I Am Running For President Of Second Life 2022

[Rolig Loon]

35 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said:

CHOCOLATE CAKE FOR EVERYBODY!

But, but, but, but .... I WANT PIE!

[Scylla Rhiadra]

ME ME ME!!

i wanna bee a Precedent too!!!!

and im BLONNDE! (thats goud rite?)

[Bree Giffen]

5 hours ago, Rat Luv said:

I am now officially standing for the SL Neko Party 🐾

Don't listen to  @AmberJoyBliss! Vote for me. My policies are

1. Replace $L with Catcoin 🤑 https://catcoincrypto.me/

2. Free RL chocolate cake posted to you on your rez day 🎂

3. Cut TP times by 50% 👍

4. Set up a court and get involved in all resident disputes 👨‍⚖️👩‍⚖️

5. Change the company's name to Linden Labs 😎

But when is the election date? 

Sounds like my candidate. I'm a Democat. That's someone who likes cats and won't buy unless there's a demo. 

[Akane Nacht]

Very good. As SL Auditor-General, I shall be reviewing all of your accounts. 

[Maryanne Solo]

Erm..... ^^ Yes ok then, you can be the *cough cough "president"....
We are only vaguely amused though...
You may try harder next time.
Carry on now....

[AmberJoyBliss]

3 hours ago, Sam1 Bellisserian said:

In order for you to "run" for President you need someone to run against. SO...who are the other candidates? If there are none, one vote gets you elected. Seems fishy to me.

I started this by simply stating it and the initial idea was to use a voting board to show backing from the citizens. My plan is the same, to get groups of experts to work out solutions to problems many complain about, and then go to a meeting with LL and provide these solutions well laid out. It would then be me, one from each of the teams and LL folks.
In this meeting, the actual talk would be between the team members and LL, as I do not know tech and such.

However, after seeing the SL Neko Party signing up 💪, be that a joke or not, and The President for Life claiming eternal victory 😎 - Why not just call for all parties to sign up. It is of course a title without any real meaning, but, could be an interesting thing for SL.

I am still doing this plan, so win or lose, I totally agree with you, election without other candidates is pure tyranny. 😇
 

[AmberJoyBliss]

1 hour ago, Akane Nacht said:

Very good. As SL Auditor-General, I shall be reviewing all of your accounts. 

I agree. And, for the sake of transparency, let's keep this dialogue in public.
What are we talking about here exactly? What do you mean by accounts?

[Alwin Alcott]

25 minutes ago, AmberJoyBliss said:

I am still doing this plan, so win or lose,

I declare my region a sovereign and undemocratic dictorial ruled State. There's only one ruler, who has the choice to pick any title from the large collection of state functions. 

 And we don't do State Visits, we don't have enough coffee or cookies.
( be free to run for the mainland .. Belliseria also will be out of question those have Patch and the Moles already)

Edited September 12, 2022 by Alwin Alcott

[AmberJoyBliss]

17 hours ago, Nalates Urriah said:

Are you aware that SL has a governance team?

Your #1 item is provably false. Those that attend the UG meetings know how well or poorly we are listened to. Why aren't you?

Your #2 - Are you aware of the SL JIRA? Do you know it reports time from report to fix? What is the average time for small bug fixes?

#3 - How do you know that? Are you Communist, Socialist, or free market oriented?

#4 - What do you mean "approval" takes too long? How long is too long? How do you know how long it takes on average?

#5 - How do you know this? How can you change it? Are you aware that DMCA is a RL legal matter and the Lab is required by law to respond as they do?

#6 - Yep that happens. What do you propose to do about it?

#7 - Do you know what causes TP failures? Do you have any idea how much work has been done on improving TP? How are you going to get it fixed?

#8 - Why do you think every land owner wants to be part of a single continent? Have you noticed that the Lab is already working to create big flying and sailing areas?

#9 - Tell us how you plan to add more attachment points without lagging SL to death?

#10 - Are you an elitist that wants to exclude people with older computers? If not, how will you improve graphics on older computes without lagging them 1 or 2 FPS?

Don't seem to know much about SL. Why do you think you are qualified?

When will you start asking for campaign funds?

 

((RP aside, you seem to be mimicking RL politicians, so are you doing satire?

To make a bit more SL-real I suggest you start by getting some facts about what the Lab is actually doing. I don't see you at the Linden lead user groups. I don't attend as often as I once did, so I may have missed you. But, how many of those various UG meetings do you attend?))

This is clearly very important to you, given how well you shredded through my entire post so effortlessly, and bringing up many legit points. For this, I feel you you deserve a proper reply. It will take some time as I respect what you have done here and intend to deliver you a worthy reply.

