Child support

[Waveyjustin]

So i met this guy yesturday he got me prego im Due in 8 days i think i seen the babys exray and im prego. so we just broke up. cause all he wanted was the thing under my underware lol. is their a way i can Sue him for Child Support or Something Help please ? is their a place i go or something ?

[KarenMichelle Lane]

Seriously?

Well you can Role Play hiring a sleazy lawyer and sue him in a Role Play Court.....

The answers in this thread apply as well.  Same situation but...

http://community.secondlife.com/t5/Avatar/Me-and-this-dude-did-it-and-it-says-he-impreginated-me-and-ill/qaq-p/2317311

[Rolig Loon]

You're kidding, right?

You're not likely to get far with a suit for virtual support of a virtual child conceived virtually by virtual intercourse in a virtual world.  Besides, you're not pregnant.  That's virtually impossible.

[KarenMichelle Lane]

You are virtually Awesome!!!!!!

[Madelaine McMasters]

Hi Wavey,

I'm not the type to prolong a connection with anyone who's displeased me. Rather than endure the hassle of trying to exact child support, I recommend setting the deadbeat on fire.

Good luck!

[Rolig Loon]

Once again, we posted at virtually the same time. Clearly neither of us has anything better to do.

[KarenMichelle Lane]

Oh I like that! I wish we could recommend great flamethrowers in SL Answers.

[Rolig Loon]

Oooooo! I like it! Got a match?

[Rolig Loon]

The flamethrowers are all over in GD.

[steph Arnott]

I think if heard it all and a new one arrives. :smileylol:

ADDED: Rolig you forgot vertuous.

 

[Madelaine McMasters]

I have a flaming follower that I use on friends who "displease" me. It's a mobile version of my soul cleansing fireplace flame (which Rolig has experienced). It produces a calming golden flame until it catches its prey, upon which it blossoms into a violent blue/violet plume of fire. We had great fun one evening watching it try to catch a friend who was riding a tire swing. I have set it loose on visitors squatting in my SL home, as it is more patient than I am and is content to follow people around the sim until they grow weary of the attention. The script needs some improvement. It's a bit fiddly to deploy and I don't want to give it away until I'm not embarrassed by it. Remind me to work on it and you'll all be welcome to a copy when I'm satisfied that it works.

[KarenMichelle Lane]

Yes - We are Virtuious Vixens Vetting the Voiceless Volumes through the Volly of Vissitudes of the Virtual Village. Apoligies to "V" for Vendetta.

[KarenMichelle Lane]

YAY - I'm crossing my fingers that my Christmas Tree accidently catches on fire as a result.

[Rolig Loon]

True. But I understood that she was not a virgin, so "virtuous" might have been overreaching.

[Lindal Kidd]

Sure, I'll take the case.  I'm a virtual lawyer!  My rates are $L500 per billable hour.  :matte-motes-evil-invert:

EDIT:  @ KarenMichelle...I am not either sleazy!  And I was never there, and the fingerprints were inconclusive and so was the blood test.  So there!

[Lindal Kidd]

Wheeeeeeee!!! I vote Rolig's post for Best Answer of the Day.

[leokito]

how

[Rolig Loon]

How what?

[KarenMichelle Lane]

Totally ROTFLMAO

[KarenMichelle Lane]

I can see Lindal in Court Now!!!!!

! or ! Maybe...

[KarenMichelle Lane]

Well you've heard of the Bids and Bees, yes? This has nothing to do with them.

[Lindal Kidd]

LOL! I loooove Billy, he is SUCH a dirtbag.