SirFatmanPonce

I get up at 8.30am, have me breakfast (3 sausages, 4 slices bacon, 4 black puddings, mushrooms, 2 fried eggs, 4 pieces toast, 2 slices fried bread, 2 mugs tea) then log on and collect me SL welfare! Do the Pay Per Visit or just beg in groups til I get 20L. Then go and play Zyngo, but thanks to LL cant do that soon no more!!! If I win a couple of 100L at Zyngo, I'll go and get an escort to talk filthy to me LOL. Or buy a brash weapon or something. Smack a vampire in the face! If I lose me money, I just go to the sandbox and hang around, or else go and see my mates Nazi Keith and Pieface and see what they're doing. At lunch I log off and have a couple of burgers and coke. Then I might come back on and check out the German clubs, try and pick up a bird! If that dont work, I log off at 6pm for my tea, normally a pizza or a couple of kebabs, and then come back and go clubbing. Or go Seven Seas Fishing, but they banned me since I hit that idiot who told me sit down, what a nob! Normally log off 1.30am and go to bed.

OK...SO AFTER A HARD EVENING OF CLUBBING ON SL WITH MY CHUMS 'NAZI KEITH' AND 'PIEFACE DENCH', AND BEATING UP A VAMPIRE FURRY, I SAT DOWN & ATE THIS BABY: MMMMM.... http://pugwash.cat5.org/articles/munchy/images/munchy-640-2.jpg BUT I HAD 2 MARS BARS AFTER AND SOME BEER AND THINK I OVERDID IT :matte-motes-confused: CAN ANY OF YOU TOP THAT? NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO LYING DOWN IN BED TONIGHT :matte-motes-stress:

I went to an 'up and coming' restaurant on SL. First of all I rang the bell for service - nobody came. Just a chef asleep in the kitchen. Rang the bell again. Joined the group and opened group chat and said I waswaiting. 5 minutes later, a waitress finally turns up. I was sat down - she asks me for 90L !!!! I said WTF? She says to me "90L for adults, 75L for a child'. I said "I never been in a restaurant I had to pay before the meal, what if I dont like your food??". She tries to tell me its policy, so I go back to group chat and ask if thats right, so a manager turns up. I say "Look, you cannot charge me before I eat it, what if I dont like it or if its a poor prim?" So eventually they say OK, you can eat first, what do you want... I say I want a plate of sausages and mash and gravy - they say "No, this is Thai food". WTF??? "I dont want that", I tell them "I'm the customer, I want sausages and mash". They say "WE can't do that sir!" Well, as you can imagine I left and will not be going back to such a rubbish place. In RL though I had sausages and mash for dinner, so I still won :matte-motes-grin:

I like to fet a big bowl and fill it with pasta tuna tabasco and salad cream mmmghh eat the lot