IvanTwin Rogers Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 I SAY ITS A ANT!!:matte-motes-angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwakkelde Kwak Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Perrie Juran wrote: I did notice today that a Restaurantis now seeking new staff. Could this be the place? I think so, I heard they recently fired the chef for refusing to make mashed potatoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perrie Juran Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 IvanTwin Rogers wrote: I SAY ITS A ANT!!:matte-motes-angry: SPIDER! :matte-motes-sour: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IvanTwin Rogers Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Perrie Juran wrote: IvanTwin Rogers wrote: I SAY ITS A ANT!!:matte-motes-angry: SPIDER! :matte-motes-sour: ANT!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillon Levenque Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Wikipedia has an excellent sketch showing the three main 'identifying characteristics' of the spider. It matches very well with the insect contained in your image. You can see the sketch here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Spider-characteristics.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perrie Juran Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Dillon Levenque wrote: Wikipedia has an excellent sketch showing the three main 'identifying characteristics' of the spider. It matches very well with the insect contained in your image. You can see the sketch here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Spider-characteristics.png That Arthropod is not an Insect. It is an Arachnid. But either or, I would not want to find one in my soup! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IvanTwin Rogers Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Perrie Juran wrote: Dillon Levenque wrote: Wikipedia has an excellent sketch showing the three main 'identifying characteristics' of the spider. It matches very well with the insect contained in your image. You can see the sketch here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Spider-characteristics.png That Arthropod is not an Insect. It is an Arachnid. But either or, I would not want to find one in my soup! iTS A ANT, dont forget thiis is a second life, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coby Foden Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 IvanTwin Rogers wrote: Perrie Juran wrote: Dillon Levenque wrote: Wikipedia has an excellent sketch showing the three main 'identifying characteristics' of the spider. It matches very well with the insect contained in your image. You can see the sketch here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Spider-characteristics.png That Arthropod is not an Insect. It is an Arachnid. But either or, I would not want to find one in my soup! iTS A ANT, dont forget thiis is a second life, Amen! Everybody is right. :matte-motes-big-grin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillon Levenque Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Coby Foden wrote: IvanTwin Rogers wrote: Perrie Juran wrote: Dillon Levenque wrote: Wikipedia has an excellent sketch showing the three main 'identifying characteristics' of the spider. It matches very well with the insect contained in your image. You can see the sketch here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Spider-characteristics.png That Arthropod is not an Insect. It is an Arachnid. But either or, I would not want to find one in my soup! iTS A ANT, dont forget thiis is a second life, Amen! Everybody is right. :matte-motes-big-grin: I'm buying that! Especially since it means that in my world I can imagine spiders are insects :-). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perrie Juran Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spyda Twist Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Perrie Juran wrote: I did notice today that a Restaurant is now seeking new staff. Could this be the place? If it is, they're speciest bigots who deserve no business. From their application form: Note: All applicants must be human(Not neko, furry, elf, or any kind of hybrid, or foreign creature) Same old discriminatory stereotypes, "NEKOS PUT FLEAS IN THE SOUP", "WEREWOLVES CHOMP HALF THE STEAK BEFORE IT HITS YOUR TABLE", etc. And what's a "foreign creature"? I guess they won't serve elves either? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madelaine McMasters Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Dillon Levenque wrote: Wikipedia has an excellent sketch showing the three main 'identifying characteristics' of the spider. It matches very well with the insect contained in your image. You can see the sketch here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Spider-characteristics.png Ivan might be able to recognize nefarious ants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perrie Juran Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Madelaine McMasters wrote: Dillon Levenque wrote: Wikipedia has an excellent sketch showing the three main 'identifying characteristics' of the spider. It matches very well with the insect contained in your image. You can see the sketch here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Spider-characteristics.png Ivan might be able to recognize nefarious ants. Well, whatever those creatures are crawling on the walls I hope Ivan has Abuse Reported them. We can't have them over running SL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madelaine McMasters Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Perrie Juran wrote: Madelaine McMasters wrote: Dillon Levenque