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Tex Monday

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  1. Saunter00 wrote: I would like to put the sim that allowed a child avi on to solicit sex in my picks, along with the picture I took of the child avi and ask anyoone who agrees with me to report the sim - am I violating any TOS rules with that? I don't know if it violates the TOS, but why would you even bother? You're just inviting people to go to that sim and solicit sex from the same child. Best bet is NOT to put it in there and keep reporting it to LL.
  2. Hearing the Martian's thoughts, Tex quickly rolls down the window. CATT rolls it back up again. "No." it replies quickly. "The methane trail from the gas will attract your enemies right to you. We must continue with the windows closed." Suddenly we hear a small pop and a scent fills the car. Tex and Janelle hold their breaths. Tex inhales slowly. "Smells like....Apple Pie??" The Martian looks around, embarrassed and the car continues on its way. (I'm not helping to advance the plot....or lack of plot...am I?):matte-motes-sunglasses-3:
  3. The projectile continued its journey towards earth hitting, quite hard, at the base of the tree. Sharpie, who had just completed his 29th cleaning, stared at it curiously. Weapons Officer Yolkker grinned malevolently. "Just a little closer, kitty.....That's it." His hand sat shakingly above the obliterate button. Sharpie jumped down...and began knocking the egg around the yard. His claws making small scratches in the egg. "Now Yolkker!" Commander Theramore shouted. The Officer quickly pushed the button, waiting for the Earth Shattering Kaboom. Sharpie continued knocking the egg around...quickly becoming bored and heading back for the tree. "A dud, sir." Yolkker stated. "That is the last time we buy our weapons from the ACME Weapons company...." The Commander replied. "Find the Martian. I want to get away from this planet before The Hairball decides to fire again."
  4. The popcorn kernels fly quietly though the air as Janelle flips through the channels on my television set. The Martian is up 5 to 3 to 1..my luck was not so good. Suddenly the silent was broken by shards of glass flying through the room. Looking up, we see a car sitting in my living room. Wondering if my homeowners will cover this damage, the car suddenly states very matter of factly "...come with me if you want to live." The three of us stand...quite slowly..and walk towards the car. The doors automatically open as we climb in and the vehicle quickly backs out of the living room, taking out my mailbox in the process. I sit quietly, thinking that I really need to get the licence plate number for my insurance claim. And the three of us flee quickly into the night.
  5. HEY!! Come on!! Now we'll never know what happens to the Martian..why the ship is there...and what about that car?? *realizes there's now a pretty girl next to him on the couch* Ok...turn on whatever you want.... Popcorn??? *grabs another handful of popcorn, dropping more on the couch and floor*
  6. Janelle Darkstone wrote: Meanwhile, the X-51 Solarian Interplanetary Battlecruiser rolled into a stable orbit over the tiny blue planet, its engines brimming with plasma energy as they powered down from its long journey from the Orion nebula. A few, tiny earth satellites came into contact and fragmented harmlessly away as they collided at high speed with the ship's outer shell. Commander Theramore sat in his captain's chair, his eyes on the large bridge display screen, his fingers absentmindedly resting on several lighted switches at his side, one marked 'Obliterate', the other marked 'Tea'. The helmsman informed him that they were at their destonation and ready to begin scanning. "Very well," he nodded. "Begin your sweep. Find the fugitive Martian and destroy him, and everything around him." Wow...that took an unexpected turn... *grabs another handful of popcorn and shoves it in my mouth, dropping a few kernels on the floor* (yes...I know I'm not helping....):matte-motes-sunglasses-3:
  7. As we've stated before...many many times....SL has it's issues. IMO you have three choices... 1. **bleep** and whine and complain and moan about it.. 2. Do nothing and just keep playing 3. Get out! You have all these options, you all need to do what is best for you. There are a ton of other "games" to play. Do that. You may find they have the same issues that SL has. Good luck
  8. *pulls up a chair and a bowl of popcorn* this is going to be a loooong night..... :matte-motes-sunglasses-3:
  9. Amethyst Jetaime wrote: They may attract some people to spend some time on them that they normally would in SL, but these things are all very different from SL. Its like comparing apples to oranges, They are both fruit but not the same thing at all. In the end, what attracts people to SL is unique to SL IMO. Kaneva is actually pretty old (started in 2004) with avatars and builds that look more primative that those in SL their membership is much smaller too. Daz3D is a 3D graphic program that is not socially interactive. WOW is a game with fixed goals and content. True..and I apologize for not knowing the differences in the types of games..but the average user may not either. A person may see these games and decide to try it..even though SL is unique, it can be "clunky" and laggy at times...and if these other games aren't having the same problems, may decide that this is a better option for them. I am not leaving SL any time soon..I have too much invested and too many friends inworld..but it's not to say that someone else might.
