Annie Nova

Thank you so much Stephanie! When I go inworld, I'll look for their group.

Omgosh! I may have to abandon my genus head for this one! I am totally in love with it! I haven't gotten in yet and I'm glad it's until the 24th. Kaya looks perfect! Thanks for sharing this! Oh! Is there a way to join the group before I get there? I'm assuming this is at their main store, correct?

I stopped at a fast-food restaurant recently. I was fascinated by a sign which offered Fat-Free French Fries. I decided to give them a try. I was dismayed when the clerk pulled a basket of fries from the fryer, which was dripping with fat. He filled a bag with these fries and put them in my order. "Just a minute!" I said. "Those aren't fat-free." "Yes, they are. We only charge for the potatoes . . . the fat is free!

I also got notifications for posts that were posted around the same time. I was like WTH?? and from posts where the topic had been closed. LOL

Grandpa always said when one door closes, another one opens... Great man, horrible cabinet maker.

I forgot how to link my wishlist. lol

Body looks ok, but is it just me or do the hands and feet look freakishly huge?????

When the wise company president learned that his employees were tanking upon no-trace vodka martinis during their lunch hours, he issued the following memo: To all employees; If you must drink during you lunch hours, please drink whiskey. It is better for our customers to know you're drunk than to think you're stupid.

After being married for 25 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her carefully, then said, 'You are A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.' 'What does that mean?' she asked suspiciously. He said, 'Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot!' She beamed at him happily and said: 'Oh, that's so lovely! But what about I, J and K?' 'I'm Just Kidding!' (The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctors are fairly optimistic about saving his genitals).

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone on the forums!

Once a woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear mommy say," the woman answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

Now I'm curious as all get out, can I get a PM for the LM also?? Please!

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table. The wife asks, "Do you know her?" "Yes," sighs the husband, "she's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God!" says the wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do later and with whom. I give them pictures of my family, my dog and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch and doing what anybody and everybody does every day. I also listen to their conversations, give them the "thumbs up" and tell them I like them. And it works just like Facebook! I already have four people following me: two police officers, a private investigator and a psychiatrist.

Where is this outfit from, please?

I don't know, maybe it's just me, but the hands look huge. My first body was slink but I never felt comfortable in it. I think I'll stick with my Maitreya. It's who I am and this new body doesn't have a petite breast so I think I'll pass.

Dear Monday: I want to break up. I am seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sorry. It’s not me — it’s you

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!' The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So, I looked around my house to see things I started, and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreo's, a pot of coffee, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Saltines, and a box of Godiva Chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

Well, good for you

And when you get banned for doing something against the TOS because you didn't have time to read it, you'll be the first one in here crying "omg, how could they ban me??" nuff said. i'm done.

You know that you're a really boring person when someone steals your identity and then tries to give it back.

A man and woman were married for many years...whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life! Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. Then one evening, he died when he was 98. After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life? The wife said, " Let him dig. I had him buried upside down...and I know he won't ask for directions.

To Touch Your Soul I am so glad you came into my life. I am so glad that you allowed my soul to touch yours. For in touching your soul, I have touched the very essence of who you are. By allowing me into your private world, you have shown me your true inner self. For allowing me behind your wall, I have seen the wonder of your love. And in seeing that wonder, I am amazed and in awe of who you are. The depth of your caring and the intensity of your love is something I had only dreamed of finding and of knowing. Your soul reached out and embraced mine, pulling it close, healing it with its magic, Seeking to hold if only for a short time, the tenderness that is you. I took a chance knowing that time is so fleeting and so fragile. To touch, to feel, to be a part of something so wonderful and so magnificent as your love humbles me. For in touching your soul, I have learned and I have grown. Annie Nova Duncan