wrote: Wikipedia has an excellent sketch showing the three main 'identifying characteristics' of the spider. It matches very well with the insect contained in your image. You can see the sketch here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Spider-characteristics.png Ivan might be able to recognize nefarious ants. Well, whatever those creatures are crawling on the walls I hope Ivan has Abuse Reported them. We can't have them over running SL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillon Levenque Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Spyda Twist wrote: Perrie Juran wrote: I did notice today that a Restaurant is now seeking new staff. Could this be the place? If it is, they're speciest bigots who deserve no business. From their application form: Note: All applicants must be human(Not neko, furry, elf, or any kind of hybrid, or foreign creature) Same old discriminatory stereotypes, "NEKOS PUT FLEAS IN THE SOUP", "WEREWOLVES CHOMP HALF THE STEAK BEFORE IT HITS YOUR TABLE", etc. And what's a "foreign creature"? I guess they won't serve elves either? I think the werewolf thing would still be okay. What do you say to the werewolf who chomped half your steak before bringing it to your table? "Thank you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillon Levenque Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I'm skipping replies so Perrie, 'Spiders & Snakes' is one of my favorite songs, and "Let's make it....perfectly clear" one of my favorite lines. 'Bugs on Me' good too and reminded me of one very inside joke for which I'll make no apologies. I worked for a place that built equipment to inspect the leads on completed integrated circuits (chips) before they were packaged for shipment. The idea was to sort out the ones with bent/less than truly straight leads, because they wouldn't drop through the holes on the PC boards during assembly (surface mount made this equipment obsolete but at the time there was still a lot of through-hole stuff). We were building surface mount testers as well, those tested for co-planarity. Our tester required inverting the chip and running it through the scanner upside down, but for reasons I can't recall it was considered more desirable to be able to test with the IC pin-side down. We were working on that but hadn't gotten there. One day on the assembly floor I was doing bring-up on a tester and glanced inside to see an ant walking across the conveyor (needless to say we weren't in a cleanroom). One of the assembly guys saw it too and said, "Okay, I know we're working on live bug but this is ridiculous." There was an extended laughter break. Sorry to waste everyone's time. It was a high moment in my manufacturing career. In the parlance of our business at that time, 'dead bug' meant an integrated circuit lying on its plastic case with its leads pointed up in the air. 'Live bug' meant the opposite. edited for spelling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madelaine McMasters Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Dillon Levenque wrote: Sorry to waste everyone's time. It was a high moment in my manufacturing career. In the parlance of our business at that time, 'dead bug' meant an integrated circuit lying on its plastic case with its leads pointed up in the air. 'Live bug' meant the opposite. That's the parlance of my business as well, and your story reminds me of the dark humor that pervades the design of medical instrumentation. I fondly recall trying to heat sliced turkey for my lunch between the paddles of a prototype defibrillator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillon Levenque Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Madelaine McMasters wrote: I fondly recall trying to heat sliced turkey for my lunch between the paddles of a prototype defibrillator. *Looks at the marshmallow* it's always about heat with you, isn't it? The nefarious pyromaniac. You'll probably bristle at that 'maniac' inclusion but I think Snugs will back me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IvanTwin Rogers Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 More ants in horrible restaurants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JokerSmee Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Waiter, waiter, there's a dead ant in my soup Well sir, you wouldn't want a live one, would you? I ain't lyin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JokerSmee Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Waiter, waiter, there's a dead ant in my soup No sir, that's George Harrison, he was a Beatle I ain't kiddin ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoisonGravy Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Waiter, is this fish cooked properly? Yes, ma'am, why do you ask? It just ate my f**king chips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jujmental Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 IvanTwin Rogers wrote: This is a horrible ANT, in the restaurant wall Of course it's an ant. It's a restaurANT. Waiter, do you have frog's legs? If so, hop off and get me a steak and chips. © The Judge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perrie Juran Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 IvanTwin Rogers wrote: More ants in horrible restaurants Maybe if you shook all the ants in your pants out before going in the restaurant you wouldn't have this problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IvanTwin Rogers Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I dont think so, i dont have ants because i dont have pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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