Storm Clarence Posted March 6, 2011 Author Share Posted March 6, 2011 I, for one, love girly threads. I am a male heterosexual - who like girls alot!I like girly girls. I like strong girls. I like all girls.I am attracted to 'girly threads' because I learn the things that are important to sustaining a meaning relationship e.g., decanting dresses, facelights, prim dresses, makeup, etc. These are important issues. Did you ever tell a woman that you think her dress is decanting? Did you ever ask a girl avatar why her legs look like chop sticks instead of legs? No way right? She will never talk to you again. I learn about these things when I read girly threads. So, tell me: what are some of the other things guys should *never* say to a girl? Let's girly talk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Clarence Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Welcomes all opinions on whether this should be moved to AVATAR - after all we are talking about avatars . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venus Petrov Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 If asked 'Do the lips on this skin look better than on the skin I usually wear?' DO NOT ANSWER! Rather, a reply such as 'Your lips are delicious on any skin.' will do wonders to soothe the female angst over her appearance, her reluctance to experiment and modify it a bit in your presence and still remain a wonder in your eyes. Since this is a griLy thread, I'll include a girLy pic! Yes, this is most definately an Avatar subforum topic! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suella Ember Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Storm Clarence wrote: So, tell me: what are some of the other things guys should *never* say to a girl? “Is it that time of the month?” I mean seriously ... you might be right, which should make you realise it's definitely not a good thing to say! :smileymad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caitlin Tobias Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Storm Clarence wrote: So, tell me: what are some of the other things guys should *never* say to a girl? Let's girly talk! "What a lovely dress, my mother used to have one like that when I was a kid.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigmund Leominster Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Storm Clarence wrote: Welcomes all opinions on whether this should be moved to AVATAR - after all we are talking about avatars . I have a sneaking suspicion - nay, a modest conviction - that ANY thread will become OFF TOPIC after, say, 20 posts. What starts off as "Where can I get in some really cool shoes?" in AVATAR turns into "That thieving bitch uses Red Zone and I say we should ban ALL furries" - which should qualify for "move to OFF TOPIC." Similarly, the thread "Where can I have a fun night out" moves very quickly to "...and you can also dismember and eat other avatars.." by post 7 - and BAM!... away it goes to OFF TOPIC. Old posts never die; they just move to OFF TOPIC. My conviction is based on the simple and quickly demonstrable observation that the essence of all human communication is the speed with which topics change. Honestly, who goes to the pub and spend 3 hours talking about the beer? Sorry, now what was the original post...??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigmund Leominster Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Suella Ember wrote: “Is it that time of the month?” I mean seriously ... you might be right, which should make you realise it's definitely not a good thing to say! :smileymad: Aww, Suella, you're only saying that because it's that time of month.... (/me tries real hard to dislodge the foot he finds jammed in his mouth...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZennyRose Balhaus Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 If a girl asks ..Does My Bum Look big in this????? Never say Yes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cato Badger Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Are you *really* a girl? It's funny, because the opposite has the same effect, ie, Are you *really* a guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Clarence Posted March 6, 2011 Author Share Posted March 6, 2011 Would you tell a girl her facelight is brighter than she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Torvalar Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 You sound as though you agree with the adage that "The road to a woman's heart runs past Moody Shoes." In that vein (hehe), never tall a woman "Those shoes make you look like you have elephantiasis." PS This is off topic therefore should stay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cato Badger Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 My favourite unchatup line was from someone who told me I was almost clever enough to be a guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigmund Leominster Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 ZenCho Balhaus wrote: If a girl asks ..Does My Bum Look big in this????? Never say Yes But I thought all women loved honesty? If it looks like she's second-cousin to Quasimodo back there, wouldn't it be a kindness to bring it to her attention? Why, last time my good friend said "Does my butt look big?" I distinctly remember being candid and... Oh wait, good point ZenCho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venus Petrov Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Storm Clarence wrote: Would you tell a girl her facelight is brighter than she? That would be very direct. Another approach would be 'If only I could turn down the lighting on my viewer...I would be able to see your lovely face in a more natural light.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Clarence Posted March 6, 2011 Author Share Posted March 6, 2011 Sigmund Leominster wrote: Storm Clarence wrote: Welcomes all opinions on whether this should be moved to AVATAR - after all we are talking about avatars . Honestly, who goes to the pub and spend 3 hours talking about the beer? We spend hours talking about the head. /me loves Belgium ale for that reason. Outstanding head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigmund Leominster Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Storm Clarence wrote: /me loves Belgium ale for that reason. Outstanding head. Who is Belgium Ale and would you mind if I were to IM her? (/me couldn't resist that entendre!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags Indigo Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Cato Badger wrote: My favourite unchatup line was from someone who told me I was almost clever enough to be a guy. That must have been very reassuring for you :smileyhappy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags Indigo Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Storm Clarence wrote:<snip> I like girly girls. I like strong girls. I like all girls. Me too :smileywink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cato Badger Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 @Mags: Well, it *was* Pep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildcat Furse Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 we are always right, don't forget this..... *meows* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhonda Huntress Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Hmmm, let me think .... Never claim to be a "Professional Student" or a "Student of Life" or any other silly euphemisms for being a jobless drifter. Storm, wouldn't you rather like to know what you SHOULD say? Like complimenting her sense of style. No, "you're sexy" is not the same thing. Compliment her on her taste of clothing. Tell her it is refreshing to see someone who does not look like all those other tramps. (But don't use the word tramp because you really need to avoid being negative) and above all else be confident and honest. If you can fake sincerity you are golden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Socke Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Storm Clarence wrote: Would you tell a girl her facelight is brighter than she? :smileyvery-happy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Clarence Posted March 6, 2011 Author Share Posted March 6, 2011 Rhonda Huntress wrote: Hmmm, let me think .... Never claim to be a "Professional Student" or a "Student of Life" or any other silly euphemisms for being a jobless drifter. Storm, wouldn't you rather like to know what you SHOULD say? Like complimenting her sense of style. No, "you're sexy" is not the same thing. Compliment her on her taste of clothing. Tell her it is refreshing to see someone who does not look like all those other tramps. (But don't use the word tramp because you really need to avoid being negative) and above all else be confident and honest. If you can fake sincerity you are golden. Rhonda, I am the perfect gentleman; a man of the world; a ladies man; a mans man: a manly man. I have lived in this forum for a long time - I KNOW how to talk to the ladies (and some men, too) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaoBella Mirabella Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 If your in a relationship NEVER EVER Tell her "WOW Your best friend is sooo Sexy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quinn Morani Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Sigmund Leominster wrote: I have a sneaking suspicion - nay, a modest conviction - that ANY thread will become OFF TOPIC after, say, 20 posts. I hereby officially dub this "Sigmund's First Law of Forum Off-Topicness." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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