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  1. Madelaine McMasters
    Like @Ayashe Ninetails, I was at popular BDSM place years ago and saw, from a distance, a woman chained to a post in the middle of the square. Her profile stated that she loved strawberries, always and everywhere. It also showed we'd not be a good fit. That was of no concern as her passion for strawberries got my attention. I quickly TPed to Ivory Tower and searched marketplace for strawberries. I found one that came in a pack of several sizes, bought it, unpacked it, donned my full body transparent skin and then wore a strawberry the size of a UPS truck. I returned to the BDSM place and approached her. She was greatly amused, and we had a lovely chat during which I gave her all the other sizes of strawberries. I never saw her again, but we both enjoyed the encounter.
  2. Madelaine McMasters
    It's not uncommon to hear that from people around me.
  3. Madelaine McMasters
    When I'm out and about as my li'l devil with my terrifying glowing trident, I might walk up close to someone who's profile interests me and and, in IM, emote... Madelaine McMasters: stabs you a little I don't think that's ever gone wrong. I drop escalating absurdity. When a profile reveals a sense of humor, I'll grab something I see there or in the circumstance and run with it.
  4. Madelaine McMasters
    Several times during my marriage, when my ex-hubby was working late and I wasn't, I left a trail of clothing and lingerie from the garage entrance through the house to our bedroom. The trail would look something like this: A pair of black heels on the mat just inside the door, a blazer on the chair in the laundry, a scarf hanging on the laundry door knob, leading to the kitchen, a blouse and one filled wine glass on the island and a single black seamed stocking draped over a chair back, a black bra hanging from the fridge handle, a skirt and a pair of black panties on the floor between the kitchen and foyer, a lone red heel on the foyer runner, near the front door, a red bra and a nude stocking draped over the handrail at the bottom of the stairs. a lone red heel, midway up the stairs, a pair of red panties on the top step, a black garter belt with one black stocking still attached, hanging from the hallway handrail at the top of the stairs a nude stocking and bra hanging from the bedroom doorknob I'd be in bed, peering out from under the covers, wearing absolutely nothing... except the pink nightmare suit from "Christmas Story". I too much enjoy the unwrapping process.
  5. Madelaine McMasters
    https://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/2022/04/turns-out-its-a-yeti-*****.html
  6. Madelaine McMasters
    I use them as pizza crusts, too.
  7. Madelaine McMasters
    I roll the spaghetti in the tortilla and warm it up. Then I unroll and add the lettuce and maybe some dressing. It's a handheld spaghetti dinner!
  8. Madelaine McMasters
    Then we're not talking about meeeeee!
  9. Madelaine McMasters
    I typically can't stand the tortilla reheated either. The sauces tend to make it semi-mushy. For those reasons, I seldom ever put lettuce in burritos and if I put one in the fridge to save for later, I tend to scrape all the innards into a bowl and toss the tortilla. I don't put the innards into the tortilla until just before eating it. It's hard to cook for one, so I par-cook the guts, then put some in the freezer in little plastic tubs and some in the fridge in little pyrex bowls. I've always got fresh romaine in the fridge and low-carb tortillas in the pantry. When I'm hungry, I just grab a tortilla, open the fridge door and see what will fit inside it. That can be burrito guts, left over stir fry, sauerkraut and swiss cheese, or even spaghetti. ETA: Spaghetti with marinara and romaine in a tortilla works well for me.
  10. Madelaine McMasters
    That might be good on white rice. I'll need a different bottle.
  11. Madelaine McMasters
    Overwhelmed by "too many options". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Paradox_of_Choice
  12. Madelaine McMasters
    I kept my maiden name when I married, which saved a lot of hassle when I got divorced. So, Mr. McMasters would be Dad. Of the people you listed, he's actually the most likely to recommend something absurd. Since he's gone, I must seek the absurd on my own. ...puts her feet back in the tub full of Listerine, and wonders if she should pour it back into the bottle when she's done.
  13. Madelaine McMasters
    ...quickly pulls her feet out of the tub of Listerine and shakes her head "no".
  14. Madelaine McMasters
    ...wonders if she's been using the Kelvin scale herself.
  15. Madelaine McMasters
    I'm having difficult with all delivery services. I've watched packages take whirlwind tours of the US on both UPS and FedEx, too.
  16. Madelaine McMasters
    Mea culpa.
  17. Madelaine McMasters
    When I see stratospheric IQ claims, I imagine they're using the Kelvin scale.
  18. Madelaine McMasters
    Fluffy, if I ever give birth to another 23 octopi, you’re more than welcome to TP over and stomp on me. Killing them right then and there has got to be better than trying to keep them from eating each other.
  19. Madelaine McMasters
    Honestly, for as much as I agree with you, do you have any idea how this pains my fiery little soul? ...runs off to set other things on fire.
  20. Madelaine McMasters
    Yep, he released Alien Song in 1999. That got Pixar's attention and he was hired a year later.
  21. Madelaine McMasters
    ...swoons!
  22. Madelaine McMasters
    Nice trolling, You literally just posted word for word what you disagreed with in my post. 😂 https://blog.velocitymedia.agency/bold-italics-and-underlines-how-to-use-them-effectively
  23. Madelaine McMasters
    Me, too! I don't disclose it anymore because I'm tired of explaining why I didn't do more with my life.
  24. Madelaine McMasters
    Mac has been living with me for two days. I'm sinking into those instincts, Rowan. ...goes looking for her big stock pot.
  25. Madelaine McMasters
    If I'm not mistaken, that's Sid climbing the hill and ultimately knocking Quartz and Dyna off the box. I thought I could mine their internal strife for my own nefarious purposes, but they seem to reunite at the end. Damn, damn, damn, this is gonna be harder than I expected.
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