Conspiracy Theory: The Real Reason The Grid Was Down.........................

[Perrie Juran]

Alien Invasion?

[Cinnamon Lohner]

Hostile takeover by Mark Zuckerberg

[Chance Byron]

It's still borked for me.

[Madelaine McMasters]

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Perrie Juran wrote:

Alien Invasion?

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You're the alien around here, where's your Earth shattering KABOOM?!

[Alex Langstrumpf]

real reason = investors bought sl/ll for some years ago !
Since that everything have been crap......

New viewer that nobody likes, new features that dont work correct, no weekly updates to make the grid stable and bla bla bla. Shall i continue ?

All is a money machine now !

Accept it or leave, hehe

[Perrie Juran]

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Alex Langstrumpf wrote:

real reason = investors bought sl/ll for some years ago !

Since that everything have been crap......

New viewer that nobody likes, new features that dont work correct, no weekly updates to make the grid stable and bla bla bla. Shall i continue ?

All is a money machine now !

Accept it or leave, hehe

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awwww, come now, use your imagination.

 

 

[Perrie Juran]

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Madelaine McMasters wrote:

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Perrie Juran wrote:

Alien Invasion?

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You're the alien around here, where's your Earth shattering KABOOM?!

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Sunspots

[PeterCanessa Oh]

You can get cream for your sunspots.

The real reason the grid was down: http://www.icanhazlargehadroncollider.com/img/blackhole6.jpg

[Charolotte Caxton]

It was never down, that is the conspiracy.

[Deej Kasshiki]

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Charolotte Caxton wrote:

It was never down, that is the conspiracy.

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^ ^

This.

[Griffin Ceawlin]

The people that were still inworld have been replaced with pod people!

[Charolotte Caxton]

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Griffin Ceawlin wrote:

The people that were still inworld have been replaced with pod people!

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mmmm, pods

[Charolotte Caxton]

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Deej Kasshiki wrote:

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Charolotte Caxton wrote:

It was never down, that is the conspiracy.

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^ ^

This.

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Believe it, baby.

[Canoro Philipp]

a specially assigned group of lindens that we dont know their names are working on the servers to prepare them for secret features that are going to be revealed sometime in the future.

[Deltango Vale]

The real reason why Second Life went down:

[Charolotte Caxton]

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Deltango Vale wrote:

The real reason why Second Life went down:

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Lol,

"Ok, everyone, what are we going to do today? Fix the marketplace? Improve lag?

Hell no! Let's play Eve!

Cool"

[Griffin Ceawlin]

So what does CCP do when EVE is down? Play in SL? :smileyvery-happy:

[161488303349]

linden outsourced the coding to the support team

support team now reports that user complaints are way down

linden board is happy

signups are way up and complaints way down

board moves to public float company on stock exchange

random bloggers point out that is no one actual in the game

board goes pfft! and points to signups

60 thousand zillion people go woohoo !!! and buy heaps of stock

[PeterCanessa Oh]

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Charolotte Caxton wrote:

It was never down, that is the conspiracy.

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I thought you said our helper-only Thursday was a secret?

[JimmyCorrigan]

Hi, I'm Jimmy

Mr. Rodvik claims responsibility.

rodvik humble‏ @rodvik

Follow

@SLGridStatus I knew I shouldnt have put my coffee on that big red button.

 

2:06 PM - 26 Apr 12 via web · Embed this Tweet

[Charolotte Caxton]

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JimmyCorrigan wrote:

Hi, I'm Jimmy

Mr. Rodvik claims responsibility.

rodvik humble

‏ 

@

rodvik

Follow

@

SLGridStatus

 I knew I shouldnt have put my coffee on that big red button.

 

2:06 PM - 26 Apr 12 via web · 

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Hey, I would tell you where you can take your tweets, but that would be very unlady like and also very rude, so thanks

[Charolotte Caxton]

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PeterCanessa Oh wrote:

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Charolotte Caxton wrote:

It was never down, that is the conspiracy.

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I thought you said our helper-only Thursday was a secret?

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Um, it is.. and all I said was, what?

[PeterCanessa Oh]

Awww, you know I'm new at this!

[Charolotte Caxton]

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Charolotte Caxton wrote:

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JimmyCorrigan wrote:

Hi, I'm Jimmy

Mr. Rodvik claims responsibility.

rodvik humble

‏ 

@

rodvik

Follow

@

SLGridStatus

 I knew I shouldnt have put my coffee on that big red button.

 

2:06 PM - 26 Apr 12 via web · 

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Hey, I would tell you where you can take your tweets, but that would be very unlady like and also very rude, so thanks

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Actually, the more I think about it, the more infuriated I am, you mean to tell me that in order to find out about Second Life problems I have to subscribe to twitter?

I tried, but it is even more inane than the sl feed.

Even if, he is talking about people on fire and imaginary buttons, yeah, I don't think he really cares about us.

[Charolotte Caxton]

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PeterCanessa Oh wrote:

Awww, you know I'm new at this!

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It's ok, Peter, it happens to a lot of guys.