Janelle Darkstone

...tuna.

Hey Dres.. Knock knock.

It might've been but they both were wearing masks so I'm not sure. However, one of them did seem very upbeat, talking about meta this and virtual that, and after he asked to use my restroom and didn't come back for a long time I went to check on him and found out he had squeezed out the bathroom window and run away.

Back in 2007 some men wearing ski masks broke into my house and forced me to sign up at gunpoint. Every so often they come back and force me to make an alt or two.

Solaria Goldshark wrote: Let's play a game:

Perrie Juran wrote: Can you keep a secret Janelle? Your Country is depending on you! Of course I can .. I didn't tell anyone about that weird giggling thing you do after sex, did I?

Now, see? This kind of thing is interesting. This is what the 'McHerpyDerp Institute on Ethical and Utimately Pointless Surveys' should be researching. :smileywink: ( and with nothing but sincere respect to WolfBaginski and his point about research ethics, it's my opinion that there are many, MANY more important things they could be spending their time on in this screwed-up world than SLers and our "teehee! I make virtual trees!" mentality. )

...maybe they're roleplaying drowning and they're not very good at it?

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. The questions are NOT that difficult. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

Two hunters are out in the forest. After several hours of looking for game they look around and realize they're lost, so the first hunter says "Y'know, I heard that if you get lost you can fire three shots in the air near the top of the hour; the forest rangers have to listen around then and they'll send a search party!" The second hunter agrees it's a great idea and at the top of the hour they fire three shots in the air. An hour later they stop and do it again, and then an hour later they fire three more. The first hunter scratches his head and says "Hmm, I don't think this is working." The second hunter says, "Yeah, we'd better think of something else quick -- I'm running out of arrows."

Something tells me I'm not doing something right. ...why, yes, I did color my hair color blonde. How did you know?

16 wrote: Tiffy Vella wrote: Janelle Darkstone wrote: Whoa! Whoa, wait a sec! Why... why would anyone need their name embroidered on their backside? I mean, if someone is around to see you in your buttony hatchy underwear I'd hope they at least know your name already?! Maybe it's not his name. Maybe it's the name of a very good friend? I think is so he can know which alt he is on more easy maybe bc all them backsides look the same after a while No, I think Tiffy might be right -- it's like a list of people who are authorized to open your buttony hatchy thingy. Maybe velcro would be better.

Hi Steve! *waves* I suppose I was momentarily confused as to why anyone would need their names (or as such) embroidered on their butts. Then I remembered it's Canada and they probably do things differently up there.

Whoa! Whoa, wait a sec! Why... why would anyone need their name embroidered on their backside? I mean, if someone is around to see you in your buttony hatchy underwear I'd hope they at least know your name already?!

No, no, velcro would be much too loud. I mean, everyone could hear and they would know. ...and that's just not ethical. Buttons, please.

Do they wear briefs in Canada or just long underwear all the time (cause it's so cold)? If they do, do they have that flappy buttony "hatch" on the backside for the, umm, necessary stuff? Is it okay to wear long underwear if you don't live in Canada but you get cold sometimes anyway? .....is it ethical just to want to have underwear with that little flappy buttony hatch on the backside?

jejejejjeje (:

I bought a helicopter recently that has a neat feature called Flysafe which makes the vehicle temporary and phantom and allows it to fly through skyboxes and full parcels. Very handy. The only downside is the people on the ground yelling at me to stop shooting at them with missles and stuff. Go figure. :smileyindifferent:

Oh, the BB to FP boat ride across the Ocean of Tears. I remember standing near the edge of the deck, watching the distant islands go by and the creatures roaming on them. Of course I was level 10 and terrified of everything red and scowly. A good kind of terrified. :smileytongue: The boat rides were the journey, weren't they? Not so much like WoW where there's a ship every few minutes, the EQ boats had names, and there were two of them, and at times you would feel a sense of anxiety when you'd see one ship show up at the docks twice in a row with the other nowhere to be seen. ( What happened to the other ship? What happened to its passengers? )

I love the idea, but it would never work (again) in SL. Back in my EverQuest days the world was HUGE; instant teleports were offered by only two classes and to get somewhere quickly you had to hunt down a druid or wizard and slip them a few platinum. I know several people who kept pocket alts mainly to do just this. Before going on a ship some people would strip off all their armor, bank it and travel naked, in case the boats became bugged or they were attacked they wouldn't have to find their corpses (and all their gear) at the bottom of the ocean. If you traveled to one side of the continent, you really felt like you were miles and miles from home. Finding a safe place to bind was kind of a big deal. Later on they added the 'Plane of Knowledge', a central zone that offered stones you could click to go many places and return just as easily. Going anywhere in the world became very simple, but also destroyed any real sense of travel. I'm sure I'm not the only one who misses that, but it's progress and once introduced, you can never really go back.

Sure, it's Exile, Crazy in Love.:smileywink:

I think he'd be okay with the sandwich thing... he's a musician after all. :smileywink:

Chuck Garric, however, is always welcome in my bed as long as he brings his bass too. :smileytongue::heart: