SodaGnome

Your mother resembled Yoda so I avoided her and played nintendo racing.

working on sl video

My girlfriends resembled pterosaurs so I avoided them and played nintendo racing.

I had to google Pterosaurs to continue as I had no idea what they were... My girlfriends rode pterosaurs so I married them and went dragon racing..

Forty-eight tacos were stolen so I chugged Tecate and went to McDonalds.

Busking in London

Forty-Eight tacos were left, so they temp-rezzed pepto-bismol and smoked the forty-ninth.

I made money playing a female stripper when I first started SL but that was long time ago before "voice" became a thing. Then I made a lot of money, around 200,000 lindens, buying and selling the breedable meeroos. They were crazy popular for about 2 years then the market slowly crashed. I think they had about 20,000 members in their group back then. It was a lot of work though. I went to meeroo auctions 2 or 3 times a day everyday. The auctions could last 2 hours each. I would guess you can still make money in breedables if you can find a popular one and know what you are doing. I don't know if there are any myself. I am a broke homeless hobo now trying to break into the live music scene. Oh people who sing live get 4000 lindens for an hour show... if you can sing that is good way to make money!

Fifty surrealists were nonplussed so they temp-rezzed the gallery and crashed the Titanic.

Fifty hippopotamuses were hungry so they occupied the Titanic and barbecued a feast.

Finished a SL movie and ate too many blueberries.

Santa Claus was transgender so she propositioned a millennial and received a bitcoin.

Saintly Buddha was triggered so he converted a nun and received absolution.

How do you get those? Lifting something heavy?

I had this for dinner... guess I'll cook some broccoli tomorrow to make up for it.

Man I gotta check back more often. Saintly Gnome was triggered so he napalmed a politician and received accolades.

The 2 minute mark of this video shows maybe why some furries got a bad reputation:

Soda Gnome was tired so he caught a unicorn and warmed it.

You can only change 2! I'll start... The Cat was hungry so he caught a bird and ate it.

Yea other games let u make multiple avatars on one account like Warcraft.

The old log out and back in!

Gnomes are pretty discriminated against.

Oh wait I was looking at my plus button thingee.... my post count is higher 72

I like french pop music too