More from Madelaine McMasters on attracting hotties in-world

[Madelaine McMasters]

Read Madelaine McMaster's previous post here.

Where did you get the inspiration for your look?
The inspiration for my ghostly visage was, to be honest, carnal desire. I'd been kicking around SL, looking for the right combination of looks, intelligence and character to attract a hottie. Finding no tab for either intelligence or character in "Edit Appearance", I focused my effort on looks. My first experiments were crude, consisting entirely of dragging sliders to the stops in the direction I deemed most likely to get an "ooooooooh". Feedback, much of it in all caps and punctuation marks, helped me achieve a look which eventually allowed me to roam in public without being griefed, but did not actually help me achieve my goal.

What do you do to relieve “creativity block”?
Steal. This past Halloween, through careful research in the forums, I was made aware that both costumes and tails were considered sexually attractive. Fearing someone else would take those ideas before I could, I clicked over to the marketplace and bought every ghost costume and tail in stock, thereby locking out all potential competitors.

How long did it take you to build your look?
I've been told many times, by many people, over many years, that quality work takes time. I don't know why they persist. I find that the less I attend to detail, the more I can get done. I think my work speaks for itself. From start to finish it took less than eleven minutes, eight of them spent waiting for delivery from the marketplace.

What is the biggest misconception about attracting hotties in Second Life?
I don't believe there are any misconceptions. If there's a need for them, I'll get right on it.

What is your advice to Residents who wish to get involved in attracting hotties?
Knowledge is power, and for that reason, I only give advice in private. Are you busy this evening?

[Venus Petrov]

If you intend to meet another hottie, I suggest that you change your 'dress' or at least color a feather or two.  I mean, you do not want to be seen around wearing the same old thing, right?

White is so....neutral...and...ahem....innocent.  I do not think you can claim innocence now, can you...dearie?

[Charolotte Caxton]

The intelligence and character sliders are located under the advanced menu of the build tab, but obviously, you already found those. Marketplace called, your bulk shipment of ladybug food? It's in.

[Ellyn Elan]

I enjoyed your parody.

It was a parody, right? 

omg

/me looks worried

/me thinks, "What if it wasn't a paradoy???" :::awkward!:::

 

[Qwalyphi Korpov]

The resident who provided the previous content, if any, has replaced it with this generic statement.

[Madelaine McMasters]

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Ellyn Elan wrote:

I enjoyed your parody.

It was a parody, right? 

omg

/me looks worried

/me thinks, "What if it wasn't a paradoy???" :::awkward!:::

 

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/me wiggles a tail or two at you.

[Sy Beck]

Madame, may I commend you not only upon your exquisite prose, but your undeniable chic.  Madelaine McMasters peut etre est un nom de plume mais vous etes "la nom de la plume maintenant"***.  I have dispatched my butler to escort you to my private Lear and fly you to my tropical hideaway.  I have fully customisable intelligence and character sliders with a French insouciance slider plugin slider too for good measure.  I await you at the dinner table.

Yours faithfully,

Mon Sy Beck

(La France meilleur chef de la volaille)

***Apolgies to all French speakers for murdering your language

[Dresden Ceriano]

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Qwalyphi Korpov wrote:

I am really impressed with what you have done.  Your advice can really be useful to almost any resident.

A tiny suggestion though - possibly you could find someone to post your items for you.  It adds an air of detachment and mystery that's so popular in these times.

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Me too, though I would further the suggestion, by suggesting you add some substantive links to some suggestive stuff then post something subjective on Facebook suggesting this thread.

..Dres

[Venus Petrov]

The hawt secky photos are buried in another G-rated thread.

[Storm Clarence]

She is your friend, right?  Time to 'put up' or shut up when we talk about the meaning of friendship.  

[Dillon Levenque]

While I did find your costume very alluring (I am, it has been noted, easy) I did think the best guess as to what you actually WERE was from the person who asked, "Are you a hairball?".

 

Edited: I'd also responded to a post that for some reason was gone when I finished responding; my response has been deleted from this post.

 

Edited a second time for spelling and clarity on the first edit.

 

[Storm Clarence]

You are at the wrong dance Dillon.

[Madelaine McMasters]

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Dillon Levenque wrote:

"Are you a hairball?".

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Hairball?

Ms. Levenque, I'll have you know that after my li'l tete-a-tete with Ms. Furse, she collected enough tail hair to knit an entire cougar cub.

[Madelaine McMasters]

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Sy Beck wrote:

Madame, may I commend you not only upon your exquisite prose, but your undeniable chic.  Madelaine McMasters peut etre est un

nom de plume

mais vous etes "

la nom de la plume maintenant"

***.  I have dispatched my butler to escort you to my private Lear and fly you to my tropical hideaway.  I have fully customisable intelligence and character sliders with a French insouciance slider plugin slider too for good measure.  I await you at the dinner table.

Yours faithfully,

Mon Sy Beck

(

La France

meilleur chef

de la volaille)

***Apolgies to all French speakers for murdering your language

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Why thank you Sy, you are too kind.

I hope the Lear has wide doors, all this attention has gone to my head.

/me swoons over your murderous ways.

[Madelaine McMasters]

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Venus Petrov wrote:

White is so....neutral...and...ahem....innocent.  I do not think you can claim innocence now, can you...dearie?

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I can, and will, claim anything I please, thank you very much!

;-)

[Madelaine McMasters]

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Charolotte Caxton wrote:

your bulk shipment of ladybug food? It's in.

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My feet thank you, C.

[Madelaine McMasters]

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Dresden Ceriano wrote:

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Qwalyphi Korpov wrote:

I am really impressed with what you have done.  Your advice can really be useful to almost any resident.

A tiny suggestion though - possibly you could find someone to post your items for you.  It adds an air of detachment and mystery that's so popular in these times.

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Me too, though I would further the suggestion, by suggesting you add some substantive links to some suggestive stuff then post something subjective on Facebook suggesting this thread.

..Dres

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I thank you both for your kind comments, but must confess that I have an aversion to anything substantive and a downright loathing for anything Facebook. My interests are carnal, not social. Given a choice between Mark Zuckerberg and Torley Linden, can there be any doubt where I'd wiggle my tails?

[Madelaine McMasters]

While sharing a nightcap with Ms. Nightfire, I was apprised of her situation. I concur with the general sentiment that the unseen right hand of LL doesn't seem to know what the heavy left hand is doing. I hope the decision is reconsidered.

Until then, be thankful that the glare of the stunning Celestiall is not directed at us... or at least you. I assured her that root-beer does wash out and that black does not stain easily. She remained, as always, skeptical.

Damned intellectuals.

[Madelaine McMasters]

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Venus Petrov wrote:

The hawt secky photos are buried in another G-rated thread.

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Yes, it seems a natural reaction for cats to bury my snapshots.

[Dillon Levenque]

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Storm Clarence wrote:

You are at the wrong dance Dillon.

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What the hell does that mean, Storm? Were you just trolling me—Stormie bein' Stormie—or did that actually mean something?

[Carole Franizzi]

That costume makes your bum look fat.