Never so interesting a story as one that ends with ...

[Darrius Gothly]

... He handed me the cuffs, so I put them on and politely sat down in the back seat of his cruiser.

(Okay, your turn. Give just the ending line of your most interesting story.)

[Zsigmond Alcott]

we drove to this tall tower and decided to base jump nude. I undress and attach my chute and jump and I land right in the middle of a busy club dance floor naked! I run! The end. (btw - other than your beggening this did happen to me once)

[LlazarusLlong]

. . . and that, my Lord, is the case for the defence.

[Perrie Juran]

The man in black fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed.

[LlazarusLlong]

 . . . and they all lived unhappily ever after.

[LlazarusLlong]

"I will", she said.

[LlazarusLlong]

"It's a girl!"

[LlazarusLlong]

"I told you I was ill . . . "

[Darrius Gothly]

(from a very old joke ...)

"The last thing I remember is seeing that poor monkey trying to stuff the cork back in."

[Magnus Brody]

Whilst it muttered, "brain the size of a planet and all they ask me to do is stuff corks in, Oh!  I'm so depressed.  Life, don't talk to me about life!

[DejaHo]

"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"

(borrowed)

[LlazarusLlong]

"Wrong hole!"

[mikka Luik]

'wrong hole' indeed

/nuff said

[LlazarusLlong]

As the actress said to the Bishop.

[LlazarusLlong]

And that was the worst job I ever had.

[LlazarusLlong]

But her sister did.

And her mother . . .

[KarenMichelle Lane]

This is the happiest day of my life.

[Darrius Gothly]

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LlazarusLlong wrote:

"Wrong hole!"

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Is this the end of the story, or the story of the end. (Or the story of AN end?)

[LlazarusLlong]

I felt Happy. Then I felt Grumpy. Then Doc felt Dopey and Sleepy fell out of bed.

[LlazarusLlong]

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Darrius Gothly wrote:

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LlazarusLlong wrote:

"Wrong hole!"

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Is this the end of the story, or the story of the end. (Or the story of AN end?)

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It's actually the punch line of a disgusting and racist joke that even Jeremy Clarkson couldn't get away with.

[Darrius Gothly]

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KarenMichelle Lane wrote:

This is the happiest day of my life.

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Hmmm ... now I'm curious. Did the day involve: A dress? A Lottery ticket? An email? Or something else I hadn't considered yet?

[LlazarusLlong]

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Darrius Gothly wrote:

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KarenMichelle Lane wrote:

This is the happiest day of my life.

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Hmmm ... now I'm curious. Did the day involve: A dress? A Lottery ticket? An email? Or something else I hadn't considered yet?

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The one before I got married!

Followed closely by the one the divorce came through.

And in third place, the day a verdict of justifiable homicide was determined.

[KarenMichelle Lane]

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Darrius Gothly wrote:

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KarenMichelle Lane wrote:

This is the happiest day of my life.

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Hmmm ... now I'm curious. Did the day involve: A dress? A Lottery ticket? An email? Or something else I hadn't considered yet?

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You'll never guess it

 

 

 

 

Hint: A ride home......................................................................................from Mars.

[Darrius Gothly]

Why do I feel the need to lean in close, put my ear next to your lips .. and whisper "Ooooh .. this one I gotta hear!" *grin*

[Aethelwine]

Night is falling. On the first floor of Hôtel Printania two windows have just lighted up. The yard of the New Station smells strongly of wood: tomorrow it will rein over Bouville.