Post favorite meems.quotes,sayings,cartoons,jokes,serious,funny,insight,etc

[roseelvira]

This is one of the best ...when going through problems ,look  at the hope and the light  ,,,,,, pain /problems  will come and go    depending on how much of your life and precious time you  allow  it to steal from you ,,, if you turn no around it  spells the word on ,,, so no is a move on there is the answer ahead never stay stuck ,,,,

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[roseelvira]

 

 

[roseelvira]

[Marigold Devin]

These are my favourite current ones. 

 

[Amina Sopwith]

I must admit I liked this one. Sorry, UK cultural reference.

 

[Dano Seale]

"When your only tool is a hammer, you tend to look at every problem as a nail" -Abraham Maslov
"Be the casino, not the gambler."
“How come things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?” - Homer Simpson
"Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future". – Oscar Wilde
“I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.”—Robin Williams
"Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones." -Marcus Aurelius
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it" - Groucho Marx
“No dumb bastard ever won a war by going out and dying for his country. He won it by making some other dumb bastard die for his country.” - George S. Patton 1943
"If you're going through hell, keep going" -Winston Churchill
I only drink champagne on two occasions, when I am in love, and when I am not. - Coco Channel (Reminds me of Scylla for some reason! lol)
"Years of love have been forgot, in the hatred of a minute" - Edgar Allan Poe
Life is hard. It’s harder if you’re stupid. - John Wayne
“To be is to do”—Socrates.

“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre.

“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra.

"I would rather remain silent and be thought of a fool, then to open my mouth and remove all doubt."-Samuel Clemens
“Whether you think you can or whether you think you can’t, you’re right.” -Henry Ford
“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as the exploited proletariat but temporarily embarrassed millionaires.” -John Steinbeck
It's a dog-eat-dog world and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear- Norm from "Cheers"
...and finally:
"How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard" -Winnie The Pooh!
 

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[Amina Sopwith]

Look, a kitten.
 

Edited April 19, 2020 by Amina Sopwith

[TDD123]

2 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said:

I do not find this relatable. 

Agreed. Not being able to distinguish between push or pull doesn' t make you female, but a liability waiting to happen ..

[Marigold Devin]

Although this video shows part of a series that was on UK TV called "Very British Problems", some things might be relatable to other country folk. In this time of lockdown for all of us though, this particular episode has lost it's relevance. Perhaps. (I still try to avoid the man who cleans the post office, and a particular little man who walks his dog every day for reasons I will not go into here.)

 

 

[roseelvira]

 

 

 

i am female and i have done that  ,,, trying to do  keep a little one   from  trying  to crawl out of the stroller as you are trying to navigate to get into the bathroom  as the child needed   to have a diaper changed ,,, yes this does happen .... and note at that time the diaper bag strap just broke so it was a bit of a chaos ,  

Edited April 19, 2020 by roseelvira

[Amina Sopwith]

13 minutes ago, TDD123 said:

Agreed. Not being able to distinguish between push or pull doesn' t make you female, but a liability waiting to happen ..

I also happen to be pretty good at mental arithmetic. 

[Marigold Devin]

18 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said:

I do not find this relatable. 

 

16 minutes ago, TDD123 said:

Agreed. Not being able to distinguish between push or pull doesn' t make you female, but a liability waiting to happen ..

While I do not find this pull push thing a gender-specific issue, I can certainly relate to it. And yes, no doubt some of us are a liability waiting to happen  Some days I cannot even get my avatar to get through a door without it closing firmly on my face before I quite succeed!  

 

[Amina Sopwith]

Just now, Marigold Devin said:

 

While I do not find this pull push thing a gender-specific issue, I can certainly relate to it. And yes, no doubt some of us are a liability waiting to happen  Some days I cannot even get my avatar to get through a door without it closing firmly on my face before I quite succeed!  

 

I have to say that I do wish they wouldn't put handles on doors that are supposed to be pushed. I don't do this (or almost any of the other things on that list), but it does seem to be a design flaw that invites the wrong action.

[Marigold Devin]

Back to current favourite memes.

 

 

 

 

[roseelvira]

 

 

[Eggy UwU]

Just gonna leave this here for the #memes. There are some good ones.

[Jordan Whitt]

Gotta love Crowley!

[roseelvira]

[LittleMe Jewell]

3 hours ago, TDD123 said:

3 hours ago, roseelvira said:

i am female and i have done that  ,,, trying to do  keep a little one  trying  from  trying  crawl out of the stroller as you are trying to navigate to get into the bathroom  as theh child need to have a diaper changed ,,, yes this does happen .... and note at that time the diaper bag strap just broke so it was a bit of a chaos ,  

Political meme

You just HAD to go there, huh?

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[Lyssa Greymoon]

[LyricalBookworm]

"Isn't it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it yet?"

- Anne Shirley (Anne Of Green Gables by L.M. Montgomery)