Dano Seale

Next time they DO deliver, email them and tell them 2 £5 notes and several £1 coins are unavailable for payment on this order!

Where as I'd grill the sausages, slather them in 'Daddies brown sauce'.....and he could do wtf he liked with the jam and cabbage!

Fair enough. I don't know the situation over there on such things (too much film and tv watched I think lol), just how her reluctance came across to me.

Yeah, I have a nasty habit of trying to over explain my side of things when things go wrong....often making the subject a lot worse. This business is a case in point. My bad! Will do. It was just an attempt at hoping people might see it and look a little more into what I may have written before sticking the pitchfork into me! Doesn't work...got it thanks. And then some! lol. Thanks for your understanding and words of wisdom, I appreciate it Scylla*. I'll try to curtail my boorish humour and not upset people again. I'll also (belatedly) take a piece of Seicher's advice and just say "sorry", and move on. * Not sarcasm....just in case!

DO NOT TAKE THIS STUFF! There was a report on the BBC yesterday about an American couple who took this (apparently it's a fish tank cleaner and they had some left over!) "...as a prevention against the virus". 30 min's later, the ambulance arrived at the hospital and the male couldn't be revived! Hospitals in the US are reporting other cases from people who have taken it and Nigerian hospitals are dealing with a wave of cases (don't know what they use it for but seems to be readily available!). With everything I've read on here, I'm falling heavily on the side of it's a building full of "illegals"! It's the only explanation I can come up with for Fairre's reluctance to enforce her lawful rights against this Russian harridan! I might be wrong, seems to be a thing with me lately, but it shows all the signs I'd expect to see from such a building.

Yes, but I don't see how using them when attempting to tell a joke or be humourous comes into play? (Kind of kills the overall effect IMO). I never said it was. Everyone else did! I c&p'd that part from my profile to emphasize that my humour often gets taken wrong/badly in text and apologized in advance. People decided to concentrate on the "....usually Americans" part only, which is just my factual observations and experiences over 15+ years of the internet. Yes well, she did actually say the same thing as this in her original responses but maybe you missed those? And....."with the intention of putting it into a nice frame and hanging it in the bathroom of my SL home."....let's have it right mate, ok?

Apparently not! This is why I prefer Canadians! You (mostly) get us. Fair enough. Said my piece, made my apologies but thanks for reinforcing my observations.

Well, that went down like a lead balloon again I see! Not a great shock though as stated in my forum profile: "Being English I tend to have that dry, sarcastic humour we're famous for....which tends to get me in a lot of s**t in text, usually with Americans! Believe me, it's never my intention to upset anybody but yeah, it can happen, so...sorry if it does." Yes Scylla, it WAS intended as a joke and a compliment. "faffing material", seriously? For one thing, I've not "faffed" over a static picture since I was about 13 yrs old and found out it was capable of being useful for a lot more things than just peeing out of FFS! Would I consider the tastefully positioned (copy) statue of 'Michelangelo's David' in the hallway of your mansion your private "diddling" spot? Or the nymph's and nudes of the great masters (that show a lot more than this photo) on your walls as "faffing material? Of course not, it's "art"....apparently! Well, that's how I see Seicher's photo, tastefully posed, beautifully constructed and, if put into a nice frame...art! Totally NOT "erotic" by the way, unless I was a foot fetishist....which I'm not! As a piece of "art", where else would I hang it? It's a bathroom scene, out of place in the living room, silly in the kitchen and way too tame for the bedroom (you lot would probably burn me at the stake if you ever looked in there!), but whatever! Seicher - As mentioned above, my only intention was for decoration and to save a beautifully taken photo to be admired often instead of it being lost in the numerous pages of this thread. I thought it deserved better. There was no intention to distribute or gain money from it whatsoever. My attempt to inform you in the way my post was written obviously fell flat and I deeply apologise for any confusion and/or upset caused to you. Due to the reactions here I've ditched the idea now and deleted the photo. Sorry once again. *Disclaimer for everyone else: NO!...I haven't taken ANYONE else's pic's from here!

Dear Miss Rae, Just to let you know, I have taken an unauthorized copy of your photograph (above) with the intention of putting it into a nice frame and hanging it in the bathroom of my SL home. Should this be a problem for you? take note that I have a total of 25L$ in my account (which will drop to 15L$ after the upload cost) and sueing me would be expensive and bloody pointless on your part! Consider yourself duly informed. Sincerely, Dano.

They're also not throwing the Uighir's into camps nor are they killing prisoners for their organs...….right? I kind of gave up on humanity and this virus after reading how some (yes, American sorry) Teen's were arrested for going around supermarkets, purposely coughing and sneezing on all the fruit & veg', filming it and putting it on YouTube! No doubt it'll become the new "ice bucket challenge" for millions of d1ckheads the world over!

I could get used to this 'self isolating' business!

Jenna showing off her social distancing supplies (I worry about that girl!) :

The time to REALLY worry is if they tell all the trucker's to work at home, because it can't be done and without them 'society' collapses within a fortnight! (that's 2 weeks for Americans). I hope when all this has blown over, the "thank you for your service" craze changes from the Military to the trucker's, who are the real heroes keeping the Country safe!

Why are all the top chef's men then eh...eh? 😛 Kidding, I'M KIDDING!...Kinda. You just walked into a question that has puzzled me for a long time really. While I'm here, a subject I've not seen much talked about is, what happens to all the homeless during these "lockdowns"?

"As someone already voluntarily self isolating with an overnight job babysitting an empty building,...." Yes you are! 😐

I think those amendments over there have probably been responsible for more deaths than this virus is going to achieve! Ever since binge watching 'Bondi Rescue', I can't help but look for people drowning out there!

Oxfam. 👍

I shall retire and eat my cake....until the show starts! 'Tis a beautiful photo you have there though, I will admit.

All very nice m'lady. However, there is one essential ingredient missing from your vision that no person of such high standing as yourself and your ilk should ever forget. Not to worry though, I myself have searched and found a suitable reminder, one which even carries a 'brand name' m'lady could even appreciate and accept. Hopefully it can help you to realise that sometimes the "hoi polloi" and "jellydolls" have a tendency to disagree with such sweeping changes....and can react quite erratically! So, without further preamble, I present said reminder for perusal at your leisure:

The US still has a plague of insufferable "prepper's" shouting "I told you so... You didn't listen...HAHAHAHAHA!" to come yet!

I'd take that Tarina lol. However, If you use the picture under your name as a starting template you'll probably end up a lot closer! 😜

Looks like he's saying to me - "Dano, this is your bank account compared to mine.....sit down peasant!

Barely recognised you the right way up! 😄

Doesn't look like a "spare him" facial expression to me! 😐 Commodus was an excellent CEO. Like any half decent CEO, he had no qualms how many people were thrown to the lions to further his goals!