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You guys are all looking beyond beautiful. :heart:

I haven't taken any photos for a while since I'm selling my PC and I hadn't had much luck taking good shots on my Mac, but I tried the Mac version of Dolphin Viewer recently and have been so happy with the results. These are just raw shots without editing:

 

panther_falls.jpg

 

panther_arrow.jpg

 

Oh yes; Gail and I joined a Panther tribe recently, hence less clothing and more weaponry. :smileyvery-happy:

 

 

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Saraya Starr wrote:


valerie Inshan wrote:

Say Baaaaaaaahggg!!!
:D
:P

 

That is one hell of a bag you got there Val :smileyvery-happy:  Planning a trip?
;)

Lol Sara, this sheep bag cracked me up so much I had to get it! :D

Loving your picture here and kudos to the one you posted in the "lights & shadows" one. Wonderful shots!

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Ko, command shift 4 is another way i take shots on a mac sometime.  

Command, SHift 4 and then mouse over what you want.   Goes to desktop and most of the time the picture is larger than 2048 so has to be pulled back a little.

cool comp.

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puppy love.jpeg

 

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My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: 

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night.. whether you're here or not."
 

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*** A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''****

 

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I don’t understand those Facebook couples that fight and a minute later they change their relationship status to “single”

I fight with my parents, you don’t see me changing my status to ” orphan”****

 

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Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.

One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy,
he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.
The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."

*****

 

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valerie Inshan wrote:

Neal, here is what my life looks since Ajja left. Not very glamour huh; cant even remember last time I danced a couple dance... 

Maybe this on, lonl, long ago...

ajja&val.jpg

And that is now. :smileysad:

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Aww Val :( hugs you tight  , I know it's not the same as having someone to be with. But you have so many who love you here :heart: 

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Saraya Starr wrote:


valerie Inshan wrote:

Neal, here is what my life looks since Ajja left. Not very glamour huh; cant even remember last time I danced a couple dance... 

Maybe this on, lonl, long ago...

ajja&val.jpg

And that is now. :smileysad:

in vain.jpg


Aww Val
:(
hugs you tight  , I know it's not the same as having someone to be with. But you have so many who love you here :heart: 

Exactly!

Well put Sara :)

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