CaithLynnSayes

I'm sure you've seen it before, since it apparently is the latest trend. Merchants change their store name, or should I say, add Unicode stars to their shop name. You could say it's very cute that they do that, and the first time I saw someone doing that, I rolled my eyes so far back in my head that I make direct eye contact with the goblin that operates me like a marionette. Anyway, I thought it was silly. But it seems to becoming a trend now, i see more and more merchants do this. Even established brands that i respect and regularly buy from. I think this is potentially misleading in trying to trick someone in thinking this is a "5 star product". I want to make it absolutely clear that i'm not hating on anyone, i just find this new trend a tad bit devious.

Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when its empty.

I just came here for the clickbait title. I feel cheated now.

I can't do small talk. I just asked the lady cutting my hair what she does for a living.

Me: "I'm depressed because of the weather in 30 years." Doctor: "Have you tried supergluing yourself to the street?"

Having a teenager is like living in a haunted house. Every now and then you'll see a figure in the corner of your eye, followed by a moaning sound and then a door will slam shut.

These kids are about to learn so many new words

Three wireless doorbells sitting on their chargers

My mind followed these instructions perfectly. - Somehow I feel used.

The IRS when they find out about that nickel you swallowed as a kid

Fun fact. That cat's head is actually particles, or I should say, a particle. That is why it seems like it is following your camera. I've seen that effect done before and yes, I occasionally came across that cat too, years ago. So it's been around for some time and chances are the original creator isn't active anymore.

They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a dog about to puke. Nothing gets you out of bed faster!

Fart when someone hugs you. It makes them feel strong.

We have this one RL.

That joke doesn't work anymore now. X

A small toddler is the closest thing you can have to a Pokémon. It follows you around, you love it dearly, no one else can understand what it's saying, and its obedient only when it wants to be. The main difference is that training it to fight other toddlers is frowned upon.