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Phil Deakins

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  1. Why rewrite or negate good STUFF? R I G H T
  2. Granted, but then your other hand waves, inadvertently undoing all the housework. I wish I had a photographic memory.
  3. Granted, but your meals are all bread and water. Can you survive on them? I wish I could fly.
  4. Some even verbalise every rhyme V O I C E
  5. Missing intelligence never did succeed B R A I N
  6. Actors continually take over radio M U S I C
  7. Ooooo I forgot to make a wish but thank you for anticipating it so well, @Garnet Psaltery. I'm astonished that you read my mind so perfectly. Thank you Your wish is granted and you pay for a year, but then your TV breaks down and you can't afford to repair or replace it so you get no pleasure from it. I wish I could get the image of that tighthead prop out of my head 🥴
  8. Your wish is granted but too late. The moment your eyesight returns you realise the you are on the edge of a cliff, walking towards the sea and with one foot out over a 100' drop to the rocks below and.... 🤾‍♂️ 🤾‍♂️ 🤾‍♂️ 🤾‍♂️ 💥👣 Ooooooooo that hurts 😖
  9. Forget about using legal terminoligy C O U R T
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