CaithLynnSayes

Don't make me explain jokes.... (Rick...)

The most powerful shoe in the universe

When I was young I wanted to play the guitar really badly. After many years of hard work, practice and determination, I can play the guitar really badly.

Rhinos are out of shape unicorns. Change my mind.

I disagrees. If you want to make changes and your first reaction is procrastinate or use a calendar with a special date on it to prevent yourself from procrastinating what you wanted to change on yourself anyway then you are just setting yourself up for failure. Denying that is just lying to yourself. My mom taught me that and i'm teaching my kids the same.

Amazon would go bankrupt in like 11 seconds.

Werewolves And Insects Travel Slowly. EXTRA

Ok, before was a dumb joke, sorry. It's a condition i have. No cure, so sorry again. But i do want to throw my 2 cents in. Specifically about new years resolutions. Why must a change in your behavior/life be dictated by a calendar?

1920x1080. I think.

The main function of the pinky toe is to make sure all the furniture in the house is in place.

ImNotGoing Sideways.

Do specify what the message is you get while trying to log in. Does it say you've entered the wrong password? Things like that. And don't assume you've been hacked, unless your password is "Password123". Then you deserve to be "hacked". You can also reset your password, instructions for that usually are just below on any login page, just about everywhere on the internet. Should be easy.

Goes well with my new profile pic.

Whatever bud. I'll just keep posting jokes here.

Also don't hate them. And i had to Google what "terf" meant, lol. Also not one of them. I think i hit a snare or two, didn't it? It's humor. Relax.

How's that transphobic? Phobic = fear. I don't "fear" anyone that likes to pretend to be something else. You didn't find the joke funny. That's fantastic. Move on. Also, the correct spelling for "terfrific" is terrific. Happy to help.

I don't want to end this year on bad terms with anyone. Apologize to me.