don't need help for a paper i'm not writing for a university i'm not attending.

[Bouttime Whybrow]

hi, i am an unstudent unwriting a non paper for a class i am not attending.

any non feedback would be greatly appreciated.

thank you in advance for contributing nothing.

[Janelle Darkstone]

"Contributing nothing" is my specialty!

(Where do I not sign up?  I brought crayons!)

[Ceka Cianci]

"opens the door popping her head in looking around the thread"

0>o  0v0  o<0

I could have sworn i heard voices in here....

*closes the door"

[Bouttime Whybrow]

all you have to do is not send me an IM and i'll be more than happy not to interview you.

[Janelle Darkstone]

Okay... okay, I lied.  I didn't bring any crayons.  But that doesn't mean I can't not contribute to this... wait, that came out wrong.  I didn't mean it that way!  That's not what I meant!  Wait, waitwaitwait can we start over?

Hi!  I brought crayons!

[Celestiall Nightfire]

Well, fine.

Because, if you were writing a dissertation, or thesis, I would have to ask you to share your future income with me, as I would have contributed to your acquisition of a degree, by doing your research for you.  

So, carry on.... 

[Bouttime Whybrow]

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Ceka Cianci wrote:

"opens the door popping her head in looking around the thread"

0>o  0v0  o<0

I could have sworn i heard voices in here....

*closes the door"

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Don't be concerned, it will not harm you

It's only me pursuing somethin' I'm not sure of.

[Bree Giffen]

I have a sudden urge to answer a lot of intrusive questions. But I can't with this nonsurvey!

[Bouttime Whybrow]

thank you so much for your lack of input, it's precisely what i need.

and of course i'll be glad to share any of the accumulated data not gathered here.

[Perrie Juran]

/me takes the unwanted business reply mail envelope, stuffs some other unwanted ad mail in it, licks the envelope and puts it out for the mailman to pick up.

[Bouttime Whybrow]

lol! i'm actually going to do that!

[Knowl Paine]

I'd like to start by saying, "you're welcome in advance", if that's even possible, and thank you, for thanking me in advance prior to me even agreeing to not help you. 

The last thing you should do first is nothing. That will help to get started on finishing the ending. Before you know it, you won't even be started. 

On the same side note, you could try to let go of all things you're not holding onto. 

I hope that this doesn't help to clear things down.  

[Bouttime Whybrow]

this thread is really shaping up into something that will help no one a great deal.

 

[Alicia Sautereau]

Finally something usefull i can contribute to:

*facepalm*

[161488303349]

do we get paid for unhelping? or is this unvoluntary?

[Kelli May]

I'm happy to contibute nothing, and I'll be pleased to not complete any surveys you haven't written. I've failed to IM you about the interview I won't be giving. If you could not send back a notecard to confirm you don't want to meet me, I'll leave you out of my diary.

[Bouttime Whybrow]

if the quality of nothing is of sufficient quantity i would consider not paying anything at all.

so yes it is possible not to get paid either a lot or a little.

[Perrie Juran]

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Bouttime Whybrow wrote:

lol! i'm actually going to do that!

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Sometimes I get creative.  The Republican party gets pictures of Obama, The Democrats get pictures of Ron Paul, PETA gets pictures of my meat...........

</threadjack>

[Bouttime Whybrow]

don't consider it done. i'm glad we are finally on a different page. lets just say we disagree to agree.

i get the feeling i don't know you, maybe we went to different schools together?

[161488303349]

then i would be happy to provide insufficient quality in a helpful way so that i might receive undue compensation

[MoiselleErin Teardrop]

Christ of Christs, how many students are gonna come in and do some study about SL?

 

[Tari Landar]

The credit card companies tend to get a lot of my junk mail.

So do religious organizations that send me crap.

I figure why waste all the waste they've already created making those wasteful notices, when I can put that waste to good use, right?

It would be nice if my lovely little presents lead to them not sending me more wasteful junk I don't want and they never should have created in the first place. But that's not the case. I've been doing it for years. My dad taught me that trick when I was a kid

 

[MasoDevotina]

I am always glad to not help you in doing nothing.

I didn't answer the questions you didn't ask in the nonexistant survey and hope it will be no help when you unwrite your paper.

/me drinks a coffee to calm down after not completing this nonwork

[ConvergentDynamicsReplican]

Bueller.... Bueller..... Bueller....

[ConvergentDynamicsReplican]

PS Are there any inworld educational institutions left to inquire at first, perhaps?

 

Over.

 

Out.