All the Women on the Forum Are Trying to Steal My New Boyfriend, and I Don't Know What to Do!!

[Lindal Kidd]

28 minutes ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

All? All??!! All???!!!

Plplplplplplplplpl.

With a few...inflammatory exceptions.

[Madelaine McMasters]

6 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said:

With a few...inflammatory exceptions.

...pours root beer on you.

[Selene Gregoire]

10 minutes ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

...pours root beer on you.

What is wrong with you? Root beer isn't flammable! 

[Snugs McMasters]

10 minutes ago, Selene Gregoire said:

What is wrong with you(Maddy)?

I have neither the time, nor the words, to explain.

[Selene Gregoire]

10 minutes ago, Snugs McMasters said:

I have neither the time, nor the words, to explain.

Here. Have one on me.

[Madelaine McMasters]

37 minutes ago, Selene Gregoire said:

48 minutes ago, Snugs McMasters said:

I have neither the time, nor the words, to explain.

Here. Have one on me.

...drinks both of them.

[Selene Gregoire]

Just now, Madelaine McMasters said:

...drinks both of them.

Bogart.

[Love Zhaoying]

34 minutes ago, Selene Gregoire said:

Here. Have one on me.

Is a rootbeer float “on you” like a “body shot”? I’m in!

[Love Zhaoying]

Just now, Selene Gregoire said:

Bogart.

DON’T “bogart” that yoint, my friend..

[Selene Gregoire]

Just now, Love Zhaoying said:

Is a rootbeer float “on you” like a “body shot”? I’m in!

Only if you want a 6' 3" 250lb MacLeod breathing down your neck. 

[Love Zhaoying]

12 minutes ago, Selene Gregoire said:

Only if you want a 6' 3" 250lb MacLeod breathing down your neck. 

Sounds like a party!

[Selene Gregoire]

14 minutes ago, Love Zhaoying said:

Sounds like a party!

You'd be the snacks. 

 

[Love Zhaoying]

Just now, Selene Gregoire said:

You'd be the snacks. 

 

Quote from the “Lion King”, between Timba and Pumba:

”What’s eating Simba?”

”Nothing, he’s at the top of the food chain!”

[Clover Jinx]

1 hour ago, Selene Gregoire said:

Here. Have one on me.

*licks Selene*

1 hour ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

...drinks both of them.

*whispers* You're doing it wrong

[Clover Jinx]

4 hours ago, Lindal Kidd said:

Kly, the boyfriend isn't hidden, exactly.  We just can't mention his name because of forum rules.  This hilarious post from Scylla is responding to, or riffing off of, a development in the "Lines that Annoy You Most" thread, in which some (unnamed) person spammed all the women in the thread with the same come-on IM in world.

Do keep up, dear!

Did Rhonda post in that thread?? *growls* You all may soon have one very ex-boyfriend.

Earl's gotta die!

[Madelaine McMasters]

5 minutes ago, Clover Jinx said:

*licks Selene*

*whispers* You're doing it wrong

I know, but I get the certainty of two root beer floats.

[Clover Jinx]

1 minute ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

I know, but I get the certainty of two root beer floats.

*dumps the other on herself* Better??

[Madelaine McMasters]

1 minute ago, Clover Jinx said:

*dumps the other on herself* Better??

Better? You're "trying to get me killed"*!

*yes

Edited November 3, 2018 by Madelaine McMasters

[Clover Jinx]

Just now, Madelaine McMasters said:

Better? You're trying to get me killed!

She's out of town!

[Madelaine McMasters]

Just now, Clover Jinx said:

She's out of town!

...swoons.

[Scylla Rhiadra]

6 minutes ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

...swoons.

You do this a lot, I've noticed.

[Madelaine McMasters]

2 minutes ago, Scylla Rhiadra said:

You do this a lot, I've noticed.

Not enough Scylla. Not enough.

[Love Zhaoying]

2 minutes ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

Not enough Scylla. Not enough.

Can we watch?

[Scylla Rhiadra]

2 minutes ago, Love Zhaoying said:

Can we watch?

 

You mean that you haven't been, all this while?

[Love Zhaoying]

2 minutes ago, Scylla Rhiadra said:

You mean that you haven't been, all this while?

Only with side-eye.