  10. Hello everyone This may seem an odd question, but I was wondering....with all the talk on the forums about what's wrong with SL, does LL have any clue what's going on and move over, in the second place, do they care? Is the Lab actually doing anything to combat the issues that we're having inworld? Just seems to be that they should be all over this stuff. Thanks.....
  11. You two are having WAY too much fun with this..... maybe we should leave you alone and give you some time to yourselves??? :matte-motes-sunglasses-3:
  12. I was actually looking for a spot to put this comment and this seems to fit Not sure about dying, but LL doesn't seem to be stopping the migration of people leaving the grid...case in point, if you go into the forums or the marketplace, there are tons of ads on the top and side banners. And a number of these are for other RP "games"; WOW, DAZ 3D(which appears to be some av building thing) and something called Kaneva, which appears to be very much a mix of RL/facebook and SL. I wonder if LL knows that people are going to look at these things and (maybe) think "Hey, SL is a pain in the butt lately..being all laggy..let me try this." It may not be dying, but IMHO, LL may be administering the poison that may slowly be killing it.
  13. Welcome to SL, both of you My suggestion is to go into the groups and see if you can find a place that shares your interests....music? movies? dancing? There's groups for all of that. When you're in there, join the group and send a group IM. You should get some responses..if not, IM the moderator. That's what's always worked best for me when it comes to meeting people. Good luck...
  14. And if you're REALLY interested in why people join...here's an old thread you can look at... http://community.secondlife.com/t5/General-Discussion-Forum/Why-did-you-first-log-into-Second-Life/td-p/1005629/highlight/true
  15. To be very honest with you, I found SL from a bondage website that I was briefly a member of. The person who ran it praised the merits of SL and her bondage fetish, so I joined. Found it to be fun, but have done so many more things since then.
  16. Sephina Frostbite wrote: How about hair though would you be offended if a female friend bought you a hair she thought would compliment your avi? Would you be offended? Well...considering I don't have any hair, I probably wouldn't be...:matte-motes-sunglasses-3: But I do agree with the other statements....if it's a good friend, take them with you to the shops and show them what you would like to give them. That way, he can look at it himself. Remember, everyone's tastes are different. What you might think looks good, he may not like. Just something to consider... (and I'll be on around 6SLT tonight, if you want to buy it for me....:matte-motes-sunglasses-3:)
  17. Guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head... Bartender says "Can I help you?" Duck says "Yeah, get this guy off my butt!" (Thank you..I'll be here all week.....)
  18. Sephina Frostbite wrote: Yes indeed someone did have to say it lol /me laughs at the fact that tex said what she thought. And, in retrospect, it would have sounded better coming from you.....:matte-motes-sunglasses-3:
  19. Remember my dear friends....It's not the size that counts it's what you do with it :matte-motes-sunglasses-3: (Come on....you knew SOMEONE had to say it....)
  20. Qwalyphi Korpov wrote: And another thing - if you have stuff in your profile that makes it "Adult" then people outside of SL won't see it because they only get the PG profiles. Well... coming at it through the current web profile path. On the other hand you could be abuse reported for having "Adult" stuff in your profile because the TOS require it to be "PG." But you were asking how you could see other random peoples profiles. Not could random people see your profile. LOL Thanks...that makes me feel MUCH better....:matte-motes-sunglasses-3:
  21. Sephina Frostbite wrote: Said it perfectly except its the 5k first and the 5 dollars. She agrees when its 5k but when he says 5 dollars shes offended. Thats when he says we already know...yada yada... Still love that joke.. Thanks for the laugh hun!! DAMN!! Oh well, at least I got the point across. Thanks....:matte-motes-sunglasses-3: Ok...getting around to fixing it.. Man: "Would you sleep with me for $5000?" Woman: "Maybe" Man: "Would you sleep with me for $5?" Woman: "Certainly not!! What kind of a girl do you think I am?" Man: "Madame, we have already determined that..now we're haggling about the price."
  22. Perrie Juran wrote: Guess he's on the way to the Group W bench, there....:matte-motes-sunglasses-3:
  23. Howdy again all Just a simple question...can you see someone's profile from the SL website or does it have to be inworld? I know you can do it with your friends and people you're following, but how about random strangers? And if so...how? Thanks....
  24. Sephina Frostbite wrote: I will do it... for the right linden.. /me cracks her self up. Reminds me of a joke...and forgive me if I tell it wrong. Man: "Would you sleep with me for $5?" Woman: "Certainly not!" Man: "Would you sleep with me for $5000?" Woman: "Maybe...but what kind of a girl do you think I am?" Man: "Madame, we have already determined that..now we're haggling about the price." :matte-motes-sunglasses-3:
  25. Drew Bhalti wrote: The link now goes to a 404, DAMN!! And I just bookmarked it and everything.....:smileymad:
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