TheYoungMan Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Another Sunday another round of SL church services.These preachers promise an hour of love but in fact preach a message of hate.Pastors, ministers, reverends - all phonies. Mocking God with their prim altars and blaring pop music.For there is no Christ in their message.These people will eject anybody who attends in vampire clothes, torn stockings and suspenders. Jesus Christ, our Saviour, associated with and prayed for the prostitutes.Their discrimination against avatars is Satan's word. For ALL SL preachers speak with forked tongues!!They are all Hellbound unless they stop.They have sullied God's name with this terrible role play. And yet they still preach discrimination and hate.I believe that Jesus died a terrible death for our sins.That includes the vampires, the furries, the club escorts.I don't ask you to share my belief.I ask the pseuds who run these SL churches to remove these sims and beg God for forgiveness.Their souls are doomed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IvanBenjammin Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dresden Ceriano Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 ...Dres Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imnotgoing Sideways Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 They should be worshipping me instead. () Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Jetaime Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 If you don't like it don't go. You can't force your religious beliefs on anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irihapeti Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 TheYoungMan wrote: That includes... furries you were doing great til you mention furries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldina Ashbourne Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 I came here cause there was the word "satan" and "chapel" in the same sentence, I was not disappointed. I enjoyed the chuckle. Let people do what they want if they want to have chapel/church services in sl, more power to them. Do what you will, may it harm none. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celestiall Nightfire Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 TheYoungMan wrote: Their discrimination against avatars is Satan's word. The funniest thing I've read in a long time! *laughs* *readies my pitchfork.....finger on the eject button* ; ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ren Toxx Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 You should forgive them, for they don’t know what they’re doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irihapeti Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 let he who is without sin cast the first stoner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syo Emerald Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 irihapeti wrote: TheYoungMan wrote: That includes... furries you were doing great til you mention furries But vampires were just fine? :smileyvery-happy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irihapeti Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Syo Emerald wrote: irihapeti wrote: TheYoungMan wrote: That includes... furries you were doing great til you mention furries But vampires were just fine? :smileyvery-happy: yes everybody knows that vampires descended from Judas. They even made a movie about it. Jesus forgave him Judas so all his babies are safe. Same prostitutes and fallen people like that. They all got forgiven as well but Jesus never said: Suffer all the little furries to come unto me He was talking about rugrats when he said that. They kinda the same tho but not. Sooo sorry. No furries. Altho is a bit disappointing. and a little bit sad as well maybe somebody can know a scripture that will help them ?? I know that there must of been at least 2 furries on the Noah Ark tho bc if not then obviously there be none now. But am not sure if thats enough for them to go to heaven (: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceka Cianci Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 If furries were ok they woulda been on the ark with all the rest of the couple hundred aminals:matte-motes-nerdy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syo Emerald Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Ceka Cianci wrote: If furries were ok they woulda been on the ark with all the rest of the couple hundred aminals:matte-motes-nerdy: Or they where created on the Ark...when Noah at too much free time and some argument with hiw wife going on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perrie Juran Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 irihapeti wrote: let he who is without sin cast the first stoner What a Stoner may look like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aislin Ceawlin Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Amen, and Blessed Be, sister! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceka Cianci Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Syo Emerald wrote: Ceka Cianci wrote: If furries were ok they woulda been on the ark with all the rest of the couple hundred aminals:matte-motes-nerdy: Or they where created on the Ark...when Noah at too much free time and some argument with hiw wife going on... well there was that time he got really drunk:matte-motes-sick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
YouTube
Flickr
Recommended Posts
Please take a moment to consider if this thread is worth bumping.
Please sign in to comment
You will be able to leave a comment after signing in
Sign In Now