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Madelaine McMasters wrote:


Kwakkelde Kwak wrote:


Madelaine McMasters wrote:

Are there any left?

I think most are right.

I know they often escort those on the right, but can we be sure that's also their persuasion?

Might they be from the left, and nefarious?

You doing anything this evening?

;-)

For the right price I'm up to anything, this evening or what's left of it. I'll swing from left to right and might even twist.

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Dillon Levenque wrote:


Kwakkelde Kwak wrote:


 

For the right price I'm up to anything, this evening or what's left of it. I'll swing from left to right and
might even twist.

 

Uh huh. Meet up with Maddy and there's a good chance you might do just that. In the wind. Exercise caution.

I'm not much of an outdoors person, I might pass this time.

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Kwakkelde Kwak wrote:


Dillon Levenque wrote:


Kwakkelde Kwak wrote:


 

For the right price I'm up to anything, this evening or what's left of it. I'll swing from left to right and
might even twist.

 

Uh huh. Meet up with Maddy and there's a good chance you might do just that. In the wind. Exercise caution.

I'm not much of an outdoors person, I might pass this time.

Maddy has a fire pit in her living room.  I suggest asbetos soled shoes should you venture there.

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Perrie Juran wrote:


Kwakkelde Kwak wrote:


Dillon Levenque wrote:


Kwakkelde Kwak wrote:


 

For the right price I'm up to anything, this evening or what's left of it. I'll swing from left to right and
might even twist.

 

Uh huh. Meet up with Maddy and there's a good chance you might do just that. In the wind. Exercise caution.

I'm not much of an outdoors person, I might pass this time.

Maddy has a fire pit in her living room.  I suggest asbetos soled shoes should you venture there.

Any idea where I can buy those? Preferrably a bit stylish?

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Kwakkelde Kwak wrote:


Perrie Juran wrote:


Kwakkelde Kwak wrote:


Dillon Levenque wrote:


Kwakkelde Kwak wrote:


 

For the right price I'm up to anything, this evening or what's left of it. I'll swing from left to right and
might even twist.

 

Uh huh. Meet up with Maddy and there's a good chance you might do just that. In the wind. Exercise caution.

I'm not much of an outdoors person, I might pass this time.

Maddy has a fire pit in her living room.  I suggest asbetos soled shoes should you venture there.

Any idea where I can buy those? Preferrably a bit stylish?

Coming to your front door soon!!!!  Wet reed soled sandals included!

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KarenMichelle Lane wrote:


Kwakkelde Kwak wrote:


Perrie Juran wrote:


Kwakkelde Kwak wrote:


Dillon Levenque wrote:


Kwakkelde Kwak wrote:


 

For the right price I'm up to anything, this evening or what's left of it. I'll swing from left to right and
might even twist.

 

Uh huh. Meet up with Maddy and there's a good chance you might do just that. In the wind. Exercise caution.

I'm not much of an outdoors person, I might pass this time.

Maddy has a fire pit in her living room.  I suggest asbetos soled shoes should you venture there.

Any idea where I can buy those? Preferrably a bit stylish?

Coming to your front door soon!!!!  Wet reed soled sandals included!

Volcano Worship.jpg


In truth, I fear the sacrifice would be totally Kwak.

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Kwakkelde Kwak wrote:


Madelaine McMasters wrote:


Kwakkelde Kwak wrote:


Madelaine McMasters wrote:

Are there any left?

I think most are right.

I know they often escort those on the right, but can we be sure that's also their persuasion?

Might they be from the left, and nefarious?

You doing anything this evening?

;-)

For the right price I'm up to anything, this evening or what's left of it. I'll swing from left to right and might even twist.

Maddy's from neither the left nor the right. She prefers to sneak up from behind.

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Snugs McMasters wrote:


Kwakkelde Kwak wrote:


Madelaine McMasters wrote:


Kwakkelde Kwak wrote:


Madelaine McMasters wrote:

Are there any left?

I think most are right.

I know they often escort those on the right, but can we be sure that's also their persuasion?

Might they be from the left, and nefarious?

You doing anything this evening?

;-)

For the right price I'm up to anything, this evening or what's left of it. I'll swing from left to right and might even twist.

Maddy's from neither the left nor the right. She prefers to sneak up from behind.

So note to self 1... wait for door-to-door shoesalespeople

note to self 2... stay close to the walls....or do you mean she sneaks up from behind you?

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4-11-2014 Kwak heads out, only to miss the red haired woman selling asbestos shoes by 5 minutes.

4-14-2014 Kwak gets the warmest welcome ever at the McMasters residence.

