalent arrogance now did! His eyes turned hard and steely as he moved towards her, intentions clear. Unfortunately for him, not quite as hard and steely as the top of her foot as it connected with his unmentionables! His mocking smirk suddenly changed to a mask of sheer horror as the agony from the unexpected blow doubled him over, just in time to meet her swiftly rising knee which crashed into his face. There was a moment of sickening sound as the cartilage in his nose exploded, a primordial grunt and a heavy 'thump' as his unconscious body hit the floor. She dragged him into the recovery position (thrashing out murder/self defence charges with the police was always such a bore!) then wiped the blood and mucus from her throbbing kneecap on the bed cover. Glancing at her watch she guessed she had just enough time for a quick shower and a nice cup of tea before 'Eastender's' came on. Whistling softly to herself, she left the room!' .......Probably why I don't RP - total lack of patience!

I'm mightily relieved thx. (guessed my other post wasn't taken as intended. Sorry about that.)

Did you spend an hour chatting them up like I did? 😖

To you too. Hope your hard work for your event paid off. I blame the Americans....easy option! 🙂

"CANNNN YOUUUUU DIGGGGG ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?" (Sorry, just brought back memories of 'the warriors' 😄)

Not so long ago, the first things that happened to a newborn baby was it had it's arse smacked and then a nipple stuffed into it's mouth! Can't get anymore "innocent" than that? Society baffles me sometimes! "but I hate the gravity-defying appearance of mesh breasts when they are untrammeled and free to roam." You just can't trust a woman who uses and probably knows the meaning of the word - "untrammeled"! (Then again, it has a red line under it meaning it's spelt wrong, so there's still hope!).

I really love how the background of colourful residential area is interested into this pic I really love how my head now rests permanently on my right shoulder and the kids call me "Quasimodo"!

I'll help any 'newbie' if I can...as long as they're not being a t**t! Though I also know from all my other gaming experiences that too many of them just blatantly refuse to self-learn. They remind me of my dad, a truck driver, who spent many more hours in his truck than he needed too, purely because he refused to stop and ask directions because he knew best! If they need something that's beyond my capabilities to explain about, then my standard answer is - "youtube is your friend....friend!". After that they usually treat me like I've just eaten their first born or something! If they're not willing to help themselves by spending a bit of time on the tube or in here? **** 'em! I've done my best and my conscience is clear.

Too late Jenna you tart...I've spent it already! 😁

Don't think there's much danger of that mate! I'm currently 'bingeing' all kinds of stuff....but as my site's probably highly illegal I'm sayin' nuffin'! 🤐

Werewolves!...Gotta get some werewolves. 🐺

Jenna quietly contemplates how to scam Dano out of his weekly LL stipend....again!

13 years and counting....and this is still me at times! Dunno, it just seems to come natural and is worse now getting older and eyesight is dimming! Also, if out shopping, I tend to use 'friends only' to reduce lag, so I probably just trundle over people like an M1A1 Abrams battle tank who's driver's suffered a fatal heart attack!

Nuclear armageddon seems to be a very popular choice!

.....I guess we'll have to just take your word for that as your pic' proves nothing! 🤨

Seriously, don't ask! (your Google's broken or set for 'child friendly'. Try 'Bing' lol)