Thank you so kindly for taking the time Nalates.

Wish you all the best until then!

[AmberJoyBliss]

3 hours ago, Scylla Rhiadra said:

ME ME ME!!

i wanna bee a Precedent too!!!!

and im BLONNDE! (thats goud rite?)

Of course it is! And you must join with the BLONNDE party to make this fun. Politics are so boring, we need you in this Scylla! ❤️

[AmberJoyBliss]

17 minutes ago, Alwin Alcott said:

I declare my region a sovereign and undemocratic dictorial ruled State. There's only one ruler, who has the choice to pick any title from the large collection of state functions. 

 And we don't do State Visits, we don't have enough coffee or cookies.
( be free to run for the mainland .. Belliseria also will be out of question those have Patch and the Moles already)

Can I still visit unofficially and bring enough coffee and cookies for everyone? 

[Alwin Alcott]

Just now, AmberJoyBliss said:

Can I still visit unofficially and bring enough coffee and cookies for everyone? 

oh yes of course, ( and there's a tipjar   )

[AmberJoyBliss]

1 hour ago, Maryanne Solo said:

We are only vaguely amused though...

That is unacceptable Maryanne, surely I can embarrass myself to a much higher degree. It is the least I can do for you.

[AmberJoyBliss]

1 minute ago, Alwin Alcott said:

oh yes of course, ( and there's a tipjar   )

That is a deal then Will have to reach into my own pockets to avoid the auditory committee for exposing ties to dictators 😛

[Love Zhaoying]

4 hours ago, bigmoe Whitfield said:

I'm voting for myself.  

I'd vote for you, you're cute and your wiggle is kinda hot when you dance!

[Scylla Rhiadra]

19 minutes ago, AmberJoyBliss said:

Of course it is! And you must join with the BLONNDE party to make this fun. Politics are so boring, we need you in this Scylla! ❤️

wel i voted and then I counted the votes. AND I ONE!!!

i was the onely 1 who got votes sory!! 😔

im verry exited!!!! wat do I get?

[Love Zhaoying]

4 minutes ago, Scylla Rhiadra said:

wel i voted and then I counted the votes. AND I ONE!!!

i was the onely 1 who got votes sory!! 😔

im verry exited!!!! wat do I get?

Congratulations, you're a one'er!!!

[AmberJoyBliss]

2 hours ago, Bree Giffen said:

Sounds like my candidate. I'm a Democat. That's someone who likes cats and won't buy unless there's a demo. 

I may be in the wrong here, but "Democrat," implies that you are from the US. If so, how can there only be two parties in the "parliament" over there? We have 13 over here currently, from almost Communist to pretty much Capitalist Libertarian and the entire range in-between. They do not agree on much, but every 8 years or so, we nudge the majority slightly over the centre between left and right. This is the winning formula for an incredibly well country over here.

[Rat Luv]

2 hours ago, Akane Nacht said:

Very good. As SL Auditor-General, I shall be reviewing all of your accounts. 

I am afraid I must resign from the SL Neko Party and withdraw my campaign 😬🤫

[Love Zhaoying]

1 hour ago, AmberJoyBliss said:

the initial idea was to use a voting board to show backing from the citizens.

Can we have the SLURL to your voting board?

[AmberJoyBliss]

Just now, Rat Luv said:

I am afraid I must resign from the SL Neko Party and withdraw my campaign 😬🤫

No! It was you who initiated the debate on this becoming real elections. You must now regain your posture and get back into the fight Rat Luv! Don't worry, I will keep them occupied. That other job will keep the media in a constant cycle of shocking scandals.

[Love Zhaoying]

2 minutes ago, Rat Luv said:

I am afraid I must resign from the SL Neko Party and withdraw my campaign 😬🤫

Does that mean Rat is Neko fud again?

[Love Zhaoying]

4 hours ago, Sam1 Bellisserian said:

Seems fishy to me.

Maybe she is in the "Fish Party"? OP is Joy..and like the song says, "Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea, Joy to you and me."

[AmberJoyBliss]

2 minutes ago, Love Zhaoying said:

Can we have the SLURL to your voting board?

It is coming very soon. Seeing that people now want a real election with more choices, I am considering that board to be a support board instead. Only in SL can you get this idea on a Saturday and the community then evolves it into true democracy in a single day from posting this here. All the more reason to fight hard to help SL thrive as the greatest meta verse to date.

Thank you for that nudge Love, time to get this done even faster now.

[bigmoe Whitfield]

23 minutes ago, Love Zhaoying said:

I'd vote for you, you're cute and your wiggle is kinda hot when you dance!

Be on the lookout for cuter and better wiggles soon.  Campaign promise, well my Campaign.  Moe 2024!