4-15-2014 Madelaine opens a marketplace store, offering a single pair of charred sneakers. People wonder, as they often do when it concerns Madelaine, "where did she come up with this stuff?"

Oh wait, wrong thread...

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Madelaine McMasters wrote:


Aethelwine wrote:

Found them. All is good.

Are there any left?

Sorry was rude not to reply, but was busy with my escorts. Had a big party - Yay. Exhausted now. Going to do some chanting now. it will save on my rupees.

 

Plenty for all to enjoy!

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Aethelwine wrote:


Madelaine McMasters wrote:


Aethelwine wrote:

Found them. All is good.

Are there any left?

Sorry was rude not to reply, but was busy with my escorts. Had a big party - Yay. Exhausted now. Going to do some chanting now. it will save on my rupees.

 

Plenty for all to enjoy!

Nam-myoho-renge-kyo / Nam-myoho-renge-kyoNam-myoho-renge-kyoNam-myoho-renge-kyoNam-myoho-renge-kyoNam-myoho-renge-kyoNam-myoho-renge-kyoNam-myoho-renge-kyoNam-myoho-renge-kyoNam-myoho-renge-kyoNam-myoho-renge-kyoNam-myoho-renge-kyoNam-myoho-renge-kyoNam-myoho-renge-kyoNam-myoho-renge-kyo ...

http://www.sgi.org/buddhism/sgis-buddhist-practice/nam-myoho-renge-kyo.html

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KarenMichelle Lane wrote:


Aethelwine wrote:


Madelaine McMasters wrote:


Aethelwine wrote:

Found them. All is good.

Are there any left?

Sorry was rude not to reply, but was busy with my escorts. Had a big party - Yay. Exhausted now. Going to do some chanting now. it will save on my rupees.


Plenty for all to enjoy!

Nam-myoho-renge-kyo / Nam-myoho-renge-kyo / Nam-myoho-renge-kyo / Nam-myoho-renge-kyo / Nam-myoho-renge-kyo / Nam-myoho-renge-kyo / Nam-myoho-renge-kyo / Nam-myoho-renge-kyo / Nam-myoho-renge-kyo / Nam-myoho-renge-kyo / Nam-myoho-renge-kyo / Nam-myoho-renge-kyo / Nam-myoho-renge-kyo / Nam-myoho-renge-kyo / Nam-myoho-renge-kyo ...


 


Aethelwine then wrote:

Om Namo Bhagvate Kamdevaye, yasya yasya drishyo Bhavami, Yashch Yashch mum mukham pashyati tam tam mohyatu swaha


This is all I have to say to you two:

Boogity, boogity, boogity, boogity, boogity, boogity, shoo...

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Madelaine McMasters wrote:

 

KarenMichelle Lane wrote:


Aethelwine wrote:


Madelaine McMasters wrote:


Aethelwine wrote:

Found them. All is good.

Are there any left?

Sorry was rude not to reply, but was busy with my escorts. Had a big party - Yay. Exhausted now. Going to do some chanting now. it will save on my rupees.

 

Plenty for all to enjoy!

Nam-myoho-renge-kyo / Nam-myoho-renge-kyo / Nam-myoho-renge-kyo / Nam-myoho-renge-kyo / Nam-myoho-renge-kyo / Nam-myoho-renge-kyo / Nam-myoho-renge-kyo / Nam-myoho-renge-kyo / Nam-myoho-renge-kyo / Nam-myoho-renge-kyo / Nam-myoho-renge-kyo / Nam-myoho-renge-kyo / Nam-myoho-renge-kyo / Nam-myoho-renge-kyo / Nam-myoho-renge-kyo ...


 

Aethelwine then wrote:

Om Namo Bhagvate Kamdevaye, yasya yasya drishyo Bhavami, Yashch Yashch mum mukham pashyati tam tam mohyatu swaha

This is all I have to say to you two:

Boogity, 
boogity, 
boogity, 
boogity, 
boogity, 
boogity, shoo...


 

...sings while holding up her favorite sidewalk pole "Boogity, boogity, boogity, boogity, boogity, boogity, Oh Yeah"

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                                                             "Tuppance for a roll Governer?"

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Aethelwine wrote:

Wow that sounds like powerful magic.

Sing that 20 times a day and everyone will be falling in love with you after a month!

 

Once. Once a day, that's all it takes. You must take a deep cleansing breath, and then do the chant beginning to end. Do not omit 'ramma lamma ding dong' nor "dit de dit dit".

Trust me. Works like a charm.

 

 

Who was that man?  I'd like to shake his hand.

 

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