All the Women on the Forum Are Trying to Steal My New Boyfriend, and I Don't Know What to Do!!

[Scylla Rhiadra]

Just now, Selene Gregoire said:

@Scylla Rhiadra This is all YOUR fault! *shakes fist*

 

lol

Yay????

[Selene Gregoire]

"some douchebag" 

[Blush Bravin]

35 minutes ago, Fionalein said:

I chosse to side with the Warhamster.

I swear at first I thought that said warm hamster.

[LittleMe Jewell]

1 hour ago, Scylla Rhiadra said:

Please add your notes of support and sympathy below.

Thank you!

Hey, I'm pretty sure he IM'd me first

[Drake1 Nightfire]

9 minutes ago, Blush Bravin said:

I swear at first I thought that said warm hamster.

And this is where Pornhub ruined me... 

[Scylla Rhiadra]

Just now, LittleMe Jewell said:

Hey, I'm pretty sure he IM'd me first

Hmmmph, maybe.

But who hustled her butt out there to actually MEET him, huh? Huh?????

[Selene Gregoire]

1 minute ago, LittleMe Jewell said:

Hey, I'm pretty sure he IM'd me first

Yeah? So?

He saved the best for last!

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Oh wait...

[LittleMe Jewell]

Has everyone actually looked up his profile - and read the 1st Life page?

 

Edited November 2, 2018 by LittleMe Jewell

[ChinRey]

Maybe I'm a silly soppy sentimental but I suddenly started to think of this from the other side's point of view. All the women on the forum? That's a lot. It's more than enough to kill the poor guy.

Then again, at least it means there'll be no need for musketts. Did somebody say HP sauce goes well with ex-boyfriend?

[ChinRey]

4 minutes ago, LittleMe Jewell said:

Has everyone actually looked up his profile - and read the 1st Life page?

Not me, I don't even know who you are talking about. I haven't had time to check half my waiting list yet.

Edited November 2, 2018 by ChinRey

[Drake1 Nightfire]

6 minutes ago, LittleMe Jewell said:

Has everyone actually looked up his profile - and read the 1st Life page?

 

400? Ok.. sure..

[Selene Gregoire]

17 minutes ago, LittleMe Jewell said:

Has everyone actually looked up his profile - and read the 1st Life page?

 

Now how am I supposed to do that? You didn't give me his name!! 

[LittleMe Jewell]

9 minutes ago, Selene Gregoire said:

Now how am I supposed to do that? You didn't give me his name!! 

You mean 'douchebad' wasn't specific enough?

??

[ChinRey]

1 minute ago, LittleMe Jewell said:

You mean 'douchebad' wasn't specific enough?

/me crosses out about three quarter of her list.

[Selene Gregoire]

6 minutes ago, LittleMe Jewell said:

You mean 'douchebad' wasn't specific enough?

??

STAHP!

[LittleMe Jewell]

9 minutes ago, ChinRey said:

/me crosses out about three quarter of her list.

Only 3/4?  You've got a pretty good list.

[LittleMe Jewell]

1 minute ago, Selene Gregoire said:

STAHP!

My cats are looking at me funny.  Wondering why I'm gasping for air.

[Selene Gregoire]

6 minutes ago, LittleMe Jewell said:

My cats are looking at me funny.  Wondering why I'm gasping for air.

[ChinRey]

16 minutes ago, LittleMe Jewell said:

Only 3/4?  You've got a pretty good list.

I've done some elimination over time. Did I mention that I play the fife? Some lower lifeforms can be quite oversensitive to loud hugh pitched sounds. And then there are some who don't like my burglar alarm imitation.

[kathyparnes1]

Hey don't look at me, but my alt might lol

(it's all for you)

 

Edited November 2, 2018 by kathyparnes1
added extra info

[Love Zhaoying]

Maybe he’s drop dead gorgeous..

 

[Drake1 Nightfire]

55 minutes ago, Selene Gregoire said:

STAHP!

Breath?

/me looks around and whispers, "Would you like to buy an E?"

[Selene Gregoire]

2 minutes ago, Drake1 Nightfire said:

Breath?

/me looks around and whispers, "Would you like to buy an E?"

omg lmao

That meme has been on cheezburger for years. lol

[Drake1 Nightfire]

[Lindal Kidd]

2 hours ago, ChinRey said:

At a fife store of course.

They were on sale.  I got fife of them.