Janelle Darkstone

*feels bad about posting the image that's not directly related to SL and their banner ads; tries to turn off her ad blockers and all the blocked sites and cookies, still doesn't see ads anywhere, gives up and goes back to what she was doing before.*

Two employees of the same magazine were at the water cooler. The writer looked at the photographer and said "Your pictures in the most recent issue were amazing! You must have a good camera." The photographer looked at the writer and said "Your article was great too. You must have a good typewriter."

( C'mon, you knew someone was gonna post this one. )

An old trick is to get your avatar posed more or less where you need her, then edit something attached to you. Your avatar will freeze and you can take screenshots and the UI will not show up in the photos (unless you want it to). Alternately, you could always invest in a pose stand or preview animations from inventory.

/me looks closer at the picture. I think it's the lips that make them seem a bit too girly. :smileyindifferent: ( Janelle likes her men rugged and maybe a scar or two. )

/me grabs a pencil and paper. "Okay, sooo -- I blame Nyll for it being daytime, Coby blames Nyll for the rain and Tarina blames Nyll for her being in Florida. Check."

*Goes outside, looks north, doesn't see anything, blames Nyll.*

Soooo, not contagious, huh? :smileysad: ...... "Oh, is that John? Why does he look so angry?" "Hmm, maybe he and Mary are having another fight or someth---" "Oh crap! Get back! Get -- run! RUN! Get away from him!" "...huh? What? Why?" "He's got the Frownie Virus!" "...oh... my... god... no.. NOoooooo!" "Quick! We've gotta get out of here*BLARARGH*before we become infected too!" "Oh no! NO! Not you too!" "Not me who? What're you*SCOWL*talking about?!" "....NOOOOOOOOOO!!"

*adds more candles to her '16' shrine* Wherever you go, whatever you do, just strive to be happy and fulfilled and know that a lot of us here would always want the same for you. Also, I packed you some clean socks.

Thanks for sharing the link to the comic. :smileyhappy: I had to start at the very beginning and read the whole story.

I don't see any ads and I don't much care. But when someone comes on and tells other people to stop complaining if they feel the need to, I might take exception to that... even if it is getting a bit out of hand they still have the right to speak their minds. Go play with your bots, Phil.

Tiffy Vella wrote: Damn that cigarette smoke is annoying. Look at where it's coming from. Come on peoples- when you photoshop stuff in everywhere, know where to put it! /me blinks. Y'know, if that was one of my pictures my OCD would be in overdrive until I fixed it. Good eye!

I'd bet they're photoshopped in, maybe, like the beard and the cigarette smoke?

And on a completely unrelated note, I am starting a SL business where I will LOVE your post and/or photo for the incredibly low price of only 1L! Don't wait, call today! Act now and get a bonus waffle maker absolutely free!* * Waffle maker not included. Also, please don't take any of this seriously.

No no NO NO No NO don't use my stuff! No! Bad Tex! BAD!

And the next question I was about to ask but then searched the forums and found the answer, was: how does a picture or post make it into "Trending", and that is with two (2) Loves (:heart:) from what I understand. ...and, as I'm absolutely positive would happen, since the Loves are anonymous except to the OP, it might be incredibly easy to use two alts to game the system.

...my... god, I SO wish what you have was contagious... I would guess you're wearing an attachment like an autosmiler. Try looking on your "Worn" tab for something that doesn't look right. It's most likely an invisible prim attached somewhere and is activating and rotating your facial expressions.

/me successfully resists the urge to post. You have become better at resisting temptation! (2)

Tex Monday wrote: Great...thanks...you just HAD to one-up me, didn't you???? :matte-motes-sunglasses-3: ( Don't post don't post don't post resist the urge resist the urge resist resist resist ... )

I'll offer my point of view regarding never starting IMs with anyone. I rarely do. The only, ONLY time I'll ever start an IM is if there's SL business to attend to or if I happen to be doing something fun and want to share. The rest of the time I am quiet as a mouse. If I'm online and if you are on my list, that means you can bother me a-n-y-t-i-m-e, for any reason, and if I'm not busy I will drop everything and give you my full attention. But that's also the reason I keep a very, very short list, so I can devote time to the people I consider my friends. Also, Curse of Monkey Island was neat but definitely not the best game in history. , however, is the greatest cinematic in history.

Yeah!

Dear LL, please also stop those idiotic Geico ads. They're getting way out of hand, and most of us are quite happy with our own auto insurance. ( I estimate this to have the same chance of success as the OP, but couldn't hurt to ask anyway. )

If Torley needs to make a How-To video on how to use chat, you know it's too complicated. :smileysad:

Today is shaping up nicely. Yesterday was pretty good too. Tomorrow, hopefully, will be right up there.

Well, really this isn't the section for this sort of thing.. I'd guess 'Upcoming Events and Activities' would be more appropriate. It is, however, the right section for having fun and random silliness. What would SL be without that?