RudolphUkka Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 Storm, it appears that you have not yet got the * point of the single * asterisks, although neither have the * moderators either. Try replacing them with something else. *** Rudi *** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Danube Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 A cosmetic surgeon once told me that the perfect breast size is the one that fits in your mate's hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayalily Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 I read a little of the article, but I recall that if you're 36" across the bust, you should be 36" across the hips, with waist tinier of course. Or, if you're 38" across the top, the hips should be 38" and so forth. This is how to help determine a good figure when trying to get "into shape" as they say, bust and hips should be the same. I don't remember where I heard that, but I did! I used to sew also, so I kind of remember bust/hips being the same talked about as the perfect ratio. My bust and hips are almost the same in real life (maybe a half inch off or so), and I think that is fairly normal. Now take, a 36 bust/36 hips, cup size could still vary, same with a 32/32. Anyhow, I thought this was going to be about the avatars because I do notice the breast shapes look like the push bra shape and it takes time to get rid of that look as I have my separation set at 0 right now and I hardly get any separation of the breasts on my avatar. It's like they are built for push-bra shape and pushed together shape and it's difficult to get the avatar breasts to look "natural". I'm not having any boob jobs in real life. I would never do that, ever. Aging is aging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suella Ember Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 Void Singer wrote: what's funny is how everything DM touches turns to crap.... it's the sensationalism and crudity they bring to any topic. I'm just suprised the headline wasn't "Plastic surgeon discoveres ideal breast size, but breast give you cancer thanks to Brussels Bureaucrats and their conspiracy to kill diana in in cahoots with assylum seekers who are stealing your pension and causing house prices to rise and are therfore going to tax our boobs" :smileyindifferent: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sy Beck Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 Gee, well I looked hard for * obvious clues or an underlying * trait and then it suddenly struck me! *** If I can get it surely others will too, given * time of course. *** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sy Beck Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 Suella Ember wrote: Void Singer wrote: what's funny is how everything DM touches turns to crap.... it's the sensationalism and crudity they bring to any topic. I'm just suprised the headline wasn't "Plastic surgeon discoveres ideal breast size, but breast give you cancer thanks to Brussels Bureaucrats and their conspiracy to kill diana in in cahoots with assylum seekers who are stealing your pension and causing house prices to rise and are therfore going to tax our boobs" :smileyindifferent: You left out immigrants, single mothers, absent fathers, feral children and/or yobs, benefits claimants, anyone to the left of....well anyone to the left, gypsies, Health & Safety officials, Red Tape, anyone who says speeding at night on a country lane at 70mph is dangerous, bankers who make money, bankers who don't make money, privatised utility companies, people who don't want utility companies privatised, train services, capital punishment as dished out by Johnny Foreigner, people who are opposed to the introduction of proper British capital punishment, all forms of gambling except the DM Bingo and scratchcards....ad infinitum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perrie Juran Posted October 17, 2011 Author Share Posted October 17, 2011 Void Singer wrote: what's funny is how everything DM touches turns to crap.... it's the sensationalism and crudity they bring to any topic. there are some general ranges for what people perceive as markers of health... evenness, perk, scale relative to body mass, and age appropriateness (hint: 19yo perky breasts are pleasing on a 19yo, but would be very jarring to look at on a 90yo grandmother hunched over a walker). within those ranges, personal taste takes over (and sometimes exceeds those ranges for small percentage of people). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Void Singer Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 ah the joys of lowered expectations... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suella Ember Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 Much as I detest the Daily Fail, at least it wasn't The Sun. "Doc grabs perfect **bleep** ... SHOCKER!" (Bloody bleep filter! I was talking about a doctor who grabbed small blue-breasted birds!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deltango Vale Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 A faulty keypad on an prehistoric cellphone? Ergo the text is being typed by someone in the future whose only link to the past is through a wormhole to 1993 - the signal routed though someone's microwave oven to a BBC film crew somewhere in Glasgow. The asterisks are made by John Hazlethorpson in his attempt to clear the messages, believing, mistakenly, that they come from his mum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venus Petrov Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 Suella, I love your new profile badge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RudolphUkka Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 Sy, it's * obvious that you have * got it, and although Del's * theory is * interesting, it might be of more * relevance to a * Dr Who scriptwriter. *** Rudi The Mod* *** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venus Petrov Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 Rudi * you are * an excellent model. *** Right? *** Venus *** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceka Cianci Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 Venus Petrov wrote: Suella, I love your new profile badge! omg isn't it though hehehe i love it..i had to watch it a few times to make sure i didn't miss one of the lines..hehehehehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Clarence Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 Ceka Cianci wrote: Venus Petrov wrote: Suella, I love your new profile badge! omg isn't it though hehehe i love it..i had to watch it a few times to make sure i didn't miss one of the lines..hehehehehehe Yes, it is fantastic; beginning to end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suella Ember Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 Thanks! You are all far too kind. More importantly though, do I have the perfect breast shape? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sy Beck Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 Suella Ember wrote: Thanks! You are all far too kind. More importantly though, do I have the perfect breast shape? All three of them are perfect, as well you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suella Ember Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 Sy Beck wrote: Suella Ember wrote: Thanks! You are all far too kind. More importantly though, do I have the perfect breast shape? All three of them are perfect, as well you know. Aye - it doesn't half confuse you deciding which one to stare at though! (P.S. Check you messages on your profile thingie whatchmacallit!) (P.P.S. Don't you hate it when people have private conversations on open forums! :smileyvery-happy: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sy Beck Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 Suella Ember wrote Aye - it doesn't half confuse you deciding which one to stare at though! (P.S. Check you messages on your profile thingie whatchmacallit!) (P.P.S. Don't you hate it when people have private conversations on open forums! :smileyvery-happy: ) Aye, but at least I can check out your shoes at the same time! P.S. Have checked messages on the profile thingie watchmacallit P.P.S Yes we do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madelaine McMasters Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 Sy Beck wrote: Suella Ember wrote: Thanks! You are all far too kind. More importantly though, do I have the perfect breast shape? All three of them are perfect, as well you know. Too perfect by half! ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alecX5494 Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 thank you for your comment about matching the numbers for brests and waist i tried it in my bunny avatar and she looks great now :matte-motes-wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Luminos Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Large breasts look attractive only when the rest of the body is large to match them. On a stick-thin porn star with a tiny waist they look terrible but the same size breasts on a curvy size 16 or 18 look perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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